Amazon is basically saying that I'm stealing from them and that they may close my account soon. I have $515 on the account and I don't want to lose it.. Tell me what to buy.
>>26332285
Buy me a new bedding set
Buy me a new external hard drive
Buy several gallons of coyote urine.
>>26332285
>Amazon is basically saying that I'm stealing from them
Are you?
Buy me anything on this list
I will draw you something.
amzn com/w/1R524Y6VFNIF5
If you can transfer it to your amazon payments do that. Deposit it into your bank account from there.
>>26332683
No, I live in a shitty neighborhood and a nigger stole two of my fucking packages. It was all computer parts so he probably has no idea what to do with them anyway. fucking niggers.
shit they seized my account fuck fuck fuck I can't transfer the funds
>>26332893
fuck off turbonigger I still have the funds
>shit in a cardboard box
>write "eat shit, thief" on piece of paper, put it in the box
>tape it up, put labels on it
>put it on your porch
>await glorious revenge
>>26333029
Sounds like a good way for OP to get his house tagged or broken into
>>26332977
That's a customary e-mail sent to people who lose 2+ packages, doesn't mean shit just meant to scare people who are frauding.
Buy a dakimakura
originelle
>>26333113
This. There isn't even a threat of closure in that email OP, you're freaking out over nothing.
