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There's hope for you yet /r9k/........
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there is a girl for every man who wants one.

robots are too busy crying over their situation to realise this. stop focusing on people who will never like you. fuck em.
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>>26315001
>there is a girl for every Chad
fixed that for you, familiar
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>>26315019
>there are multiple girls for every Chad
fixed that for you
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She is still an outgoing, normal girl who would only fuck a guy with a normal character. friends, confidence.

The dick is least of our problems.
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>>26315001
>there is a girl for every man who wants one

No there isn't. No girl wants me
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>>26315019

we could post an entire thread with ugly men fucking beautiful girls or even married with them you would still act like a fucking bitter asshat.

you want to believe this and live in suffering well. good luck, senpai
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>>26315039
This, People like OP are retards who don't get the big picture.

Just another moron from tumblr who thinks he knows us.
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>>26315056

boohoo.

3.6 billions of women

NO GIRLS WANT ME :'(

shut up
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>>26315061
Not him, but you can cherry-pick all the pictures you want, and cant find on the internet. It doesn't change the fact that ugly men dating good looking girls in real life is slim to none and something you hardly ever see.

Dip shit.
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>>26315061
> implying ugly men can't be Chads
> implying it's about looks
nigga we been through this a thousand fucking times. If you can act with genuine confidence of course you get pooch.
If you're stuck with a mind that tells you "you're shit, your worthless, nobody will ever love you" at every single wake moment, you might as well chop our dick off for good
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>I don't mind if 6'4" rich muscular Chad has a small penis :)
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>>26315093
>> implying ugly men can't be Chads
>> implying it's about looks

Stopped reading, OP confirmed for some dumb bitch with a cunt between her legs.
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>>26315061
Every girl in my high school class Thats gotten hitched, married beneath themselves looks wise. Every last one of them.
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>>26315114
That's because they were used up and abused, and no sane man besides some disgusting beta wanted to put a ring on it.
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>>26315104
i'm not OP
and i'm not talking about "horribly deformed kind of ugly", of course
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>>26315114
After they were finished on the carousel of course
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>>26315063

>Just another moron from tumblr who thinks he knows us.

i swear this is worse than a hivemind on this board. you guys keep saying that shit over and over like babies.

i was a robot. i scored a gf when i stopped caring about wanting one. when you do this you can act confident because you do not have an aura of desperation.

i don't have a gf right now. but i get it. fucking moron. your situation does not make you a robot. the way you handle it does.
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And you know how many dicklets message her every day? She can choose the best.
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>>26315019
>Chad
>microdick

no, I don't think so
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>>26315001
fucking idiot
keep dreaming cuck
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>>26315123
>and i'm not talking about "horribly deformed kind of ugly", of course

You are still as mentally challenged as the OP. Especially when you came up with the "only deformity counts"

>>26315126
>The typical, hey mate, i was a robot too and then i changed.
>Get with the times

Kill yourself please, i cant wait until we get a /wiz/ board and people like you are forced to choke on your own shit when you get banned.
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>not realizing that she just fishing for messages like "hey, I'm only 3.5 inches" and posting it on her twitter / instagram to laugh
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>>26315084

stfu

it happends because it can happen. stop focusing on your downsides.

>ugly men dating good looking girls in real life is slim

it's not. it's only slim because ugly men act less confident because they think it's an issue too big to handle. it's not.
now piss off
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>>26315152
Maybe, but what this guy said is 100% spot on;
>>26315137

She would have hundreds of matches, all fighting for her love; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M

>>26315155
>Gets BTFO
>LMAO STFU DUDE

Drink some bleach, you cherry-picking stupid nigger.
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>>26315126
I don't want a gf you fucking idiot. And I have had one too, a fucking landwhale. I want hookups. Too bad, since every girl I start chatting with on Tinder and who does have only the intention of having sex, starts asking me about what I do on weekends, where I work in (IT), where I have been to (nowhere) and shit.
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>>26315155
>it's not. it's only slim because ugly men act less confident because they think it's an issue too big to handle. it's not.
>now piss off

That's wrong, they don't walk around with good looking women because they find them ugly. You moron.

Make up on a pig is still a pig.
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>>26315144
I might be an autistic loser when it comes to girls but I have lots of friends who look far worse than me and still have hot gfs

that is the ONLY advantage that guys have over girls: We can be attractive by our personalities. If you have the Chad-aura, that can make up for as much as 5 or 6 points on the "looks-scale". Looks only matter when it comes to ONS and even in that case, you need to act with some confidence to get her to fuck you
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>>26315084
>ugly men dating good looking girls in real life is slim to none and something you hardly ever see.

Where do you guys live? You can see couples like that literally everywhere.
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>>26315084
Are you aware that you too are cherry picking pictures that are convenient to your point of view?
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>>26315182
>I may be an autistic loser LMAO TUMDLR
>But i have friends and stuff and used to have a gf and stuff
>Like you know
>oh like my friends are like so ugly and dating really good looking girls.

Litrelly kill yourself, you are so stupid you're making my head. I;m surprised your breath doesn't smell like shit from all that garbage you spew.

>>26315188

No you can't, you might see an ugly guy with a horrible ugly or very fat girl.
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>2012, I'm 19
>never had a gf or even held hands before
>NEET since I was 16
>meet a girl on omegle who takes a liking into me
>lives within a walking distance from my place
>holy shit
>become bf/gf
>muh intimacy
>try to have sex
>extensive foreplay since she was a virgin, apparently had masturbated extensively though
>she is real wet
>try to put dick in
>nope
>could barely put two fingers in
>can't even put whole glans in before she has to stop
>tells me she lied about masturbating a lot
>she can't even blow me because it hurts her jaws
>break up within a month
>still a virgin
>tfw

She was 13 but that shouldn't have been an issue, right?
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>>26315194
>Be so stupid you have nothing to say
>Forced to Say something irrelevant and mention something about a picture that literally had nothing in common with what i said or was it in anyway shape or form relevant.

How's it feel being as dumb as a bucket of rocks? here's your (you) ya attention seeking slut. Let the adults talk.
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>>26315200
> buzzwords, tumblr
> constant insults
nice debate skills you got there, bro
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>>26315144
>>26315165
>>26315174
>the typical " bla blaaa i don't hear you bla bla bla i can't hear you! i'm right bla bla bla "

we could force feed you the truth you would still be stupid. you don't want to hear. okay.

play yourself.

mean girls don't want me :'( . i look so ugly :'( . my height/penis/hair/feet/voice/muscle mass/ teeth/nose/walking posture is not good enough :'(

boo fucking hoo til eternity
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>>26315225
I'm not even the anon you were arguing with, but nice ad hominem mate.
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>>26315239

Found the female, no wonder it was like talking to a brick-wall. Never trust a female to hold an argument or give any relevant points without contradicting herself. What i found out early on in life, about 10, was females can never be wrong and will always claim to be right.

It's basically what we are all seeing in this thread.

>>26315243

If you weren't the anon why have you decided to open up your slack-jawed mouth, are you his pocket bitch?
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>>26315019
>>26315056
>>26315063
>>26315084

Quite clearly you're chatting shit because if what you were saying was true, that women will never sex with most men and only ever want Chads, then most men in the country would be rioting. Everyone I've ever met over the age of 19 has had sex. Even the most ugly of people, even the autistic managed to find someone who let them put their penis them.

We are in the extreme minority, so much so adult virgins will probably never meet. The reason people stay virgins throughout their entire life is really down to their own personal mental problems than "no women would ever want me".
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>>26315276
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/may/23/sports/la-sp-sn-lolo-jones-20120523

>women
>virgin

l
m
a
o
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>>26315265
>If you weren't the anon why have you decided to open up your slack-jawed mouth, are you his pocket bitch?
Everyone has a right to reply, whether you like it or not. Beside are you this whole board's pocket bitch, since the only thing you're doing here is spouting the same old meme.
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>>26315276
> The reason people stay virgins throughout their entire life is really down to their own personal mental problems than
that's what i'm saying
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>>26315299
Litrelly no one cares, shut your slack-jawed gob and speak when spoken to.
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>>26315084
> ugly men dating good looking girls in real life is slim to none and something you hardly ever see.

Actually that's all I ever see. Ever

Seriously come to my city retard, it's as though a man has to look like someone hit his face with a shovel to get a girl.
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>>26315299
>>26315276
Oh and you're still cherry picking btw. Your graph does not explain how these (very low) percentages came to be. Maybe some of them are handicapped, maybe that"s only a graph for the population of Greenland, maybe it's outdate, etc.
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>>26314927
Oh shit it's bait irl.
>>26315001
>implying she's telling the truth
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>>26315318

You know the OP and his slack-jawed pocket bitch are desperate when they start same-fagging replies. Robots we all must be blind for the ones that go outside and have a job.

Supposedly ugly guys are with good looking women everywhere now.

lol
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>>26315265

i'm a man. you can't tell the difference i know.

i give up. you are too retarded.
we can literally serve you the truth on a silver platter. you can't hear it. fantastic. really.

new kind of human beings : "can't hear the truth, sorry, too busy being the beta bitch everybody wants me to be."

bye negro
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>>26315312
You obviously still care enough to reply though.
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>>26315276
Sex =/= marriage or even dating
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>>26315276
>graph

No one virginity levels are that high. I've literally never met a "virgin" irl. I'm guessing it's less than 1%
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>>26315340
>i'm a man. you can't tell the difference i know.

Actually you are probably a FTM. Looking at the way you structure your sentences, contradict yourself, and always claim to be right.

It's like talking to a brick wall.
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>>26315329
>Supposedly ugly guys are with good looking women everywhere now.

They are. What rock do you live under.

There's a reason for the "women don't care about looks meme"
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>>26315290

Seems to be the same for men. More men do die virgins, but they're still 1 out of every 100 or so person.

>>26315305

But that's our fault. I won't lie, the reason I haven't had sex is because I'm scared of women. My Mum was bitch, my sisters are bitches and I can't take a hint when someone comes onto me. It also confuses me and I usually end it there. I don't know to hug people. I don't know how to kiss. I don't know when to do what in a relationship because I've never had a girlfriend. Now that I'm 22, I've just accepted it, because with Britain being the degenerate country it is, there is no-one on this island who hasn't sex by now and I'll just get laughed at.

The only people I feel comfortable doing anything sexual with is men.
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>>26315372
>They are

No they aren't.

>>26315373
>Seems to be the same for men
>For men, staying a virgin is harder than training for the Olympics.


Going to need citation on these claims.
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>>26315354
>I've literally never met a "virgin" irl.

Would you like to meet me?
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>>26315387

Considering that most men on the planet have sex at least once in their life, yeah.
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>>26315372
>here's a reason for the "women don't care about looks meme"

Actually they do care about looks.

>>26315408

So where is that citation i asked for, kiddo?
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>>26315418
>So where is that citation i asked for, kiddo?

>implying you are a man if you don't even try to be one.
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>>26315418
>Actually they do care about looks.

didn't say they don't care about looks. I'm saying that, the reason so many people say "women care about looks less than men" is because you simply have to go outside in pretty much any non-hipster city to see some ugly ass faggots with the hottest girls.
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>I don't want big dicks

WE IN THERE
E

I
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T
H
E
R
E
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>>26315405
Are you in your mid-late twenties? If not it's not impressive.
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>>26315436
So are you going to post that supposed citation of those claims or not?

>>26315437
>didn't say they don't care about looks.

How often would you say you contradict yourself on a daily basis?

>is because you simply have to go outside in pretty much any non-hipster city to see some ugly ass faggots with the hottest girls.

Again, you are lying. But i forgive you as you are probably a pathological liar.
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>>26315437

WHAT!!!! THIS IS NOT TRUE YOU DIPSHIT HUURRRRR BLLLUUUUU REEEEEEE

>first
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>>26315466
>>26315437
good job replying to yourself, dumbo ears.
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>>26315464
>Again, you are lying.

The level of deluded you are is legitimately scary. I really hope you get locked up before you do anything full elliot roger.
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>>26315340
how is the truth that theres a girl for everyone who wants it? It's literally impossible, the numbers aren't even there
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>>26315476
>Everyone is wrong but me
>What i say goes
>Even though you have a job, go outside, have friends, have a social-life
>You are wrong
>What you see is fake
>Mirrors aint real dawg
>But hold on, lemme hit you with the elliot rodger

Do you know how stupid you sound right now?
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>>26315464
HARDCORE FLAMER COMING IN
STAY OUT MY BOARD NORMIES REEEE
AH AH U CONTRADICT URSELF (even if you didn't, but I'll keep going under the influence of my majestic flame aura)
AH AHAAHAHHASGFGAHJAGA MENTAL ILLNESS REFERENCEHHAHAAHAHAH
OMG I'M SO INTP
I'M SO INTELLIGENT
I'M SO NIHILISTIC AND REDPILLED
AHAHAHA SUK MY DIK FAGGOT NIGGER EHEJEJEJEJEEKEEKKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEK
KEK
EKE
KEK
E
K
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>>26315464
>to post that supposed citation

>Average man has 9 sexual partners in lifetime, women have 4
>Men have twice as many sexual partners as women over the course of their lives, research suggests.

>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/sexual-health-and-advice/8958520/Average-man-has-9-sexual-partners-in-lifetime-women-have-4.html


there is your citation. now give a citation saying otherwise please. go ahead.

>waiting for the stupid answer
>the citation is not good enough
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>>26315464
For most men have sex at least once?
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf
By their 40s only 1.2% of men have not had sex.
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>>26315497
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk
>Citation

Filtering your posts from now on, this stupidity is unbelievable.

>>26315498

Men are shunned for being virgins, the majority would say they have even if they haven't, while the rest wouldn't say a word.
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>>26315492
>>Even though you have a job, go outside, have friends, have a social-life

this nigger really thinks he had the worst life on the planet. lol. stop with the assumptions you take out your ass please. you look retarded enough
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>>26314927
>4inches or less
It's a trap
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>>26315477
>In a study around 2002, the natural sex ratio at birth was estimated to be close to 1.06 males/female

depending on your country you can have 5 women for a man

stop being a bitch. if you are a man i mean.
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>>26315515

What are you blabbering on about now, kiddo? Are you trying to grasp straws once again?

Let me start;
>this nigger really thinks he had the worst life on the planet. lol

Where did i say anything about having the worst life on the planet? Or anything even remotely close.

> stop with the assumptions you take out your ass please. you look retarded enough

What assumptions? Because I'm taking you down a beg and slapping you in the face with my cock and proving you are wrong for lying to a bunch of robots on the internet? and trying to trick them into thinking ugly guys are dating "beautiful" looking women all over the world? And it's of the norm? and that looks don't matter?


This is some cute backpedaling, kiddo. I;m glad no robot is stupid enough to believe the gibberish you speak
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>>26315512
>Men are shunned for being virgins, the majority would say they have even if they haven't, while the rest wouldn't say a word.
There's no dick hymen to check what do you want? It stands to reason that men are promiscuous test is responsible for human sex drive and men have more of it.
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>>26315550
>and men have more of it.

Incorrect.
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>>26315276
>26 years old
>See this chart
I got one of the biggest urges to kill myself.
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>>26315512

>citation is not good enough


you are predictable. i'm waiting for you to post YOUR citation saying otherwise.
it will never happend tho. because you are only here to troll and show how retarded you are.
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>>26315550
In what world do men have more of it? In your dream fairy tale land?

>>26315565
>Holds up telegraph.UK as a credible site

Honestly, how is it possible for someone to be this stupid? It boggles my mind.
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>>26315545
Am I reading that wrong? It seems like there's more men than women not the other way around.
>>26315560
>>26315575
Come on son, that's not even subtle 2/10.
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>>26315589
Lying to yourself and living in denial won't magically make it men have more sex then women.
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>>26315547
>and that looks don't matter?

looks matter a lot less for men. fact.

>it's of the norm?

who said that? read the thread nobody said that. stop being retarded. it does happend a lot. i went out today; i can say it really happends.

>What assumptions?

THOSE assumtions

>Everyone is wrong but me
>What i say goes
>Even though you have a job, go outside, have friends, have a social-life


never go full retard, bruh
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>>26315589
okay wait
>>26315575
>>26315560
Are you confusing testosterone and sex?
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>>26315602
>looks matter a lot less for men. fact.

But you are wrong, and deluded.

>who said that? read the thread nobody said that. stop being retarded. it does happend a lot. i went out today; i can say it really happends.

And i went out day, and saw none of what you preach. Perhaps you are just mentally retarded and saw imaginary things you suspected were couples?

>THOSE assumtions
>never go full retard, bruh

Good job needing to regurgitate what i said to you, many times, not to mention you failed to actually read my post and respond with what i had asked.

Instead you cherry-picked certain parts you thought you could handle but this post just blew you and your autistic broken English away once again you cock sucking fairy.
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>>26315575

>>Holds up telegraph.UK as a credible site

you wanted a citation, i gave you one.

oh, you thought i cared enough about your retarded ass to searched for a credible source! oh. sorry i don't.
and for your information the telegrah is only reporting the info. it's not the actual source. i could argue it's good enough for you.

now, maybe you could show your own credible citation. but like i said. that won't happend.
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>>26315664
>you wanted a citation, i gave you one.

When one asks for citation, he wants citation from a credible website / study and not from your shit stain of a country. What do you not grasp? How you function with the IQ of room temperature is beyond me.
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>>26315670

whatever. if by miracle you score a gf, she probably leave you for someone uglier than you. fact
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>>26315104
Women's logic :
9/10: chad
7/10: ok normie but I can cheat on you
5/10: ugly men. But ok I can go with you

Wahhhhh!!!!! Stop saying ugly men can't get girls!!!!

2/10 real robots real ugly men: not human
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>>26315692

Again, all you can jump forward to is quickly reverting the subject about girlfriends and probably sex next. How do women like yourself not forget how to breath?

Robots were right again, women really are as useless as an astray on a motorcycle and cant keep up in an argument especially when they are wrong. Look at the way the whore crawls into the hole when proven she's an utter complete stupid cunt.

>whatever

Laughed.
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>>26315698


sure thing, buddy.

you are so right.
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>>26315716

>How do women like yourself

must be painful having your brain.
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>>26315737
Not him but anecdotes prove nothing.
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>>26315737

Wow, she got with him because she was mentally crippled from being bullied all her years and from that she thought she was very ugly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2725825/Im-special-Beautiful-bride-married-winner-Punching-Above-Your-Weight-competition-doesnt-think-looks-bullied-school.html

LMAO
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>>26315748

Must suck bleeding from your cunt every month ;)
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>>26315737
If that guy doesn't smile he would look not so bad

And again you're just more solid proof of women's logic
You literately think this man is 2/10

Here we go it's like this is a live show
Women, everyone!
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>>26315767

>living in a constant female hating delusion

cringed
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>>26315790
>Thinking your peanut female brain was capable enough to argue with a bunch of males
>Posting dailymail as citation when asked to back up her facts

"Cringed" t-b-h
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>>26315799
>bunch of males

where? you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>26315863
just stop please
you're embarrassing yourself
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>>26315039
This. I'm not sure why robots spend time worrying about the size of their dicks when they're never gonna be in a position to 'use' it anyway.
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