Private Lanza get the fuck up NOW!!!!!!!!!! W'ere under attack, where the fuck is colonel Chad.
Where all da white women at Colonel Chad? These sand niggers won't let me cuck them with muh BBC?
>>26306285
Tyrone!!!!!!!!! Where the fuck is my Nirvana album, I can't kill innocent children without my music!!!
>>26306262
>tfw your piss jug is backed up, and colonel orders you to pisscide bomb the normies
>>26306306
>Join the marines they said
>Kill mudslimes they said
Colonel Chad's gonna freak when he finds out just raped this kid's mom.
>>26306324
He he these kiddies won't no what hit them when I slide my 4inch NEET dick inside their unwiped anuses.
>>26306352
Apache inbound, we have the pedo located. Targets, missiles ready. Launching 3,2,1. Pedo eliminated. Hoo rah, mission accomplished
>>26306421
Damn, not even wizard powers can stop the almighty apache.
>Tfw joined the military to rape kiddies and lose virginity
>Tfw died in explosion moments before getting my dick wet.
>>26306445
Private Chad here, sorry for the delay, I was getting some doon coon hijabi pussy, while my wife was listening to the sound of my dick pounding that medieval pussy over our only satellite phone.
Lieutenant Chad: Hey robot get your ass over to the meat house, I need you to cut me up another goat colon condom.
Dumb ass Robot Marine: Uhh er (splooges cum on his shit stained shoes) let me just finish up in the outhouse.
Heyyyy boys cute trap here, I'm holding a gangbang in the outhouse at 14 hundred hours.
>>26306633
Get down qt 3.14 trap, the goat fuckers are attacking again.
>>26306665
Kill the men, but leave the traps alive, I need something better to add to my harem of goats.
>>26306773
Yes commander Chadmed as you wish. Kek be praised.
>>26306493
*click* Beta Squad 6 on western wing awaiting permission to advance. Confirmed Stacy hideout. I repeat confirmed Stacy hideout - OVER *click*
>>26306792
Awww shit
>Tfw you lose your fapping hand in a firefight with jihadi john
>Tfw jihadi john is wearing your severed hand on a necklance while banging your captured trap qt.
>>26306827
Alpha Squad 4, this is Lieutenant Thundercock, over. Repeat I have captured and detained an unidentified Stacy. Will report back when I am finished with the cavity search. Over and out.
>>26306917
No Missa White man, dis my onry daughter, please now fucky fucky.
Legion etrangere is here. Stay behind, kids.
>>26306959
This is Apache Thundercock 2, the French cucks have been located. Over
Mastah BBC: General Goldberg has authorized a missile strike on the French cucks, they are all white. It's a go, over.
Aye Mastah BBC missiles away, more room for the rapefugees and less men to defend the women.
>>26306827
*click* This is Sgt. Cuck of Beta Squad 1. You are free to proceed with caution. I repeat, proceed with caution. This territory is layered with feel mines. -OVER *click*
>>26307035
>C'est la vie
>Tfw joined FFL, hoping to bang some Parisian poontang
>Tfw got btfo by an un-evolved shitskin monkey riding in an apache
>Tfw FFL has inferior military equipment
>Tfw I got next to none in military combat training
>>26307207
Thanks for the late update Sgt. Cuck you impotent fuck. You're demoted, I just lost two inches off of my dick, your wife is going to nurse the remaining ten inches back to health.
>>26307313
Dosvedanya American. First I kill water, now I kill you.
>>26307207
Your women velong to us Americans.
Did somebody say rape?
FOR THE GLORY OF NIPPON I SHALL RAPE EVERYTHING IN MY PATH!
TENNO HEIKA BAANZAAAIIIIIII!!!!
>>26307649
Yellow-fevered beta: "Oh shit, Chi-Chi's not gonna like this, I think her grandad's down in Hiroshima."
50s Biker Chad: "Shut it Private, I'm trying to steer this fucking plane and get a blowjob from the General's daughter."
>>26307861
Yellow-fevered beta: "Woah!!!! That was a big load wasn't it?"
50s Biker Chad: "Oooooh, yeah thanks man, the General's daughter sucks a mean dick, you want sloppy seconds?"
>>26307313
Captain Chad, we found this slant eyed fuck beating off in the outhouse, what do we with him?
>>26308141
A muslim CHINK? NO WAY. THIS GUY IS GOING ON THE RARE CELLS IN GUANTANAMO.
>>26308141
Give that slant eyed fuck a green card and send him to Cali, major.
Hey guys, combat girl here, why aren't girls allowed to fight too? We can do everything you guys can do and more>
>>26308393
Here you go bitch put this on.
> replies 30
> posters 5
Lovin it
>>26308439
And your gun.
>>26308439
Fuck the patriarchy!!!!!!
Lanza noooo, you know females can't wear heavy shit.
Back up off me you beta faggot. Ka-blaaaam.
>>26308511
Ha ha, I look so cute in military gear, and I have all the big strong boys to carry my bags and tampons. I can't believe how many times I've been promoted without doing anything!!!!! Girl power rocks!!!!
>>26308547
What the fuck kind of helmet is that?
>>26308547
This is Sergeant Stacy to Corporal Chad over, we need an orbital drop loaded with tampons and vibrators immediately.
>>26308577
It's a tank commander helmet. It's supposed to go over your earphones.
>>26308605
Mmmmm. Ficki ficki I smell bleeding pussy from degenerate Western whore.
>>26308652
Aaaah, Corporal Chad help!!! I wasn't asking for it, I was only pissing behind that bush when that alpha sand-nigger snuck up behind me and shoved his goat loving pecker in my ass.
>>26308726
It's okay I've got your dubs checked Stacy.
