>Anon, why do you always take so long in the shower?
the water hides my tears.
the warm caress of the nearly-burning water is the only respite i have left in life
>taking showers
>>26334590
Warm water feels good, and I like to talk to myself about my day and cup my balls and such.
>>26334590
Because the water is comfy and I enjoy staying on the shower because of that, also I use hair coinditioner and shave my body hair too, why do you ask?
>tell myself I'll be in there for 10 min
>sit down in the shower and before I know it an hour has passed
>step out of the bathroom drowsy and lightheaded like I've been in a hyperbolic time chamber
>repeat every day
>>26334733
What's your fucking water bill
>>26334805
I don't know, my mommy pays the bills
>>26334648
Comfy! desu!
>>26334829
Wow what a cunt. You just waste her water like that? Hopefully she'll kick you out soon.
Because the amount of dirt, dead skin, and crust on my body takes more than one shower to remove. After I see that I only took off a small fraction of the filth, I get discouraged from showering until I can no longer tolerate the odor.
because I vape weed while browsing shit on my phone for a bit before I finally jump in desu
>>26334861
>waste
I'm thinking about the meaning of life, how is it a waste?
And she's a single mom, she doesn't have the heart to kick me out. Hell, she practically coddles my lifestyle.
>fap
>wash body
>sit down and contemplate life as the water washes over me
>wash hair
>>26334915
You're using up hundreds of gallons of water you don't even use. Flushing your neetbucks down the drain friendo
>crawl into the shower
>curl up into a ball on the floor
>pass out for anywhere from 20-60 minutes
>wake up
>wash hair
>get out
Every. Day.
>>26334951
I don't have neetbux. I also don't shower on the weekends. You're over-exaggerating how much water I use.
>shaving my entire lower body takes some time
>>26335022
I did this for years when I was younger. Not the worst feel, but still pretty weird.
>>26334805
>>26334829
>>26334861
>water bill
i dont know this feel, no water bills where im from. hour showers are the norm :P
>>26334590
You just need the right type of shower, and you can stay in as long as you want.
http://www.kohler.ca/tech/products/why_spas.jsp
What was the longest shower you've ever had, robots? I showered for 8 hours once. My parents got super fucking mad and my skin started to peel off. We got a 500 dollars bill for water that month.
>>26335105
hour and a half i think
I fell asleep
>>26335083
How? Where are you from?
>>26334590
>take shower
>get light headed
>fall alssep for an hour or two on the bathroom floor
>wake up to my mom banging on the door thinking I an heroed
She knows it's only a matter of time.
>>26335155
Canada. The only concern bill-wise when showering is the electric bill, since using all the hot water means the water heater has to run for longer.
Showers are great. I jack off, piss and brush my teeth, along with all the regular shower stuff. They're comfy incarnate. Why wouldn't you stay in for long?
>>26334590
Because I move slowly. Don't worry.
I fucking love taking long showers
I usually wash myself twice over because autism
Also my landlord pays the gas bill
NORMIES GET FUCKED
