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2016-02-07 12:20:37 Post No. 26315470
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2016-02-07 12:20:37
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>be me
>27 yo forever alone virgin
>jerked off using a toilet paper roll 12 years ago
>liked it a LOT
>jerk off exclusively with tp rolls for a long time now
>cant even get hard unless dick is inside a roll
>cant stand using the same roll twice
>sometimes have to purposely unroll an entire roll of tp just to get the cardboard for fapping purposes
>mom constantly angry at lack of toilet paper (i stopped leaving the unrolled piles laying around since that's harder to explain)
>force her to buy specific brand of tp based on the particulate fibers they use for the cardboard
>get erections in public bathrooms just seeing exotic rolls of toilet paper to try
>2 days ago...
>jerked off with a public roll from walmart
>rash appears on my dick
how do i get rid of this rash and is there a non-autistic way of explaining how this happened if i end up seeing a doctor for it? is it possible someone who took a shit at walmart had herpes or something and now my penis has herpes from the roll?
