>teleport behind you
>>26329386
slit's you're throat
>>26329386
The only thing worse than a shitposter is a tripfagging shitposter.
>>26329386
>disperses into a thousand motes of bright pink light butterflies
>reforms behind you
heh.
I can throw chopsticks like those things and get them to penetrate a little over an inch into cardboard. It's pretty fun actually.
>>26329430
>newfagging this hard
>>26330034
>I can throw chopsticks like those things and get them to penetrate a little over an inch into cardboard. It's pretty fun actually.l
>>26329430
Thats not a tripfag new fag
>>26329430
Rp can be fun
>newfag t b h
>>26329386
Wrryyy?
>gets stabbed
>laughs
"You dare approach a vampire at night?
You are a foolish mortal, now give me your blood!"
Attempts to drink you
>>26329386
Stock or gtfo
My back is to the back of my bed, scrub.
>>26330656
>tfw having a cute vampire gf suck my blood is a huge fetish
>>26329386
whats happening here?
>>26330876
WATCH OUT!
>tackles you to the ground right as the kuni is about to hit you
Anon, this threads to dangerous for you GTFO!!!
>>26330845
>.>
.
<.<
"Well i am gonna have to copy Dio sensei for that..do you have a female friend whose body you like and wouldn't mind if she had a..brain 'adjustment'?"
>>26330971
stopbloscscscs
>>26330971
Her pls...
>tfw no Rosa Parks vampire gf
*IT WAS A HOLOGRAM*
Yes my fucking comment is original
>>26331026
"Grah get out of my way insect! You dare defy I ANON?"
>>26331027
"-_-...well can't account for taste.. anyhow for just the
price of your immortal soul and eternal servitude you shall have your..cough..gf."
>>26331121
I'm not selling my soul for a nigger.....
>>26331165
"Oh come on, you don't use it anyway!
Why do you want to keep it?
...Pfah! I l even give you some Scandinavian beauties how is that?"
>>26331241
Throw in 100 dollars at its a deal
Fucking Loki this God needs to be nerfed
>Smite fags.
>>26331336
"W-wha? So easy..i mean of course my good mini-friend! Here are your stuff, pay no attention to the mind controlling flesh bud :D"
>>26331380
"Grahh careful with the lightning faggot!"
>>26329386
>unsheathes ketena
>"psshh... nothin personnel... kid..."
"Pulls out packet of salt for higher combat skills."
>>26329386
>just shadow clone jutsu
nice try senpai
