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Are you all just joking about being 23+ and still being khv?
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Are you all just joking about being 23+ and still being khv? Im sure you are all just joking
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Why would we?
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>>26315516
Not me, I'm a 26 yr and had sex two times, but nothing to miss desu, just fapping into a girl's vagina
feels good man anyways
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Yeah it's just a meme mate.
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Sorry I'm not a witty, funny 6'4" 10/10 millionaire.
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Nah. I've got the manlet, uglet, dicket combo. The holy trinity of failure how I like to call it. It's all very real.
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yes, Im only virgin. Not kissless
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22 this year and still going strong, doesn't really bother me
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Nope, it's for real. No romantic interactions with women whatsoever.
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>>26315619
Have you thought about crossdressing? There are guys out there that will fuck anything if you put on some makeup and a wig.
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not joking but i never tried anyway so it's not because I'm ugly or something
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>>26316683
You're ugly in spirit.
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I am 23 and kv, been a shut in for years tho
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23 khv here. Not sure what's so surprising about it.
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Are any of you curious what sex actually is like?
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>>26315516
im sure most are just people playing along on the meme

as for me, yes i am a 29yo KV
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I just did it by being fat and idealistic really. It's not hard to be a 23 yo virgin.
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23 year old kv
I haven't left my house for anything ither than work since I graduated
When I was in college I only left my room for class
I'm in too deep, no idea how to meet people now
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I don't know what the h in khv stands for and can't be arsed to look it up, but I am kissless virgin and almost 25.

Feels indifferent man, wouldn't take much effort to change it but still more effort than I can be arsed to put in.
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I'm only a 19yo KHV
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Homeschooling + Community College + MDD will do that to you. I've actually been complimented on some features of my appearance but it's not enough to where it will carry my other flaws.
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24 KHHV, almost 25. Never had a job, no license. Only 5ish years to go till wizardom!

>>26317044
Hugless. I think two Hs means hugless and handholdless.
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>>26317104
Why don't you anons get a drivers license? In my state, it's easy.
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>>26317104
Oh right, I'm handholdless but not hugless due to esentially bad reaction timing.

We'll be wizards at roughly the same time as well. I don't know about you but I am looking forward to it.
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>>26317011
No. Porn exists and it makes it seem pretty gross.
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>>26317151
My friends in college had told me at my age I could just go get a license from a judge or something. My mom wouldn't let me do that, though. She wants me to actually learn to drive first. She doesn't force me to do anything, though, and I have no motivation of my own.
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>>26315516
What kind of demented fool would find that funny?

27 khv here. It's easy, you just have to be ugly, short, passive, and maybe have conditions that fill your schedule with doctor/hospital appointments and not be rich, which fills the rest of your time with work.

There, you have a permavirgin. Pour some cherry juice on top, serve ice cold.
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>>26315516
No, I'm not joking.
I'm 28 years old, never had sex once, never had a girlfriend, never even had a girl show affection to me.
I work a taxing but well-paying job, I live alone, I have many acquaintances but none are close enough to be called friends.
That's the kind of person I am, so why is it so impossible to imagine that a human in this society could be alone?
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