>didn't get the job
>>26303323
where did you appIy to?
>>26303352
Medical scribe
I keep on applying to multiple minumum wage jobs and I still can't get fuck all. I've applied/sent in resumes to Shoppers a few times, yet I never get hired or even hear back from them. We're in the same boat, fellow robot. Why can't we get fucking jobs?
>>26301515
Apply elsewhere
>go to job interview
>it's a pyramid scheme
>>26303323
>>26304572
take a resume course at your local job centre.
remember to keep it simple and easy, fast and start off with your name and a proffesional profile pic so that they can illustrate who it is they are reading about
>>26304892
and don't leave any traces of your personal lifestyle that is looked down on, having an old email with name like "xxscooperkidxx" or "chaddy69" is typical mistakes
>>26303323
Follow-up calls dudes
>been applying to jobs for like a year
>never hear back
>recently discover my facebook which I thought I deleted
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>EDGY HUMOR
>actually delete facebook this time
Maybe now I'll hear back?
>>26303323
>didn't even get the interview
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26304979
REEEEE
>>26304979
>sent out like 50 applications
>thought my email was clean but the avatar somehow got linked to my G+ account
>use it for gaming and internet interactions
still got neet bux for it but the lost work felt bad
>>26303323
I think i'll be a professional burger flipper for this year. Maybe i'll find a qt burger artist gf
I failed 2 "group interviews" and I'm currently unemployed
as me anything.
>>26304572
Call the places you have applications at and remind them that you are interested in working for them. I promise this will work. Hope things look up for you
>>26303323
I used to work at a consulting firm as a recruiter. If you nigs want post your resumes and I'll review them
>>26304979
>>26305277
>was arrested for crime i didn't do
>was not convicted
>Number 1 Google search result of my full name gives a police blotter entry in an online newspaper.
>entry is vague, so it sounds like Im a violent criminal, when it was really just a car accident
>The online paper doesn't even have a police blotter/who got arrested section anymore but this result still comes up
>have gotten a job since, but pretty sure some people at work know.
Any web dev people here? When will that disappear?
>>26305412
that's a normie tier job, fuck outta here
>>26305412
>tell us about yourself
>What is your weakness
What the fuck do I say?
>>26305513
Just write the admins an email and explain your situation. Don't DEMAND that they take it down. Just tell them how it is and hope for the best.
Don't guilt-trip them, don't threaten them. Just be friendly and explain what's going on. Best chance you got.
Currently in work at cineworld- nearly home time! Ask me anything
>>26305520
"I'm a perfectionist to the point where I'll worry too much about details if I don't keep focused"
>>26305538
I've thought about it.
I was wondering about the possibility it would eventually be purged/overwritten/deleted somehow. Doesn't that happen on most of these small websites ?
>>26305520
I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES AND IF IT WERE EVEN POSSIBLE I WOULDN'T"T SHARE IT WITH THE LIKES OF YOU!
Me either bro.
>>26304572
Your resume must be garbage, I`m more than happy to help you. I got the best rated resume when I was in 6th form and I have only ever failed 1 job interview over the 6 I have taken.
>>26303323
don't beat yourself up anon. You still had good interview experience which is still just as important. Take what you did wrong and improve on it. Soon enough after enough interviews you will be able to smash through them easy.
>>26305520
"I tie my shoes using the bunny knot".
>>26305513
>not sueing for slander and defamation
Easiest job to fake on a resume?
I've only had one job ever and that was 4 years ago. What can I say I've been doing in the mean time?
>>26305842
>26305842
just apply to a shitty job faggot or get an aducetion
I don't even have a resume and I got a job being night time security guard. I just showed up to the office (all 6ft'2in 220lbs of me) with a stern expression and asked if they were still hiring. They said yea and gave me my uniform then and there.
How the fuck do you get 2-3 years experience if you are Fresh out of college?
>all the jobs I Apply for have this as a minimum
How the fuck did anyone get hired in the first Place then
>>26305922
Congratulations on being tall and fat.
You want a medal?
>>26305764
It's a fact I was arrested robobro. The case never even made it to court, so I'm thankful there is not more of a record.
Slander/libel/defamation involve the communication of false statements. There's nothing false about reporting my actual arrest.
I did get the arrest expunged though, so it's a little upsetting that it is the top search result even though I can legally answer that I have never been arrested on most job applications.
>>26305998
You are supposed to intern when you're in college senpai. Also try using school work related to whatever you majored in.
>tfw boss interviewed over 100 people for my retail cuck job and I was one of the three hired
It's all in the cover letter and little resume details, see a resume helper if you need one.
>>26306025
feels good man. all I gotta do is wear a long sleeve shirt and suck my gut in and I look not fat because of my height and lack of bitch tits.
>>26304979
>accidentally post a song with my full name to clyp.it
>really rough, short Perturbator inspired piece
>can't delete it
>first page when you google my name
Would be really embarrassing if anyone finds it.
>>26305998
>How the fuck did anyone get hired in the first Place then
They did it for free during college.
Picture related.
>>26305998
do pointless slave labor for some chad like getting him coffee, for awhile. it means your willing to take it up the ass for whatever firm your applying too.
>got the job
>it's shit
NEET is the fucking life I need
>roommate and I apply for the same job
>they say we'll know if we got it the next day
>he gets a rejection email
>I get nothing
>tfw so undesirable that they have to go beyond rejecting me
