Do you deserve a gf?
No but I somehow got a fiancee who's obsessed with me anyways. She's sleeping next to me now.
>>26309549
Post her dick if you please
Posting in ban thread
Why the fuck would I want a girlfriend?
>>26309662
Why would this be ban-worthy?
I certainly want a girlfriend, but I'm not sure wheter I deserve one or not.
>>26309549
Of course not.
But that won't stop me from complaining
I don't know, I just want to be a good person and live a normal life...
>>26309696
>>26309666
Those digits are ban worthy
>>26309549
Eh, probably. Got one right now.
>>26309611
Congrats if true
>>26309716
kek, I didn't even realize I got trips
Just proves women really are the devil
>>26309714
>Katakana still says Lilith
Jesus Christ /r9k/, I thought you had more attention to detail than that.
>>26309696
It's not, must've been a typo. Surely the jannies aren't that retarded
>>26309549
Do I deserve one?
No
Do I have one?Yes
>>26309725
Thanks! She's technically my fiancee now, I suppose. I'd take a pic but can;t find my cam and dont wanna wake her up with the flash. Hopefully this timestamp we did not too long ago is ample evidence.
>>26309781
Take a pic of her solesPlease and thank you
>>26309807
Like I said can't find my cameraphone, have some foot pics from the archives.
I deserve to be stripped naked and lead around town being beaten and humiliated because I'm the lowest, most worthless creature in the universe
>>26309880
>>26309807
Last I got that isn't too high res for this board.
>>26309880
>>26309915
Not too shabby
>>26309884
That's pretty hot. You'd be getting the Soviet-Hitler treatment.
>do you deserve a girlfriend
no, but i'd like to be with one. Unfortunately, im incredibly shallow and narcissistic and i wouldn't want to put someone in such a position
>>26309549
>do I deserve a girlfriend?
It's more like THEY do not deserve to be my girlfriend. I hate women. I view all of them as objects for sex, and nothing more. They are parasitic, and they only care about wealth, shelter and children. The concept of "eternal companionship" is alien to them. So fuck them.
I'll live the rest of my life alone, and I'll be happy doing so, financially well off and playing unlimited video games.
>>26309915
that tiny ass bathtub looks familiar
is that bath bomb poster?
>>26309549
Where do I file my application and how long 'til I receive one?
>>26309781
You're the guy who does amateur porn with her right?
>>26309549
>Do you deserve a gf?
no. I have no interest in having sex, I don't have a car or a job, and I'm an emotional wreck. I still want someone to love though.
I think I deserve my girlfriend but I cheat on her, not physically but usually through social media apps. I'm not sure why I do it as I have no serious intention with getting with most of these women, I guess I just want to see that I'm still desirable.
I live in the same dorm as my girlfriend on the same floor and as we're usually together it's difficult to know whether or not I could be getting with any of the other very many beautiful women around me if I wasn't with her. What would my life be like here?
Yeah, I'm a pretty damn cool person if I'm being honest. Im not boring I play music I do stuff I skateboard I read books im pretty intelligent and logical and thoughtful I'm curious I'm interested I'm creative I'm not terrible looking I'm not fat.
But I'm a introverted fuck who doesn't like talking to people so yeah I guess it makes sense I don't have one.
>>26309549
I'm low maintenance, have a white-collar job, not abusive, a good listener, somewhat funny...
(Also 40 pounds overweight, 6'0", kind of ugly but still - I get my hair cut, shave occasionally, so I'm not a complete mess)
Deserve - who gives a fuck? I would however say, any girl who wants life on easy mode, all they have to do is date me. No need to work, I have a nice car, go on vacation every year or 2, etc etc. Isn't that basically what Staceys want? I'm zero drama. Now the problem would be finding a girl that's no-drama.
Now, on the other hand... realistically it seems like too god damn much work. I think of my parents and it sure as hell wasn't fun and games most the time. A mom vs. a wife.. can't say I know the difference. Most likely by the time I'm 40, there wouldn't be any difference (figuratively speaking) which is just scary.
Staying single, however? I can be a manchild forever. Works for me. Eat junk food, enjoy my Taiwanese graphic novels, talk shit on CSGO.. I mean that's basically what life is, right?
>>26311131
My roommate is really introverted and he just found a random on Tinder I believe. Easy pussy for him (on the first or 2nd time they met). I haven't asked him how the fuck exactly, but I imagine the girl's more talkative, you just play along and keep conversations going (I think I could manage that.. would I want to, not 24/7).
He's not the prettiest guy (I'd put him in the "chubby" range.. definitely not fat) and holy shit.. kind of surprised at how hot his gf is. Skinny, blond, nice ass.
At any rate, you probably have a chance if you just make a tinder. Girls like guys who skate and play music.
Nobody deserves anything
>>26311379
this
being attractive has nothing to do with being "worthy" of anything, hence chads will chad and women will all be whores
No, and I don't want one right now. I'd like some new, wholesome friends & a dirty woman.
>>26309549
no,i am just a pitiful fatfuck who should have killed himself already
I mean
not really
