Me and it hurts

The only reason I have a phone is because my mum bought me one for emergencies.

I don't even answer her most of the time because I don't pay for it and I have to be next to it to hear it vibrate.

Since last sunday I have gotten (without initiating) a total of I believe 1 text

Last text I got was Christmas of the one before this one and it was wrong number in another language.

i would get literally zero.

fuck off normie. I bought my phone about a year ago and haven't gotten one call or text that wasn't a wrong number/spam.

>tfw your oneitis never texts you anymore

>>26337322
actually that's a lie because my dad called me a few times

Left my phone at work for a week one time. Got one text. It was from my mom asking if needed a ride home on the day I left it.

When I picked it up my coworkers were shocked that a person could go that long without a phone.

>having a phone
>getting texts
Fuck off normie

Besides my dad and my mom no one texts me anyways. And they rarely do it anyway.

>two texts
Fuck off normie.

>>26337338
reee
out disgusting normalshits

>>26337338
>he has a dad

Fuck off

that's the beauty of being a wagecuck, at least you get texts from co-workers or your boss if you're not going to work

>phone
>dad
>two texts

What the Fuck are you doing here?

I could.

And the two texts would be:

"Telecom Mobile values their customer safety. Disable Premium SMS services at m.telecom.au/psms"
"Your Data Pack is about to expire. Purchase more by the expiry date to extend it. Remaining data: 327,4MB. Expiry Date: 2016-02-11"

>>26338577
I hate that
>text app has a (1) alert
>it's just from Telstra

>>26337129
My last text message was 2 months ago, from my mom. I wish I could get 2 messages a week.