>valentines day is coming up
REEEEEEEEE
>>26298640
I always wanted to blow my brains out in a crowded restaurant on Valentine's day to traumatize all the happy couples.
Instead I'll probably just overeat until I get sick because food makes me happy,
>>26298670
They wouldn't be traumatized. Thanks to their just-world fallacy they would think you deserved to kill yourself. That is how normies work.
>>26298640
Which means that come February 15th, discounted chocolates will be available in every store nation wide. And I will be going on a shopping spree.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tEFnoXtuyU
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>fap to pornfu
the solution is simple enough senpai
>>26298684
Hmm, good point. I could always still terrorize them though and then suicide by cop (I'm black so it'll be easy)
>>26298640
remember to filter oneitis everyone
>tfw when you used to hate valentines day and now you have a valentine
>tfw going to be in basic training
>tfw theres girls in basic training
>>26298743
did you get her a cute plushie?
>>26298684
Normie here, this is true. At worst you would just be a story that we told our friends, at best you remind us how fleeting life can be and we would finish our meal and fuck the rest of the night.
>inb4 reeeee
>>26298684
>Thanks to their just-world fallacy they would think you deserved to kill yourself. That is how normies work.
the fuck are you talking about
>>26298719
Well I wouldn't talk about that here on /r9k/ since there is a chance that it's being watched by the cops. But who am I to stop you. Good luck.
>>26298754
Women should not be in the military for their sake and yours. Be sure to let them know that.
>>26298768
Just world fallacy is a defence mechanism that humans use. Pretty much if something bad happens to someone, people protect their ego by thinking if it happened, they must have deserved it, it was because of their mistakes or actions. They are thinking the world is just. While absolutely ignoring the many external factors that play a role. Because to accept that things are random and just happen, that's pretty scary to a normie, who got everything in life handed to them and thinks they deserve it. That is why normies are so afraid of cancer. Because it shows them just how unjust is the world.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-world_hypothesis
>go to see Deadpool with a friend of mine on 14th
>parents automatically assume you're gay
>>26298794
Idk senpai I bet pay would be lower without women because men are all "muh honor" and shit like that.
>It's on a Sunday
>can't even just work to keep my mind off it
Guess I'll sit in my apartment drinking cheap beer, eating stale crackers, and whacking off.
>>26298819
i want proof that normies actually feel that
also the thing youre talking about is sheltered rich kids which isnt nearly the bulk of humanity. you sould like someone who had his ego shattered and is making swift generlizations. but if i were to believe that whole heartedly i too would make a swift generalization. but you really seem that way.
>>26298847
Why would my parents assume I'm gay? You're the one going on a date with another guy. If anything, they should assume you're gay.
I'll congratulate people who have someone to spend it with, but most of the day I'm just gonna keep busy. Don't feel hatred towards it, at least some people can make use of the holiday
>>26298719
You should certainly terrorize some normies, what would be great is if you could find a load of white upper middle class SJW cunts and their beta suck ups
>>26298847
no, at worst they'll see you as manchildren.
>tfw I literally had a dream last night about seeing deadpool with a male friend
>>26298640
i'm going to a movie with this fat girl from ok cupid i had sex with. she's not so fat that i'm embaressed to be with her in public and her face looks alright from the front but the thing is she's hairy. you can't see it but she's prickly all over. i'm going to try to escape after valentines. i don't know how though. any advice?
>>26298640
And this "depressive and schizophrenic" bitch is gonna have the time of her life with Chad dick and beta gifts while I spend the day alone because otherwise I would be seen as an opressive male and generally a nuisance to the people around
>>26298879
Well I will gladly reffer you to the reference section on that wikipedia page. That should be enough to get you started.
I don't quite get the second part of your post. Honestly I'm not sure what people mean when they talk about ego.
>>26298819
More like the JUST world fallacy huh
>Mfw my country doesn't give a shit about valentine
>>26298938
who's the person in the pic?
>>26298640
Probably going to get drunk almost immediately during the day and listen to in the aeroplane over the sea like I've done for the past... 3 years now I guess if you include this year.
>thought this would be the first valentines day where I wasn't alone
>girl rejects me after the third date
The only time a girl went past the first date and I still fuck it up
Just fuck my life up
>>26298762
got her a crappy valentines day card
qt weeb girl asked to be my valentine, and she keeps making jokes about us dating. I'm going to take her to this japanese arcade and we're buying each other chocolateand shes making me a card.She's really cheesy and cute. I feel bad because I don't know how I feel about herand I already have very strong feelings for one of my close guy friends
>>26299022
Savannah brown I think
>>26299057
Thought I wasn't gonna be alone either I had gotten my first gf in December, she broke it off with me on Christmas eve eve (12/23). Still heartbroken.
The bitchy intern that most of our coworkers hate asked me out. She never struck me as the type to take the initiative and it's weird because I'm 7 years older than her but she's pretty cute and we get along so it might be fun. I don't know what you're supposed to do on v-day though because I've never had a date on it before.
Why torture yourself by reminding yourself of when this shit day is? Ignore it.
>>26299089
Dude you are a degenerate mess.
>tfw some girl on interpals wants the D, said to come over sometime.
>tfw told her I'm coming down next weekend
>tfw next weekend is valentines day
I might not be alone on valentines day for once...wew lad
>>26298640
seee S. Brown here
>>26298371
I don't understand how can valentines day affect you in any way. It's just a fucking day come one.
Same with new years, for 6 years now I am at home treating it like any other day. Because it is. And valentines day is even more of a worthless than new years, I really don't get it
maybe I need to be american to get it don't know
>>26299157
I know, there's no escaping this hole I've dug ;_;
>>26299207
>>26299157
>>26299089
bisexual weeaboo degenerates make me feel less bad about myself, keep fighting the good fight
>>26298715
Who is ur pornfu?
>>26298965
>Well I will gladly reffer you to the reference section on that wikipedia page. That should be enough to get you started.
any more sources would be a appreciated
i shouldnt have said shattered ego let me rephrase myself. i see a lot of times people who have had troubled histories create egos that make them feel transcendent. that they are above the world. and because of that they are so vexed and angry with the rest of the world they create swift generalizations for everyone.
>>26298640
don't worry anon, ISIS promises to spoil it with rape, murder and lots of tit and ass-grabbings
just watch all those women who were FOREWARNED not to go out, go out and LET themselves be groped because they love that shit, and then watch them cry on TV and play the victim card again
>>26299192
you don't get it because you aren't trying to fit in with the normies like 70 percent of this board full of traitors
>>26299410
Germany is that you?
>>26299089
>>26299207
aw anon, this is cute :3
>>26299385
Well honestly you can just google more sources(it's psychology though).
Also I don't have troubled history. Well only thing that troubles me and makes me hate normies is being bullied, but that's about it.
>>26299459
>I don't have troubled history.
>being bullied
so you do have a troubled history?
>>26299447
no but I am from Europe
can't wait to watch the news on that day t b h
>mfw going to have Valentine's skype dinner with my gf
Just wish she was here.
>>26299503
Well who doesn't. Truth is most people I know didn't get bullied as much as me, but still. It's not that rare. Also I kinda don't see what you mean by creating an ego. Maybe I'm just obtuse.
>>26299192
It's not the day itself, it's how other people react to the day. I'm not someone pursuing the dream of romance, I'm someone that's just gonna congratulate everyone that celebrates it and focus on whatever keeps me busy at the time. That said, those people are able to actually celebrate it. The part of me that's envious of them is envious because they have that reason for happiness, not where it came from. It seems nice, but it's not something everyone is meant to experience
>>26299444
ooooooh a triple bayybeeee
I'm going to drive around blasting anime music out my windows and REEEing at couples.
>>26299541
Fuck off normie scum
Making an original commentation
>>26299551
>Well who doesn't
a lot of people didnt get bullied even if they had a hard time fitting in.
>It's not that rare.
i never said it wasnt rare and i never said the transcendental ego wasnt rare.
>Also I kinda don't see what you mean by creating an ego
you made a swift generalization for regular people that barely applies to the world
>>26299057
Hey at least you had dates once in your life famalam
>>26299385
I don't like my history at all and I can tell you that I don't feel superior to or above anyone. How can people think like this.
>>26298640
who cares. even if I had a gf I would not care for some holiday made to sell shitty hallmark cards.
>>26299564
congralute everyone? seriously?
The problem is you think being in a relationship means you are happy. Your purpose of life shouldn't be "getting a gf" because once you do you will only get short term happiness, but after a while you will feel the same like before or even worse actually.
Valentines day being a reason for happiness for fucks sake. Try to make you weird hobby/passion your actual job and then you will be truly happy, fuck everything else
>>26299867
You took it the wrong way. Valentine's isn't a reason people are happy, people can celebrate Valentine's because they're already happy. Nowhere did I say the purpose of my life was getting a girlfriend. If that was so, I wouldn't be congratulating them. If my purpose in life was getting a girlfriend, I wouldn't have given up on entertaining the thought of having a partner
>>26298719
You'd brighten my mood if you did.
Valentines day always makes me feel shit.
>>26298640
This is what all women want for Valentine's day
>>26298640
fuck youunoriginal fucking comment just kill me, pls
