>wake up after midnight
>hungry
>no food at home
>the only place open nearby is a single McDonald's
>fat as fuck and eat a lot
>always order my burgers plain
>no one ever gets things plain, so if I order enough food for two people for myself, it'll be obvious I'm just a pig
doushio, r9k?
i work at mckek's, people get shit plain all the time.
>>26310183
Plain burgers are dank
A buttermilk chicken sandwich, unsweetened iced tea x2, a large fry a 6pc and a apple pie, hungry no more fampai
Plain? More like pleb.
KYS fags
>>26310183
Really? It seems like no one ever would except for children.
>>26310234
They have apple pie? It's probably bad, right? I never had their chicken sandwiches, are they just like a big chicken nugget on bread?
>>26310318
If I get anything on it other than just one or two things, it tastes like a wild mess and I can't stand it. Even if I just get ketchup, all I taste is ketchup and it doesn't even taste like a burger anymore to me.
>>26310357
Is that exclusively for fast food? It makes sense that fast food burgers taste like a mess since there's really nothing there, but a normal burger with the werks is top tier.
The only TRUE kill yourself tier shit is:
Pure plain
Just ketchup or ketchup/cheese
At that point just eat ground beef, why bother forming patties?
Or if you have just ketchup cut out the middle man and just inject sugar.
>>26310357
Yeah just ask for it, if they don't have it I'm sure you can stop by a gas station or something and find a replacement
The chicken sandwiches are good, but expensive tbqh because I am a fat fuck made of money I frequently double up and get 2
Everything else is standard procedure when at mckeks,
>>26310318
Got any sauce on that wallpaper? Some similar stuff with honkers would be cool
>>26310419
For an actual burger, I like onions and cheese and ketchup and lettuce. It actually mixes well with real ground beef. It's been a very long time since I had an actual burger though
>>26310511
>just stop at a gas station
But I never do that so it would be new for me, and I'm a pussy faggot so I would be scared
>>26310554
Nah, sorry, stole it off /g/ a while ago.
If you done know the character is from love live and is Maki
>>26310658
If you really want oishii, ask if they have cherry pies. And the only "scary" thing you have to worry about is getting robbed, stabbed, jumped or kidnapped.
Going in a well lit gas station with cameras in a white neighborhood is pretty safe by most standards
