>Why should I give you my number?
>How do I know you're not like the other guys?
because i know that le narwhale bacons at midniht
>>26335469
>Implying I would ever ask out a girl with hipster glasses and a nose piercing.
>Implying I'd ask her for her number
>implying I wouldn't just autisticly walk away
>y'know what? I don't want your number
>later four-eyes
*roll away on my Heelys*
>>26335469
>woman wearing those fucking glasses
>proceed to slam her face into the wall
>shattered plastic remnants of glasses embedded into her face
What an annoying twat
i can name every major h mangaka in order of their online sales in japan
>>26335469
because i need your pussy. please, im desperate.
>>26335508
Made me kek bloxxx blox bloooxxx
>>26335469
I don't your number filthy 3D piggie. I have my waifu and we're both madly in love with each other.
>>26335535
>I'll only go out with you if your dick as least THIS big
>>26335469
Translation
>you're not so i attractive that I'm dying to have your dick inside me, but i would still fuck you if you tried hard enough.
Gotta love the entitlement
>>26335469
I don't think I have the balls to ask a grill for her number
You're mistaken, madame
>>26335571
ayy nice pillow bro
>>26335489
She wouldn't go out its you anyways, look at that, everyone's happy
Look lady, I'm just looking for a new pair of glasses. I don't want no trabur.
>>26335571
>>26335676
sorry i'm too autistic to properly attach a picture
>>26335583
fucking women and their standards
>>26335499
Just b ur self bro
Walk up to her and ask for it, tell her u wanna get to know her
It's confidence bro, women dig that
>>26335469
Are you wearing leggings?
can I hump your leg?
>>26335571
I have that same body pillow. My dad found it back when I was in high school and it was pretty awkward.
He saw her, burst out laughing, and then said "what the hell is this."
I was so panicked and humiliated a I just said I don't know and walked out of the room.
He came out a few minutes later and weve never spoken about it again.
>Why should I give you my number?
>You're ugly and socially retarded.
>>26335571
>>26335696
Where the hell do you even buy waifu pillows?
Can you buy them custom made?
>>26335734
Yeah I got one with ur mom on it
>>26335734
you can get them custom made pretty easily
i got mine at a small con though
>>26335469
You dont, it's your choice and any relationship is a risk.
You can either take the risk and possibly be happy or be comfortable in the certainty of being alone.
>>26335723
You should of just told him its your girlfriend
He'd probably get you the help you need
>>26335723
should've just offered to suck his dick to be honest
>>26335723
kek, that might be one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.
>>26335846
If it is, you haven't been on 4chan long enough. That doesn't even make it to my top 10 list of pathetic things I've read here.
>>26335482
Slightly underrated
>>26335469
This hits me right in the feels
>be at work, it's my first ever job
>19, horny as fuck
>see a super qt with tight little ass shopping around
>ask if she needs help
>no thanks
>go back to register and then 10 mins later she comes ready to checkout
>did you find everything okay?
>no reply
>you have pretty eyes, what color are they?
>they're just brown
>what's your number, we can hang out sometime
>she literally ignores it, doesn't respond
>finish ringing her shit up
>an hour later I get fired by my boss for hitting on a customer, making her feel uncomfortable
>>26335846
My mother printed out my loli rape hentai once
i told her i jerked off to it and it was none of her business
it was bad because she got diddled as a kid
>>26335917
that's what you get for being unattractive, faggot
>>26335931
should've asked her if she wanted to relive old times
>>26335966
ayooooo nice one famm
>>26335469
>piercings
>FACIAL piercings
lol no thanks
