>meet a girl
>think she is cute
>make a move
>she likes me back
>find out she is a born again christian
Welp so much for getting laid
>>26319428
Ask her if anal is okay
>>26319447
Not a catholic m8
>>26319428
No chad has ever met a born again christian. Keep that in mind.
>>26320158
>Defeatist logic
Recently I met a guy who tried to be with her then ended up going for her cousin because she wouldn't fuck him. I know another guy who claims the same about her.
>>26319428
>find out she is a born again christian
so she had ridden the dick carousel and wants to settle down.
seriously, do they even realize actions have consequences?
>>26319447
the poophole loophole
>>26320528
since high-school lad
>waaah I want a pure virgin gf
>boohooo this pure virgin wont have premarital sex with me
cant have it both ways.
>meet a girl
>think she is cute
>make a move
>she stumbles and acts cold all day
>find out she has a boyfriend by looking at her WhatsApp profile
>still have to keep seeing her every week
Thanks.
>>26320724
That's the quintessential /r9k/ joke, of course. That's why the whole cuck/roasty/chad meme thing is funny.
>>26320973
>That's why the whole cuck/roasty/chad meme thing is funny.
>funny
kill yourself my man
>>26320724
If she's a born again Christian, the chances are slim to none she's a pure virgin. It's contradictory for her to have spread her legs for random guys before with no strings attached while her future husband has to wait until marriage.
>>26322252
OP here I'm not bothered by the whole she had sex before thing. I am bothered by how often girls I like and that like me in return are hardcore Christians.
