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ITT: we choose our primary melee weapon for the upcoming race
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ITT: we choose our primary melee weapon for the upcoming race war

Sledgehammer for me
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rapier like a proper gentleman
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i would like a spiked baseball bat
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>>26333639
Don't have a pic but I have a scythe that I bought when I was ten to threaten bullies with (got suspended for 2 weeks)
Prolly that
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Katana, obviously.
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M4, you guys are fucked with those weapons
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>>26333639
Chainsaw/spiked bat combo with mounted propane tank for fiery fun.
Maybe a car battery mounted to a sword.
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>>26333667
Hell yeah nigga.
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A rose.

All men of this Earth are brothers.
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>>26333734
that sounds extremely impractical as well as potentially dangerous
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>>26333639
A expandable baton is small enough to conceal it in your pocket and strong enough to break bones.
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Robots. Fellas. This isn't Fallout, okay? None of you shut-ins can run that melee build in real life. You're gonna get filled with lead while your pathetic arms fail to lug around that weapon you foolishly tried to kill niggers with. Niggers have guns, fellas. NAACP? Niggers Are Always Capping People? Duh.
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>>26333776
>what is reach
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>>26333639
I choose a giant blunt, then I leave the fight and smoke that shit.
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axe chop up the enemies and use em for fuel
>>26333723
that's a ranged weapon
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Pollaxe
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If you're going to make me use a melee weapon, it's going to be a bayonet or realistically just the butt of a gun. If a real honest to god race war was starting tomorrow I'd walk to the gun shop, buy an AR-15, several mags, and a few hundred rounds of ammo, come home, slap my bayonet on that thing, stock up on food, fortify my house, and weather the storm.

Oh wait, my town is 97% white. It wouldn't even matter.
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>>26333824
It's both melee and ranged.
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>>26333768
>dangerous
>impractical
That's the point bro, it's a hypothetical situation
Maybe an white hot metal rope dart or whip
Also considering an scythe that is all one blade down until the handle.
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>>26333639
gonna crusade the fuck out of the mudslimes
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>>26333844
Europoor here, we simply don't have enough guns to arm everyone. Even sandnigger terrorists have hard time getting firearms.
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>melee weapon
i guess combat knifes will have to do, bayonet on a rifle is also a good option
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>>26333880
is this kind of sword supposed to be wielded with both hands or used with a shield? looks pretty heavy
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Best melee will always be a razor blade. Anything else is too big and would get in the way of your ranged weapon, a razor blade will cut anything close to you.

If say both ranged weapons are capable, and it is melee on melee, a razor blade would just slit your throat as you raise your hammer or axe whatever. If something like that hit you it would not really do that much damage and then you get to cut their artery.
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>>26333639
Golf club. Good range and heavy damage output.
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>>26333639
>slow to swing
>heavy to carry
>betting it all on blunt-force damage
5/10

>>26333667
>Relatively lightweight, but awkward to haul around
>Easy to make
>risk of tetanus if accidentally hurt oneself
7/10

>>26333776
>easy to carry
>easy to wield
>easy to hide
>somewhat heavy (if you get a good one)
>lacks any utilitarian function, no cutting no stabbing. Sledgehammer opens door better
8/10

>>26333824
>sharp on only one side and the cutting space is VERY small
>swings like a sledgehammer sans the weight
>easy to repair
>utilitarian, can open doors if you get the right type & can cut down small trees without splitter axes
5/10

>>26333880
>easy to carry supposing you have sheath
>thin blade so have to keep it sharp to cut through a lot flesh, cant rely on momentum of swing (like larger swords/axes)
>pretty but catches the eye easily, hard to hide unless you stick it in your pants
>hard to wield in CQC, without training especially
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>>26333910
*incapable ranged, meaning if you have your fucking katana on a straight razor, the razor will get you faster and do the job. it is light and sharper. There is a reason people dont use swords and axes anymore.
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Fire axe if it has to be fairly obtainable

Otherwise a halberd
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>>26333905
judging from the handle to blade ratio, this is a one-handed sword.
Reverse searching the image gives info about the weapon being 27'' in lenght, supporting this theory.
I'd say you'd still have to be fit to wield it.
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>>26333639
Have you ever held one of those things? Tried to split logs?

Your fucked mate.
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Obsessed with these types of knives

Jambiya would also work, I have one and its pretty comfortable to hold
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Buy a gun. Now. I'm willing to bet that none of you retards leave the house enough to have a criminal record, so even in fucking England or Germany you can get a license for a shotgun.

You have almost no chance of getting a gun if everything goes to shit.

A shortsword or cutlass of some kind is probably sensible as well.
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I'l have to go with this.
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>>26333759
>Flower Power
Good choice, bless your kind heart.
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>>26334046
>being physically weak
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Most likely a kukri machete. I own a few and use them to cut bamboo and other yardwork tasks. They can chop the shit out of anything and can be thrown with a little practice. Realistically I'd never throw a knife at someone, it's just not that effective. I only do it for fun. I can also throw chopsticks fairly well. I also own several katana and have practiced with them, but I'm not that good. I'm asian and do a little martial arts unlike the countless neckbeards who obsess over katana and shit like that.
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>>26334111
I might also add that I probably own more guns than the rest of you, but OP mentioned melee things specifically.
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>>26334030
i think a straight sword is a shitty design

like all the weight of it is in the blade, so swinging it around would be really awkward and slow

if i was using a blade i would want some kind of curved machete type deal, much faster to swing around and doesnt take training to use
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Machete as a Mexican.
Excuse my taste if I didn't pick a good one.
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>>26334140
Something like this looks like it would be really comfy to use
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Longswords and polearms are objectively the best weapons but you won't find them.
Next best would probably be a fireaxe.
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>>26334061
>having a registered firearm
in times of civil unrest your registered guns will be rounded up for save keeping
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>>26333639
A key point in a race war is to induct fear in our enemies. That implies wearing armour and doing actions that will eventually reduce the enemy's moral, like formations whom will march at the sound of war drums. But, of course, this isn't a open field battle. The race war will be fought in the streets and buildings. Then, the stealth and rapid ambushes are the best options. You just cannot use a hammer when the enemy's in the street shooting at you and you have to counter-attack from a window. If Europe goes full retard and totally bans firearms and melee weapons, we can make our own or go to the black market.

Organised militias are acting even more in the US, and Europe should start doing the same but hidden from the media (still leftist and pro-immigration).
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>>26334180
Completely different style of fighting though. The broadsword you postet is used in unarmored fencing situations, whereas the straight sword is used in armored combat where neither combattant can move very quickly. Speed isn't as important as is penetrating power and you can hack better with it than you can with a light broadsword.
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There's only one way to do it.
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a dumbell rod

and use it like a bo staff
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>>26334111
trips for masturbating this hard on the internet
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>>26335081
fuck off Kilik
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Trench clubs can fuck a man up
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>>26333639
This is my primary melee weapon.
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>>26334180
I own one of those. It's pretty good.
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Rather than a large blunt object, I prefer something I can swing with little effort and do loads of damage.

not to mention the utility it provides
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>>26335477
>Trench clubs can fuck a man up
I read it with different emphasis everytime. If it gets any funnier i'm going to choke on mu own fucking tongue senpai
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damn damnit damn forgot pic
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>>26335937
>not having a fuckable main
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>small enough to hide
>both a knife and brass knuckles
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Aluminum bat, maybe a small one. It's lightweight, easy to use, durable, and needs no maintenance, unlike edged weapons. Either that, or a rapier like mah nigga right hea >>26333656
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man, i cant beleive im going to have to fight all you guys when it happens.
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>>26336063
Sheik is plenty fuckable underneath her Sheikah outfit. She is Zelda after all.
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>>26336214
>durable
I had one of those. It's covered in dents now. Guess why
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>>26333639
Tenno Heika REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26336214
You from boston?
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>>26336214
>Aluminum
>durable
>no maintenance
wwwwwwwwwwwwwhjat ajr yjou ejven sjaying?
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>>26336214
>aluminum bat
>durable
pick one
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>>26336278
Trying to use that would be an awful experience.
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Polearm/spear easily. stab niggas to death from the safety of longer range
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>>26336339
The only right answer for any polearm
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>>26333639
My trusty Remington 700. Nothing beats a bolt action with a scope.
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>>26336390
cool melee weapon I guess, but I feel like it's a bit impractical to hit people with
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>>26336390
>ITT: we choose our primary melee weapon for the upcoming race war
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>>26336411
>>26336390
Put a bayonet on it.
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>>26336390
this
Fuck melee weapons, I am Murican. I can has guns for the race war. Pic related is my Winchester rifle.
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Got to go with sword joyeuse. Hopefully the spirit of great catholic kings of old will make me less of a pussy
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>>26336448
>shoot a few niggers
>takes over one minute to reload
>what do now?
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Tomahawks, are we allowed to throw melee weapons? :)
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>>26336484
Just put a trusty bayonet on it.
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>>26336489
there are no rules in war
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>>26336484
Its a magazine feed Russian Winchester. It uses the same ammo as the mosin nagant. Plus, it supports a bayonet too. In case the minorities get too close.
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Probably a xiphos or of similar size. These look about big enough for me to swing around a few times without getting too tired.
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>>26336515
>same ammo as the mosin nagant
I actually own one of those. I live in a very populated area and had to drive over an hour to get some 7.62x59s. Good luck (if you're white).
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>>26336525
Why not just get a spear and a shield. Keeps you at a distance and doesn't take a lot of work to stab. A large and lightweight shield (maybe a swat shield) can protect you from projectiles and frontal attacks.
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Mine will be a laser gun with infinite ammunition, it can auto aim and turn to the next target if im unaware of it so no one can get past me. Also it has an inbuilt force-field so no other inferior guns can get me.
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Something a bit culturally appropriate
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Forcefield
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>>26336562
>half white half Kazakhstan (mongol)
I live in the rural part of the country and even then, ammo is getting sparse but I have some ammo in stock. Should be enough to last a few skirmishes.
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>>26336326
>Stab him in the stomach
>shoot his dick off
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>>26336568
That would be a good idea as well. Though, I think it would take some training (which I don't have) to wield a spear effectively. At least with a small sword I can just wave it around and hope for the best.
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>>26336631
>>half white half Kazakhstan (mongol)
well that entire part of the world is in love with Russian weaponry, so I would imagine it's easier to find than it is here in the US. Good luck agianst the sandnigger hoards senpai.
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>>26336695
>senpai
dafuq? I typed SENPAI
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>>26336716
OK I guess you cant say that here...
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>>26333639
either >>26333667
or some kind of medium-short machete. Preferably one that has a true point so that stabbing is still an option, as well as one that isn't a common, cheaply made thing that will like, explode with the force of a quarter stick of dynamite the moment it misses and hits something hard.
>>26333667
I'm super edgy, so I say that this also sounds really metal.
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>>26336692
Trust me. Look at acient military history up to the age of muskets. Spears are the easiest weapons to produce and to use on the field. Normally Swords require you to be physical fit and agile for close combat. Because of this, many armies insisted on arming the main troops with spears and pikes. They require little training and when used properly can make great offensive and defensive weapons. Swords were usually reserved for close quarter fighting or as a last resort weapon.
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>>26333776
confirming that it hurts like fuck to be hit with a steel baton, even if it doesn't break bone.
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>>26336742
did you mean F.A.M.?
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>>26336742
>>26336716
>>26336695

LURK

M
O
A
R

NEWFAG

bet you cant even spoiler
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>>26336765
You are correct. I just see myself poking at someone with a spear, missing, and then getting fucked. I probably wouldn't fare much better if I missed with a short sword, actually.

Great now I'm not so confident about my choice now.
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>>26334075
that's a nice gif
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>>26336820
That's when your short sword comes in handy, If they get past your spear you jab em with your short sword while blocking your other half of your body with a shield and then you finish him off with a fatal stab once the enemy is incapacitated. Then get your spear and and slowly march forward with you spear pointed at a reasonable distance.

Personally, I am a kantana fag myself,\
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>>26333639
This guy got it right. Sledgehammers are fucking lethal.
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>>26333639
Barrett .50 cal for me
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>>26336255
>>26336288
>>26336298
FUCK!! Make it a mace or a wood bat then.

>>26336284
no, why?
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>>26333759
except manlets. they need to die
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>>26336921
oh melee... fuck melee
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>>26336921
Do you own one? If not just pull out a loan and buy one. It is the race war after all so don't worry about paying it back :^)
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>>26336937
fuck melee indeed.

>>26336929
Manlets are cancer.
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>>26333639
I will for one arm myself with a sign saying "Welcome all refugees"
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Now, now, pick a ranged weapon.

Colt M1911 .45 ACP for me. Powerful and reliable.
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>>26336983
Mein Trusty Kalashnikov
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Niggas, this thread should be remade to have your entire setup, ie tactic, plus melee and ranged shit. The melee would pretty much be your backup to your handgun/raifu. Plus keep in mind you'll pretty much be fighting against negro hordes. Would be cool if all the races banded against them after being sick of their shit tbhh.
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Bullets, bayonets, bare hands. It matters little to me as long as I'm killing niggers and slimes
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>>26337008
Oh well. mabye next time. Fun thread though eh?
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>>26336983
>pistol cartridge
>powerful

>1911
>reliable
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Je suis Charlie
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>>26337067
Hi power is bettah
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>>26333895

I'm really thinking about starting a "guns for Europe" program. All you gotta do is swear on your glorious heritage that
>That you surrender all feelings of retaking the "colony" of America
>That firearms will be used in self defense, for going plinking, and for bring imperialist
>That for every 5 million armed men you will subdue an African territory, asian island, or arab nation
>Help restore the glory of a Persian Iran
>Stop being pussies.
>Will support constitutional republics.

Lets go back to 1860 but avoid WW1 and 2 please.
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>>26333639
The electric baton my friend made a while back
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>>26337262
I like the idea of an electric spear.
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a fireman's axe
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kriegsmesser

>when you want a katana but don't want to be called a virgin neckbeard weaboo
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>>26338985
tfw you want an albion knecht but it costs 1780 bucks
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>>26337121
>the bullet is heat seeking
lol
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>>26338985
that's a big.
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I don't stand a chance
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>>26339195
muslim mudshit detected
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>>26333639
>bringing knife to a gun fight because of autism: the post
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If I find myself in a physical fight during a war, I've already fucked up. So I need something I can draw and swing in a split-second. I think my best bet would be a hunting knife, with its sheath duct taped to the inside of my jacket. Hopefully I'd never need it.
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>>26339791
>duct taped to the inside of my jacket.
Not sure if genius or retarded, famson.
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>>26339791
>duct taped to the inside of my jacket.

I'm dying
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>>26336351
Seconded. Once we easily win, their sword style points wont count any more.
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>>26333639
Does this count as a melee weapon?
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I've got a pistol, shotgun, two swords, four axes, two spears, armor, 3 helmets and a bevy of knives.

I don't believe in going it alone.
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Throwing daggers, karambit and a rapier easy to carry easy to kill
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>>26339935
Don't forget your fedora and Guy Fawkes mask, anon. :^)
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>>26336596
cronulla 2 lad
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>>26336596
This

>tfw averaged 32 in club cricket in the u18s

It's like an extension of your arm
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>>26340046
Yeah mate nulla riots bra bash me some lebos
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>>26333639
race war huh? so you will fight for the glory of normies, chad will be proud of you brahs
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>>26340125
full on thorpey m8 fukn mint
onya cunt
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Polehammer niggas.

>that reach

>is a hammer + spear + pointy hammer

polearms > all
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>>26333639

A biological weapon, more deadly than Ebola that kills based on the amount of Melanin in the victim's body The more Melanin, the more deadly.
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>>26336631
Haha half russian in Astana pleb

For serious I've never seen another kazakh in a thread. How ya doin?
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Two swords, son
TWO FUCKIN SWORDS
Shank two niggas at once
Shank one nigga twice
Shields are for pussies

>>26336872
You do know that .gif is edited right.
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>>26339929
>no bayonet
>sight knife not facing the shooter's eye

shit design, would not stab/10
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Hypothetically, I would fight primarily with a bow. If I needed something for short range, I'd probably go for a short sword, or a long sword that isn't so heavy and cumbersome.
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>>26339791

>hes actually underaged

dude there are legit sheathes that are designed to keep a knife concealed within your clothing. you dont need to duct tape anything.
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Here's the weapon you autistic retards deserve
>muh racewar
>muh day of le rope
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