>tfw only hispanic girls are the only girls you can date
>tfw not cholo or white enough so they ignore me
>tfw other girls seem to ignore us too and fall to the bbc myth
>tfw manlet
>tfw brown skin and eyes
What are even the pros of being hispanic beside our food and speaking spanish?
i've complete given up on hispanic girls as a hispanic male in the us. They either want tyrone or they want tyler. There is no in between anymore .
>>26304443
Why are so many mexi's fat?
>>26304443
Do you ever feel like the idea of a qt latina gf is just a meme? All the women around here are whores with shitty skin and ugly noses, but Amerifats tend to see them as perfect, beautiful and pure for some reason.
>>26304443
>I will never lick a qt mexigirl's vagina
Hold me robots
If you have a good jawline shave and workout other than that hopeless
>>26304672
>she would rather hop on tyrone's aids infested dick than even look at your direction
>5'7"
>dark dark brown eyes
>super spic looking
fuck my life up
>>26304443
>6'2
>White skin
>Strong jaw
Thank you based conquistador genes.
>>26304443
Those aren't pros, either of them. Grow a cool mexican guy mustache and dress well. Most beaners I know pull that off pretty well and it works for them. Lift weights and do some cardio to fill out your frame. Y...you don't have an accent do you?
>>26304702
>>26304672
Americanized "Mexican" "women"
>>26304789
This
>tfw 6'4"
I'm a god among men.
Any other hispanic brahs here understand some spanish but can't speak it for shit?
>tfw beaner "trap"
>>26304443
>>tfw only hispanic girls are the only girls you can date
I have seen plenty of hispanics with white chicks.
I mean, trash white chicks, but still white. You're just a beta cuck manlet shitskin.
>>26304821
This.
Americanized mexican women are just as bad as white ones and black ones.
Being american period spoils women. Bottom of the barrel shit tier.
> tfw 6'3''
> white features but tanned god.
> fit
If I had that classic mexican look I'd kill myself.
>>26304443
>tfw hispanic
>tfw cant understand anyone who speaks spanish to me because my parents didnt know enough spanish to teach me
Being 3rd generation hispanic fucking sucks
>>26304443
All hispanics are whores, an enormous amount of hispanic girls were diddled by their dad, brother, uncle, or cousin or all of them.
I don't trust hispanics for relationships.
t. hispanic
>>26307170
>tfw 3rd gen.
>tfw my dad is 1st gen
>that feel when I am one of the darkest but I am 1/8 spanish
>>26307211
do you live in mexico? where the fuck does that happen?
Fucking 5'6 wish I was fucking born like 200 years later instead so I could take growth pills, become a taller cyborg, or just have my genes unfucked with genetic engineering like in GATTACA. Went to fucking Home Depot like 2 weeks ago to buy black spray paint for a grill and the stupid fucking cashier lady said she needed to see my ID because she said I looked 12, even though I have facial hair. Then she tried to make it sound not bad by saying it was good to look young. Oh well, I guess I have to accept this shitty life. Already planning my genocide crusade against chads and stacies. Cho won't have the highest score anymore :^)
>>26307268
I've just heard an inordinate amount of molestation stories from hispanic girls, one was really heartbroken because both her father and brother had abused her.
It's not over 50% or anything crazy like that but it feels more prevalent than other people groups.
>manlet 5'8''
>both parents illegally hopped the border, anchor baby
>grow up poor as fuck in LA
>dark as an indian
>look like a cholo
>white accent, i sound autistic pronouncing spanish correctly and the accent overriding it
>been called whitewashed many times
>in a weird spot where i dont really relate/actively engage in mexican culture even though i grew up with it but dont relate to average chad culture
>literally cannot relate to white american women
JUST
>>26304789
Right? It's the best of both worlds.
>>26304644
Nah its pretty common knowledge that they look OK in their 20s but age like shit after that
>>26304443
Pero las mujeres Latinas son las mas fieles y honestas. De seguro hay mujeres que quieren estar contigo pero no les pones atencion.
>>26308371
Nice meme. First off whites are proven to age the worst of all ethnicities, just to that make clear. Now American spics don't age well b/c their diet is garbage. If it isn't that it's b/c they decide to have kids real fucking early and that effects the female's figure for life.
>>26304672
Just order the fish bowl from chipotle, same taste as the beaner burrito... imho of you want the best taste you have to try sushi
I've been overweight since elementary and i got laid every year since 8th grade.
I nailed at least 2 pink pussy white girls.
My personality was pretty great breh and i can make Stacies laugh.
Never again though, i got fucked uo after hs and havent talked to a girl in 4 years.
I'm just riding this DACA dick and making mad skrilla.
>>26307127
Fuck I actually like being a dark brown, 5'8" 4th gen mexican-American who doesn't know a lick of Spanish.
If I'm going to play on "just fuck up my shit" mode, I might as well go all in. It isn't as bad as one would think to be honest. Not being a poorfag helps.
>>26310138
Willie?
comento original
>>26304443
>tfw trump is gonna build a wall to keep all you filthy beaners out
fuck i can't wait for america to be great again
>>26310487
how? we're like 4th generation american spics; he can't do shit to us.
>>26304672
i did, and man was it awesome. taste like hotdog water tho
>>26310487
>immigrants build nation
>hate immigrants of all kinds a couple centuries later
Great job progressing there murrica.
>>26310487
Ajajajajajaja Silly Gabacho.
Cry harder Cuckold Gaijin Faggot!
TRUMP IS STUMPED
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0% OF LATINO VOTE
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>>26310826
quiero matarme
>>26308242
no mames guey
en serio?
who else here /forgettinghowtospeakEnglishIRL/ because:
>NEET for 6 yrs since HS ended
>haven't talked to anybody except parents, siblings and cousins (mostly Espanol).
>Live in Califas (aka Mexico Norte)
??
I never read books but still understand written english OK, (thank you based English subtitles on Japanese cartoons)
>>26311016
Oh, my parents tambien llegaron de ilegales >>26308242
>>26304443
>tfw hispanic, but white enough that I can date white girls
I'm sorry, bro. I don't know what to say.
>tfw came from south america
>manlet
>fucking mentally retarded
>only ONE GIRL has ever been attracted to me
>SHE WAS WHITE
>GOTH
>REAL FUCKING QT 3.14
>RED-HEAD
>we kissed a couple times but nothing else
>my autism got the best of me and fucked it all up
>she's dating a chad now
>he's not a manlet
>he's not fucking retarded like me
I had one chance and I blew it.
Pic related. Sadly.
>>26311147
Normalito, GTFO this tread m8.
>>26311183
Parents are illegal, faggot. Anchor babies =/= Normalitos
>6"7
>Still taller than most of my relatives
>>26311224
I meant 5"7
But you have shit food. Worse than Indians. You also have no culture or history.
>Mexican
>Can't speak Spanish
:(
>>26311220
>dating white girls
>domo arigato senor roboto
lel I poke fun at this hispanic girl I know who is sort of whitewashed. I tell her she wouldn't date a lawn mowing wetback.
![wallpaper_europa_universalis_3_01_16002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OOUvHfc.jpg "wallpaper_europa_universalis_3_01_16002[1].jpg")
>>26304443
>boo hoo my life sucks
You are a descendant of conquistadors. Act like it.
>>26311368
only a white person would think this is funny to be honest.
>>26311415
>tfw more white than the rest of family
>tfw hate my shitty country
>tfw want to leave, but now that I have been here in 4chan for a long while know every country has problems so why bother
>>26304443
>tfw second generation mexican
I WANT TO BE MEXICAN SO BAD BUT NO ONE TAUGHT ME TO SPEAK LIKE "Que pasa hombre eyy" SO I CANT CONNECT TO OTHER MEXICANS PLZ I JUST WANT TO KEEP DOING THE STUFF FROM MY CHILDHOOD.
>>26311822
Then move out to mexico, faggot.
Eres un pendejo, maricon.
>>26311909
>>26311822
Nigga you just got roasted
Who else /whitegfwithbubbleass/ here?
Any of you cuckbois from San Diego County?
>>26311909
>JAJAJ MIRA COMO ESCRIBO EN ESPANOL JAJA AHORA SABEN QUE YO SOY HISPANO XD.
Nigga I just want to be able to know how to order menudo from those little groceries not live with 5 foot shitskins like you.
>>26311415
>5'6
But that's okay because I'm a descendent of people I don't even look like
Kill yourself
>>26312056
>He thinks he is superior
Nevermind, then stay with the gringos.
You will be hated here, and you will be hated there. And you know you totally deserve it.
>>26304493
Nigger what the fuck is a Tyler
>>26312090
I'm 6,3 with pale skin and green eyes. I do fine here. The only thing I deserve is to know how to make chit chat with nice mexican grandmas who make good food. And it's easy to think I'm superior when I can see the top of your shaved head shitskin.
>>26312165
Then you don't even have a reason to bitch and moan, you entitled fuck.
Kill your fucking self, spoiled child.
I am sure you will never know what is like to sleep in the fucking street and what is like to have to choose between paying rent and feeding yourself.
![4ee7c0c314f092466a000090-1323811013[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gdLvHpA.jpg "4ee7c0c314f092466a000090-1323811013[1].jpg")
ITT: Spics who secretly or not-so-secretly wish they were White.
>>26312165
>>>/pol/
Leave and don't come back to this thread
I just came by to say you have a shit tier culture and 97% of your women are not attractive
(yes I failed at spanish in highschool, but it's true)
>>26304443
>hispanic
>white skin
Feels good man.
>>26312244
Some whites secretly want to be japanese, those called weebos, don't they? Most likely /a/, I am sure.
And mexicans have always copy pasted shit from other countries. Half of the historic center is made of french inspired buildings.
Also we are the ones tthat sell you all your drugs, so you still can suck our dicks.
>>26312217
>I am sure you will never know what is like to sleep in the fucking street and what is like to have to choose between paying rent and feeding yourself.
Damn it feels good to be me. Looking back I can probably try learning a little bit of spanish online instead of complaining. Too bad there are no solutions like that for a shitty childhood ;).
>>26310625
Me too man,its good feels
>>26312113
tyler the creator ? have you been outside in the past 4 years lmao
>>26312396
The higher you fly the harder you will crash.
>>26312393
>doesn't deny it
>Also we are the ones tthat sell you all your drugs, so you still can suck our dicks.
I don't do drugs but I have nothing against those who do. Less competition in life for me. Good on you though m8
>>26304493
do mexican girls like black guys?
most of them jsut look at me for a mili second and look away or just laugh and say something in spanish to their friends... im seriously considering taking up spanish because of this.
>>26312464
But I'll never be as low as you all have been ;).
>>26304443
>tfw my father wanted to teach me how to work with my hands and be a man
>i shrugged it off so i could lock myself in my room and play games and masturbate to hairy japanese lesbians
>tfw i can't even build a wall i'm so useless
feels malo desu
>beaner, but light skinned
God help the poor folks who are dark as fuck
>>26304571
the food is ggod and filling
>>26312524
You can still learn, if you so wish faggot.
>>26312523
I actually was spoiled like you. My father was descendant of Spanish mother and she was pretty rich.
I learned to not be a such entitled little shit when my mother took us out of the house because my father nearly killed us all. We have to live in the ghetto and that's how everything was fucked up. I was like 13 by then though.
Now that he died and I have a good sum of cash and know the value of money, your problems seem so insignificant to me. Have fun.
mexican glass coca cola and enchiladas with beans and rice and fresh tortillas or street tacos
oh my fucking god nigger
Reminder if you have black hair YOU ARE NOT Hispanic. You're Indio trash. I'm tired of all these South Mexicans coming to Texas and having the audacity to say "Mexicans where here first." Yes Tajanos and NORTH Mexicans not your 5'6 Manlet sub species.
>>26312244
>affirmative action
got accepted to uni with 17% acceptance rate over some white kid who had better grades than me.
it pays to be a minority.
>Have white skin
>But hair is still dark and curly thanks to distant slave genes
>Everyone assumes I'm jewish or russian
It truly wears me down, don't mind as much when I get italian or greek though.
Idk I find it pretty enjoyable.
I hate threads like these. Self loathing is some cuck-tier shit cmon senpai
>5'5
>fair colored
>whitewashed as fuck, think Mexican food is mediocre and can't speak Spanish
>parents are beaner fucks
>everyone hates me
Pretty bad desu senpai, I have 2 white girls who pretty much do whatever I tell them to but one is a slut and the other is so mentally ill she can barely function
>look ambiguous
>get a bunch of different guesses on my ethnicity
>white, Indian, Mexican, some kind of European, middle eastern
I guess it's good to not look super distinctly Mexican but I don't really like being called white
>>26311016
Fuck, I know this feel.
>be shut in
>parents only speak spanish
>I only watch anime in japanese with english subtitles
I'm so detached from my surroundings.
>28 years old
>6ft tall
>190 pounds down from 280
>let my hair grow
>senpai is like Que te paso!?, de seguro ya andas de gandalla con las muchachas
>Hay mijo que guapo, ya tienes novia? si quieres te presento a so and so
Everyone is matchmaking me, my mom still hopes I find someone, and I'm still a virgin fuck life.
>be white skinned 8/10 mexican
>get confused for white all the time but thankfully I have an accident so they know I'm not
>I still cant get any women because I'm an autist
Remember everyone, it's not really how you look, it's your personality.
I know fat manlet guatemalans with hot girlfriends.. because they have a good personality.
Dont be ashamed of your looks. Work on your personality instead.
>>26308242
>white accent, i sound autistic pronouncing spanish correctly and the accent overriding it
>been called whitewashed many times
>in a weird spot where i dont really relate/actively engage in mexican culture even though i grew up with it but dont relate to average chad culture
God do I know this feel.
>>26313539
>white accent, i sound autistic pronouncing spanish correctly and the accent overriding it
I also know this feel amigos, the only saving grace is that apparently it sounds kind of cute when I talk spanish. At least that's what I've heard from Colombian girls who think I'm just a gringo with good spanish.
>tfw asians don't like spics
i just wanna dip my flauta in some soy sauce man
>>26313698
fucking lolz
I live in this shithole
being an autist robot helps to keep me alive
but shit is insane.
>>26304443
>tfw look 1000000% beaner (Dad was Mixtec) even though I'm half German
>tfw people expect me to speak spanish or translate
>tfw people expect me to support immigration, or ask me anything regarding Mexican culture
>tfw go to Mexican restaurants and get weird looks when I speak english in a gringo accent
>tfw white girls aren't interested
>tfw 99% of latinas are obese or fugly
>tfw I actually hate most hispanics because they are ghetto as fuck and ruin public spaces
>tfw I will never be white
A-atleast we have good food and better college admittance
>>26311016
this is literally me senpai, it sucks
Who here wants a /cutedomAsiangf/?
girl here btw
>>26315825
So y'all are gay then?
>>26315825
Good pretending! Do you want the football or the racer sticker today?
>>26316054
Both.
Also a Latin lover to be my little spoon and eat me out on command.
>>26316078
>no timestamp
Pablo will never mow your snatch now.
>>26316078
Oh and I've heard you hispanics are well endowed in the gluteus maximus department?
I NEED a tight ass to dig my nails into while getting deeply and passionately plowed by un Hombre Calienate as you peoplease say.
>>26316078
>wanting a Latin guy
Can this possibly get anymore PRETEND
>>26316137
>tits or GTFO
Nice meme friendo! Here, have an UpBoat. Screencap to r/4chinz!
If any of y'all are interested, post email and well talk and possibly pm you pics (as long as you're not a creep). Not posting them in public senpai desu.
>>26316214
I'm "underage" (16) btw but shh nobody has to know nobody gets hurt
>>26316214
Timestamps don't require tits.
>>26304443
>Tfw Portuguese
>Tfw least popular and memey of all Latinos so no one gives a shit even for the novelty value
>Tfw still short and brown
>Tfw Latinos are actually the smallest of all races, not the asians.
>>26314519
Are you the qt Texan? I'm still in love with you, man
Try being a wetback in the US, homies...
>>26313361
Fuck I hate this the most. OOOOH UR SO PREEETY WHY NO GERLFREN GUAPO??
I wish I wasn't half Honduran because I could have passed as white if I were full Puerto Rican.
>>26316880
>puerto rico
>white
>>26308242
At least you got papers
>>26316916
I said pass as white, my Basketball American. My mother looks white and my half brother and sister from her look white.
>>26310746
>implying Americans wanted spics to come and do that
>implying Americans wouldn't have been able to build their nation themselves
Spics came and did the burgers a favor, and then demanded they let them stay. They don't owe them shit spics came here cause they wanted to.
>tfw got dad's brown eyes instead of mom's masterrace green eyes
why even live
>>26311182
>Blaming the dumb teen instead of your autismo
>>26316990
pay your debnts
>>26316958
Immigration is a trap. My cousin in Mexico has an engineering degree and is living in France now. I'm still in college because I have to work 1 year to save up for one semester and I can never get out of the country.
I hate this life. I will never forgive my parents for bringing me here.
>Dominican
>can't speak Spanish but understand enough to hold a conversation with replies in English
>sound like a white 8 year old when trying to speak Spanish
>Dominicans speak some speedforce tier butchery of Spanish I don't get
>get mistaken middle eastern if I don't shave my beard
>pale so other Dominicans and Puerto Ricans don't like me
>get disgusting looks whenever I try to reply in Spanish or talk to a Spanish girl in English
Kill me now please.
i have no idea why hispanic women actually like black guys, but i've definitely seen it happen.
can you guys explain this to me?
>>26317122
latinas are attracted to masculinity and machismo.
>tfw peruvian-russian-greek crossbreed
>'Pale' white skin, but not-/pol/-approved-white
>1.67cm tall
>Hair is thin and falling
>14cm penis
>Big nose
>Caste and virgin
>Lazy x3
>Acne scars
>Bad teeth
>Steril
>mfw I should feel bad about this, but I don't
Es decir, pudo haber sido peor.
Lo unico que tengo que hacer es juntar plata suficiente para hacer una cirugia facial y para decolorar mi piel, hacer un poco de ejercicio y al fin podre vivir un vida de celibato en paz con mi waifu.
>>26311668
Come to Canada. It's a bit colder, but we'll treat you right.
>>26316078
Would you perhaps consider the benefits of having a short subby white girl to boss/slap around and then cuddle later ?
>>26317937
>Canada
>land of cucks, trannies and leftists retards
It's like you want him to be killed by mudslimes tbqhwy
>>26304443
I'm actually glad I'm Dominican. I'm mixed with black, but I have a "white" face and curly hair with light brown skin. I'm also 6'2. Bonus because I'm actually from the DR, girls find that exotic
>>26312393
>comparing birth defects weaboos to the Hispanic youth wanting to be part of the Aryan race and its heritage
>>26312497
Bruh there's nothing wrong with wanting to be part of what's currently the best. That's a natural thing to do, of course that shows the inferiority of us Hispanics, but I'm sure you're mature enough not to think that gives you the right to impose yourself over us poor Hispanic manlets.
>>26317122
It's the blackwashed ones that act ghetto. I live in the Dominican Rep and the whiter you are the better.
6 foot pale as fuck green eyes and black hair latin girls love me
>>26304443
a-are you me?
hey at least you don't have an accent
accents = white grill repellent
most of the qt hispanic grills are dating 6'+ tall alpha white anglo men
shit is getting as bad for us as the Asians.
>>26319775
My friend is half English and half Spanish. He has the best of both worlds.
>>26317097
>tfw you will never be a fashionable Mexican hitman.
