What is a weird quirk about your body?
>>26322861
My stinky dinky
>>26322861
I have unexplained nerve damage, whenever I go pee I have to go into a state of meditation to get it to release
every time I go pee it is like a challenge to achieve zen
I can cum like 10 times in a row. I'm horny all day.
my eyelids twitch sometimes for minutes without stopping
>>26322897
Oh my god same
I thought I was the only one
I was born with the ability to move my ear. That's right. Just the one. I brute-forced the other one and can now do both. You just have to concentrate really hard.
>>26322861
tremor, fucking tremor.
my back is stronger than my front.
i can pull things a lot harder than i can push them
back has always excelled where chest lacks in the gym
>>26322938
This happens to me too.
Wide hips, narrow waist
(This is weird because I am a guy)
I have heterochromia. My eyes are green and blue.
Most people think it's freaky.
I have constant tension headaches. They never go away.
That, and the mole on the side of my dick.
i can crack my dick like my fingers by getting an erection and pressing down to hear a pop
>>26322861
I only have one testicle
90% of the times it burns when i piss
There's a weird deformity on my ribcage; it's basically like a bump on the side. It's not that bad, but it's still pretty easy to notice.
I have two beauty marks on my face.I'm a guy
>>26323009
Try again, pucciboi
>>26323042
thats sound pretty bad anon im sorry
>>26322861
I have breasts but also a penis :3
>>26323056
>hitler has syphilus
Kek
My balls / underwear smell like soy sauce when I don't shower for a few days.
>>26322861
every few months i get immense pain in my dick and balls out of nowhere incapacitating me for hours and then it goes away
it's been happening for years now and it goes away after a few hours so i never bothered to go to the doctor
it's like god is just up there going 'kek i made his dick hurt again look at him squirm'
>>26322861
I am balding at the age of 21.
I have thin lips and large pores.
>>26323024
marry me please, i dont care if your personality is shit
>>26322897
what kind of medication, anon?
My tendons are far from flexible, so I can't really bend that much. To compensate for this, my bones and teeth are really sturdy, never broke a thing, even though I constantly get into accidents. I'm never sick. I can withstand cold well, but I boil as soon as the temperature hits 20c. Drinking sour things makes me think clearer.
>>26323114
varicozele testis
I feel empty with a constant burning sensation inside me
I have a pretty big scar on the side of my knee because I was run over by a van when I was 5.
I fart gold.
>>26323114
holy shit I get this
it's only happened to me 5 or 6 times throughout my life though, so not as often
I remember once I was at a tea room on holiday, locked in the bathroom and curled up on the floor or trying to push out the pain through my dick for an hour or so
I hope it never happens again, last time was about a year ago though
>>26322861
I get a shooting pain up my arse and in my belly like someone shoved a long needle up my bumhole
I'm in the top percentile of women capable of high capacity lactation. Enough to make a solid income off of.
a lot of spots on my legs from when i'd get bitten by mosquitos and scratch at my legs until they scabbed etc. etc. It's kind of cute but also gross
>>26323306
>tfw no farm cow gf
Im tall as fuck so I have to hunch over a lot in order to not hit my head,
Due to that my back looks like a T-Rex
>>26323268
And here's what it looks like...
>>26323062
i have something like that to the right of my sternum. misshapen rib? idk man
>>26323306
>Enough to make a solid income off of.
do they hook you up like those farm animals like you're in the matrix or something
>>26323092
It's only aesthetic. I produce as much testosterone and semen as anyone else since that's regulated by the glands, although it is kind of embarrassing.
>>26323415
No I pump at home though I do it constantly. Then send it off to a wholesaler.
>>26322861
Nerve damage has left my entire body slightly numb, it gets worse if I'm tired.
I'm also in the top percentile for erect dick length, but I'll never utilize it ;-;
earlobes and cheeks are extremely sensitive to touch, wind burns take no time at all to get.
My vagina is really fat (I have an innie). I can't wear anything tight without ultimate camel toe.
>>26322938
This is pretty common. It could be caused by stress, lack of sleep, fatigue.. Etc.
>>26323024
Not freaky, it's an amazing mutation
>>26323233
a... are y-you me?
>>26323445
My boyfriend also has one ball I really can't see the difference.
I have a hole in my right eardrum, and a scar on the back of my right hand from when I was born and some great doctor put a cream on it and then found out I was allergic to whatever it was.
>>26323510
You should lose some weight ya cow
>>26323598
Oh fuckoff normie why are you here?
I have this mole above my lip and pretty sharp canine.
>>26322861
I have huge thighs and a big ass an Im a man
>>26323558
Why yes, of course.
>>26322861
Ive got a tiny spot of frostbite on the head of my dick.
Compliments of that compressed air computer cleaner can and morbid curiosity
>>26323024
heterochromia is caused by incest you inbred freak
>>26322861
I have slight scoliosis, but it's not noticeable at all, it's just that sometimes I hunch a little bit to one side and it accentuates it.
>>26323661
To bait us with posts about a non-existent boyfriend
Wide birthing hips but I am man
My eyelashes get stuck together
My ween leaks piss everytime after I use the bathroom
Constantly red face
I have a hole between the walls of my heart. Randomly get an uncomfortable jolting pain, kind of like a light electrical shock, in my heart area after doing cardio. If I already have the pain, doing cardio will sometimes get rid of it. My doctor is shit and can't explain what's wrong. Probably going to keel over and die like those people who's hearts just stop one day.
>>26323914
That electrical shock may be the electrical excitation that occurs in your heart to make the muscles contract
Wew
>>26323006
That's completely normal you know.
>>26323114
holy fuck, this happens to my vagina
I have a bifid uvula.
My birth mark is shaped like a dolphin.
My saliva dissolves gum.
>>26322861
i have connected earlobes
i cant get a tan but i also never sunburn. zero freckles as well
my eyes have slight epicanthic fold eventhough im 100% white
>>26323034
>mole on side of dick
Me too except I got mine removed.
>>26322861
I am extremely flexible nearly everywhere, but not freakshow tierI'm flexible enough to blow myself
I have 4 titanium "screws" in my head from surgery
I have a lot of scars from that surgery too
A pair (2/6) of my sinuses have been permanently surgically blocked, which prevents me from being able to dive forever.
I have a muscle from my right leg inside my skull
And its all from the same surgery/disease I have. I look normal from the exterior tho
>>26323034
My vag has a mole.
Nobody's ever seen it and I fear the day if someone ever does.
>>26322861
My uretha isn't on the tip, it's on the underside of my dick head
>>26322861
i have a dent in my skull
>>26325247
weirdest shit in this thread.
I have one dimple
>>26325123
My bf can also suck his own dick, but he says it doesn't feel good at all so he's never done more than briefly sticking it in his mouth. I'm thinking about making him do it anyway since he likes being dominated and told what to do though.
Does it feel good enough for this to be a good idea? Or should I not bother?
The tip of my left thumb is noticeably shorter than the tip of my right thumb.
My younger sister is the opposite.
>>26323403
you are turning into deadpool
I function perfectly on five hours sleep a night. The only time I ever sleep longer is when Im sad or when drugs or alcohol are involved.
I have a small mole on my dick.
>>26325216
My gf has one just off to the left that's about the size and shape of a cheerio. It baffles me how she got it or if it's actually some kind of wart, but at the end of the day I really don't give a Fuck.
>>26323040
This happens to me sometimes. it always scares me
>>26322861
One of my nips is kinda weird.
It's like a paw, split up in 4 mini circles.
I have freckle literally on my upper lip.
When I was a kid my urethra was too small, like whenever I pissed it was like when you put your thumb over a garden hose to get it to spray everywhere. They widened the hole, so now my urethra looks like someone cut my penis open with a razorblade.
I have a voice that's naturally lower than most peoples, but I purposely heighten a tad because I'm sick of people saying I should do radio or be an announcer
>tfw slight lisp is only thing keeping me from perfect sex voice
Oh, and I can come like 5 or 6 times in a row, and still be hard. Even through black out intoxication I'm usually hard. I have an unkillable penis.
When I'm nervous or anxious, especially when playing video games for some reason, I get whole body tremors.
>>26322897
Same
>I can dislocate my femur whenever I choose
>I want to kill myself
>>26322861
Both of my hand's pinkies are bent
>>26326458
>my nips
HA! you tell me
Damn japs are still screaming in my basement
I always see like small white points all over my visual spectrum, like a tv's static.
Freckle on the palm of my hand.
I have a birth mark right next to my lip that makes it look like I'm constantly drooling chocolate milk.
My birthmark its on my butt.
not all that uncommon but I get a stinging feeling behind my ears if I find something really funny
>>26322861
I look like shit because one side of my jaw is bigger than the other one
>>26322861
>ice cold hands
I'll never be able to touch someone without them flinching in shock at the cold.
I sometimes do this thing where I project my lower-jaw foward while focusing on something. Kinda like im trying to eat air. I used to do it a lot more as a kid and my friends pointed it out.
the skin on my face is extremely blotchy and pink and sensitive
any time you touch it it leaves a big dark pink mark wherever you touched that lasts a while
it's super dry and sensitive and bleeds a fuckton even lightly shaving stubble with an electric razor
i constantly look like i just ran a 5k and i'm about to pass out
>>26322861
My fingers are all crooked.
I have an amazing invisible chin. U jelly?
>>26322861
My arm and hand have huge scars which freak people out every time
Dick is bent downwards (seemed unusuall for me atleast)
My hair is extremely hard to keep in order so I always look like I just woke up
Have huge girly lips
Developed annoying stress induced nerve ticks which make my eyes spaz out at random
>>26328727
Post manly girl-hips
Have a pretty interesting face, look like an elf (lotr elf) with a jewnose.. That's about it
>>26322861
my pinky toes are mangled and curved sideways
My dickhole has an extra flap of flesh causing the piss stream to split in half. I'm forced to pee sitting down.
It's strange because as a kid I always pissed standing up without any problems, puberty must've done something weird.
>No chin
>Have 3 huge ass scars on my abdomen from various surgeries
I need to tighten my ass when i masturbate or i wont cum cause im circumcised
I have one ear thats dmaller than tge other because it has more cartilage.
My left ear makes an audible squeaking noise when I pop my ears.
I can squirt milk or any liquid out of my eye.
by snorting it up and pushing it out of my tear-duct.
>>26322861
My nose looks broken but I've never broken it before.
Really fucks up the aesthetic of my face.
my dick curves way left like a scimitar erect
at rest it is turned 90 degrees counterclockwise and leans a little bit leftwards
i've had sex once (!) and she didn't say anything about it. i'm pretty sure this isn't normal though.
I have burst my left ear drum 4 times and my right one twice, some of the most painful experiences of my life. I feel like its affected my hearing, but who knows.
>>26323024
Chris Chan is that you? This comment is so original the bot will never want to mute me again.
My right testicle has a lump on it about a quarter of its size
>>26325247
I need a picture please senpai desu
I gain fat in my chest and legs before my gut so it makes me look like I have a huge muscular chest even though its mostly fat. Feels bad when I go over a pothole or something but girls stare at it and I've been complimented and asked what I bench a lot.
I would be a god tier girl but I guess I was meant to suffer instead.
>>26322861
my right pinky toe and the toe to the left of it are always touching each other in an annoying way
>>26322897
Fug so its like when you just finish masterbating, but all the time
Is it more difficult to go when you arent alone?
>>26322861
I walk on my toes
>>26330555
more of a behavioural quirk than a body one
My penis is tilted almost 90 degrees to the left more than usual. Also, I have a unibrow, but you have to be extremely close in order to see where it joins.
>>26322861
My chest caves in
>Tfw no gf to sink her head into my chest
>>26330583
well it's because of a tendon issue, so I think it's physical
it could be a neurological thing, I haven't had a doctor look at it since I was a child, and I don't recall them ever doing any conclusive imaging tests on it to confirm that it was physical
i have one rounded ear and one pointy elvish ear
i have a port wine stain on my face
I have double jointed thumbs
I made 5 pounds with it once because a guy wanted bet he could break them
>>26322972
Lol i imagine you sitting in your room trying to move your eye and trying not to shit yourself
i have two dick holes
>>26330812
where is the second?
do you cum from both?
>>26330846
the second is right in front of the other, about half of the time i piss/cum from both
i have a dark patch under my right eye that makes it look like i've got a black eye.
My nose is ugly. It looks like it has an extra bone.
I snapped my banjo string
it hurt
>>26322861
I have one nipple that is constantly erect and rough while the other is smooth.
I have a superjew nose
>>26323298
My mum gets that.
Doc told her to straddle the arm rest of a couch when it comes up...
Whenever I go for a haircut I have to struggle not to laugh
When the guy uses the electric cutter thing on the back of my head, just above my right ass cheek starts to tickle a lot
not a quirk, but my ribcage is fucked up
its pushed forward and to the right
I look like a painfully average white guy, I'm a little bit fat and I guess I have uneven eyes.
I have some genetic skin condition that forms harmless, red splotches all over my body. Only way to get rid of it is putting Selsun Blue all over myself, but it comes back after a while.
My asshole also looks like an external tumor, mainly due to having shitting issues all of my life.
>shiver violently if i get even slightly cold
>if i raise my right arm and flick my wrist, it cracks
>sometimes happens with my left
>nose bleeds a shit ton
>>26331135
holy fuck are you me
i don't laugh though i just kind of squirm in my seat
My head is fucking big and my nose is shaped kinda weird. I'm also pretty fat.
If it weren't for all that I'd easily be an 8/10
>>26322861
When the moon is full I turn into a curvy black woman.
I don't how I inherited this, my parents are white.
When turn back I don't remember what happened before. Except I keep getting calls asking for a Shatiqua.
>>26331446
With those issues everyone you know must think your in the midst of battling a bad crack habit or something
>>26325700
Tbh sounds hot if you made him suck his own dick while you licked his asshole or balls
I tugged and ripped out a skin tag from the top of my buttcrack with a pair of tweezers
I have a sebaceous cyst on my face along my jawline. It's been there since I was a teenager.
If I stick something too far into my belly button (say, a qtip, for instance), I get an awful shooting pain through my dick.
I surmise that this isn't something out of the ordinary, that it's something that happens to others and has a very reasonable explanation, and yet, everyone I've brought it up to thinks it's strange.
>>26331989
This happens to me. I have an outie though, it makes it hard to clean
I can move both my ears easily.
I'm super weak in gym yet when it actually counts I feel like Atlas and I can lift as much as Atlas.
I can do a weird cracking thing with my fingers. It's not cracking my knuckles, it's my fingers. Like the middle portion, and I can do that with only one hand (unlike knuckle cracking which requires both)
Sometimes when I stretch, my legs start twitching violently like I'm having a seizure.
I'm very stretchy even though I never did any exercises to become like this (I can put both my feet behind my head with no pain)
I sometimes really really look like a girl (I'm a guy) and at other times I look excessively manly (I don't understand it either)
My voice changes. Often. Like, every time I speak, it's like it's a completely different voice, it's totally not the same pitch at all.
My hair. My fucking hair is probably one of a kind. It's the most evil hair out there and it seems to exist only to bring me pain and torture. My hair does not know obedience. Even with every brush in the world you cannot change anything. The people that know me know what I'm talking about. It curves and moves in random places and I am unable to change ANYTHING about it.
I have a splash of brown in my left eye. I'm mainly blue eyed. It's called sectoral heterochromia.
>tfw club thumbs
>>26328252
I have three. Beat that
The fingers on my right hand can splay very widely, while those on my left have more membrane between them and are stockier. This is just a product of hand-favoring, right?
I have a strange vertigo thingy going on.
I'll hear a ringing/vibrating in my ear followed by an extreme sudden dizzy feeling and the room spins at like 500 miles per hour for a good 10 minutes. It's completely random and im living in my own personal hell
>>26322861
On either eyebrow, I have one extremely long eyebrow hair. Like 4cm long. Just one on each. I'm constantly tempted to pluck them out but it's so weird that I always keep them.
I have a slight twitch type thing, around my nose. If I sneer or do anything that involves pushing my upper lip higher, my nose twitches like crazy.
If I don't get much sleep for an extended period, my nose starts twitching for extended periods, until I get some sleep.
>>26322897
I thought it was just me. Sometimes it's so bad that once I finally achieve piss, I feel like I've had the breath knocked out of me and I feel lightheaded.
I have a birthmark on my chest that looks like an off-center third nipple. People don't see it much, I am female and tend not to wear tit-exposing shirts
>>26333351
>I am female and tend not to wear tit-exposing shirts
>conservative and female
Please be my gf
>lazy eye
>nerve damage that causes my fingers to move on their own
>bloody fingers cus OCD
>chronic sleep paralysis
>dick can only be 100% hard when doing raw sex
>>26332090
That's qt as fuck please post a pic
my piss smells like bacon
>>26331989
I just tried this and it kind of worked
>>26322861
I am only 18 and I am balding
my head is mishappen too
>>26325216
Lemme rub my mole on yours bb
>>26330269
I probably could've fucked girls if I weren't so anxious about how they'd react to this, how it'd work...
I need a trial run with a hooker to see what the deal really is
>>26330555
actually it's autism
>>26322861
One of my testicles hangs a full inch lower than the other one.
>>26323040
That's a thing in India and the middle east as a cultural thing but literally anyone can do it. It can cause permanent damage. Stop doing it now.
>>26322861
I have a choad. Women say they can handle it but, they complain about it afterwards.
Face apparently has great symmetry.
Smile, however, due to years of tongue thrust and eve after braces, are Tom Cruise-angled.
Thus, my jaw is uneven and it's a weird symmetrical asymmetry.
- sideways scar through my left eyebrow all of life
- one axis of motion gone from right foot
>>26334181
which axis
>>26330675
literally used to be me, i kicked the habit though
I have eczema spread around my body. The worst part if my hands and my genitals.
I do not look forward to the day where I have to look a chick in the eyes and explain to her it isn't an STD.
>>26330555
FUCK
I didn't realize that I do that to untill right now
>>26334211
cant turn my sole up towards other foot or outwards, can still sweep across from side to side and go up and down.
The shaft of my penis is abnormally concave in the middle from all my years of furious masturbation. Now even if I could find a woman who would have sex with me, I'd be too ashamed to show her my retard dick.
I'm a muscular guy with big nipples.....thanks gyno
Every morning I wake up to very bloody mucous, if I blow my nose then and there then I start the morning with a massive nosebleed. :^)
>>26334795
Your house has too much dry air.
Sleep with fewer blankets or turn down your AC/heater.
I had the same problem in high school.
Would wake up with my nose already bleeding
>>26335021
I guess comfy from blankets must come to an end eventually. Good night anon
>>26322861
Hyperhidrosis.
My teeth hurt after extended periods of mastrubation
>>26322920
Me too. It's incredibly annoying, I can't concentrate on anything without jacking off first.
>>26322972
>concentrate really hard
Not for me at least. Its just another part of my body I can move. But then again, I often expand my ear when stretching or when Im trying to hear something so I can do it easily now.
My fucking left hip gets stuck sometimes. Lower back too. I'm too young for this shit.
>>26322861
One side of my ribcage pokes out for some reason.
My elbow can bend backwards a little
>>26322861
Fucked up my corpus spongiosum so my dick is pretty much useless. Can get king of hard but there's not sensation to it and the base is so weak it couldn't handle the pressure of penetration.
Not too thrilled about my life desu
>>26335427
Anyone else /brokendick/ here?
>>26335521
>permanent urinary incontinence
not in the same way, but yeah.
>>26335333
>One side of my ribcage pokes out for some reason.
Its because of your terrible sitting position for the most of your life.
hair grows on my shaft and there's this thick vein too, fuck jews
>>26323200
Nice reading comprehension skills there anon!
One time when jerking off, I really did rip the skin. My penis is very ugly now, since it was already circumcised. Also I have a single genital skin tag/wart (?) on the underside of my scrotum.
>>26334106
Listen to this guy. I used to do it when I was 13 and now my dick curves up.
I get hives all over my body whenever I sweat/shower/swim/get wet
>haven't gone to the beach or gone swimming for years
>>26336240
Jesus, a water allergy?
>>26336276
Yeah, I can drink water but I can't do any physical activity that would induce sweating or go swimming or shower without breaking out. I've had this since the onset of puberty so I am pretty used to it, I probably won't notice the day that it (hopefully) goes away.
>>26336332
What the hell do you do in rainy days?
Lung cancer, but that's my fault so i don't know if it counts at least i can always hope i'm dying soon
Extremely prominent collarbones
>>26336363
Well, I whip out my umbrella.
It isn't really that bad, showering everyday has desensitized me to it.
>>26323510
Hot.
Oraginul,
I got vitiligo. I got albino spots all over my cock, balls and ass. Really curious to how people would react to seeing me naked
slightly crooked leg (at the tibia plateau) from a fracture; hardly noticable
hairy legs
can't sit crosslegged without cutting off blood flow in one of my legs
dick bent up and to the left when erect
fordyce spots all over scrotum and base; I'm really insecure about this one
pronating feet; they don't hurt at all, just look kinda retarded
small ganglion cyst on my wrist (pisiform)
acne
lots of dead skin on my face (probably because of acne care products)
face and neck sometimes itch extremely bad when sweating
loosing a little bit of hair
nose crooked slightly to the right
front tooth crooked on two axis
sometimes I get extremely painful gas in my lower intestinal region (pretty sure it's gas because the pain temporarily feels better if I fart or burp a little)
>>26323403
i found your legs tinder profile picture
>>26335662
Oh god me too, only at night though. It's been happening on and off since I was 16. I got some pills from a doctor recently and they worked for a month and stopped. The only other thing he can do is give me a fucking catheter, fuck that. Now I have to go to sleep in a sitting position or I piss myself. I feel like it could be a half asleep laziness thing. Anyone else been in a similar situation?
>>26323403
Thats pretty cool35
My skin contains large patches of darker skin on my back and shoulder and even darker patches on that
I have no idea what this is but its probably not too weird as no doctor ever commented on it
I have "club thumbs", apparently.
two birth marks(or black dimples idk what to call it)
they mirror each other on the inner thighs and even touch when i sit naked.
ill probably die of genetic heart disease but hey i know enough about the endocrine system to safely say that fat and cholesterol in food wont do shit but me being overweight will defiantly kill me if i get any bigger even though i'm moderately built its still probably to much of a strain on my heart.
im a wee bit sensitive when it comes to people so even if people are 4 rooms away from me and start talking about me ill get an anxious urge and a tingling behind my eyes to get up and walk around and often times i end up going to the room there in and interupting them asking if they need anything right after they say my name twice and now im known as beatle juice since its almost everytime people start talking about needing me telepathy, mental radio frequency idk but it can be a pain in the ass if im busy and im interrupted by the urge
>>26323510
>tfw no fat pussy gf to pffffft
just fuck my shit up senpai
most of body:
>horrible active tremor
>mild stutter
>greenish stool
>t shirts in 10?F weather etc, can't even function normally above 85?F
cock:
>frequent painful varicoceles
>scars from hernia surgery
>penis curves left quite a bit
>circumcised
>>26330456
SEE A DOCTOR JESUS CHRIST
I can move my fibula independent of anything else. As in, when you look at my ankle from the side, I can move the bony protrusion where my foot begins. I've been able to do this since I can remember being 2 years old or so. I also have very pointy elbows and prominent collarbones. My second toe is dramatically longer than my first toe on both of my feet.
I have abnormally colored eyes, which is one of the first things people notice about me. The number of times I have heard "oh my god you have such pretty eyes" from strangers means it gets really old. Do they think they're the first to say something about it? I also have a large freckle in my left iris. However, I have terrible eyesight and I would probably trade having a nice eye color for having 20/20 vision.
>>26322861
One eye smaller than the other but no-one notices unless I tell them.
>>26323114
I feel bad for you anon but that's a pretty funny mental image
>>26323114
super late response, but had that with my balls and went to the hospital with it. Turns out I had intermittent testicular torsion and had to get it operated on, if you think it might be the same sorta thing with you, you should go get it checked out because you could end up losing your balls because of itas long as you're in a place with actual health care.aka not burgerland
I have a beauty mark (is that what you call it? idunno) right between my eyes, on my nose
m nose is shit tho
i get a weird sharp pain in my taint whenever i experience vertigo or especially when i go on rides at an amusement park
I have a disgusting small flap of skin running from the end of my vaginal opening to my asshole :^)
>>26338575
no it's called a fucking mole, twat.
>>26323101
same ogc
I have a neck injury that displaces my skull to the point where i can't smell anything unless I'm breathing heavily or standing up. Not to mention when im laying down there is absolutely no comfortable position for my neck and it always feels like my skull is pushing down on my head. As you can imagine, this makes it very hard to sleep.
>>26335080
Focus on not grinding your teeth/clenching your jaw. That shit can really fuck up your teeth in the long run.
t. recovering amphetamine addict
My right nipple is lower than the left. I think it's because of /slouchingskelly/ life.
I have three moles making a Bermuda Triangle on the top left of my forehead
Also, penis is pretty funky. It's has a slight curve downwards, it has phimosis, a dark spot on the top of the foreskin, and a small mole/birthmark on the ball sack. Good thing no one will ever see it.
>>26322861
I only have one testicle.
l
I can breathe through my left eye
Can control double vision
Heterochromia too :)
But I piss blood since my kidneys a shit.
When I'm eating starchy food quickly or take a big mouthfull of them, I get these painful upper back cramps that I can only fix by drinking water. Been happening since I was 6, have been looking for a cause or a solution since.
>>26339171
Also I can pop my left ear on command so I can hear myself breathe, which actually comes in handy when playing trombone. Right ear is harder to pop fully but I can do it if I try.
who /shitposture/ here?
you aren't a robot if you have good posture
I only have a cheek dimple on one side of my face when I smile.
I can move my pinky toe on its own
>>26337275
Its been there since I was a kid so I doubt its cancer or something equally bad for me
I have a birth mark dead centre between my nipples and my belly button. My torso looks like a face because of it ;-;
>>26338220
I live in the UK and desu I'm too scared to go to a doctor about it
>>26323914
Hisao ugottagodosomething
Dermatographia, not incredibly severe but def noticable
>>26323510
is this an accurate description maam
my ears are very waxy
>>26323023
>tremor
pictures please
I have a bit of thicker hair beneath my eyes on my cheekbone.(I shave it)
>>26323117
kek, balding at 17 here step it up faggot
i have an extremely defined widow's peak. the front it maybe 2" from my brow, and the back maybe 3". been like that my whole life.
i have very small feet, they're 41 EU, and i'm 5'11.
it's not my body, but my name has 6 letters in all 3 names, and they are collectively 6 syllables. i also frequently get compared to a vampire due to my light skin and hatred of the sun, and my widows peak. i sometimes feel like i was born for great evil but have experienced too much kindness to hate the world.
My hair has been becoming increasingly grey even since I was 15
I am now almost fully gray haired. I am not sure why this is but I don't see an issue with it
I have ankylosing spondilitis
Struggled with its symptoms all my life without knowing what it was
Now I can take an injection and feel normal again
My body gets uncontrollably dizzy once a month.
>natural
i have 2 small birthmarks on the inside of my knees
my boobs are slightly different sizes
i have a weird little mark on the side of my stomach that i thought was cancer or something when i was a kid
>as a result of living
i have a scar on my face from falling over a banister and landing face first
i occasionally get acid flashbacks
sometimes my eyes don't focus right in bright light because i stared into a bright flashlight. this was pretty recently so i'm hoping it'll correct itself.
I've had gyno and thicker hips than most guys most of my life
Good thing I'm trans and started hormones a few months ago so it worked out in my favor
>>26339518
DON'T LOP YOUR COCK OFF LAD
I used to have seizures and miraines where half of my body would go numb and my perception of time would get all screwed up, it stopped after I started on hrt though
>>26339518
me too minus the gyno
>>26339541
I don't really plan to, I like it more than the fake one they make nowadays from it, I probably will in the future though if science advances enough to where they find out a way to make real ones
>>26339541
It's more complex than that. The penis is inverted and buried within the musculature of the abdomen.
>>26339541
>>26339609
>>26339602
don't lop that cock off lad, don't you do it lad
there's still hope lad
>>26339597
woah why did hrt stop seizures, were you intersex with a hormone imbalance or something?ive got epilepsy too desu, seizures are no fun
>>26339663
why not post kyoko lad
