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Theres a girl at my house right now. We're watching movies.
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2016-02-06 18:45:29 Post No. 26297269
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autismo 2016-02-06 18:45:29 Post No. 26297269 [Report]
Theres a girl at my house right now. We're watching movies.

Wat do?

>Inb4 normie

this is a new thing for me. I need help guys.
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:46:08 Post No.26297279
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:46:08 Post No.26297279 [Report]
>>26297269
throw a fart
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:46:43 Post No.26297293
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:46:43 Post No.26297293 [Report]
Watch movie
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:46:47 Post No.26297297
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:46:47 Post No.26297297 [Report]
>>26297269
She's 12, it's past her bedtime.
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:47:37 Post No.26297308
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:47:37 Post No.26297308 [Report]
>>26297269
Stick your arm around her on the couch. Sit really close to her. SHE WANTS YOU TO DO THIS. Once you stick your arm around her she'll snuggle up to you.
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:48:05 Post No.26297317
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:48:05 Post No.26297317 [Report]
>>26297297
If she's 12 im 12.
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:48:40 Post No.26297328
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:48:40 Post No.26297328 [Report]
watch a shitty wes anderson flic. It'll make her feel like you know something about film. (the guy's a hack dwai)
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:48:43 Post No.26297329
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:48:43 Post No.26297329 [Report]
T A L K
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Just talk about something, you sperg. The movie, the weather, anything. When she is comfortable cuddle or some shit and if she's into you the rest will sort itself out. Also drinks will help.
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:51:40 Post No.26297380
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:51:40 Post No.26297380 [Report]
>>26297317
Enjoy your van underage
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autismo 2016-02-06 18:52:36 Post No.26297398
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autismo 2016-02-06 18:52:36 Post No.26297398 [Report]
>>26297308
I can feel the pasta in my pocket beginning to move. I'm freaked out.
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:54:05 Post No.26297429
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:54:05 Post No.26297429 [Report]
watch nymphomaniac and make her extremely uncomfortable from all the sex scenes
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:55:40 Post No.26297456
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:55:40 Post No.26297456 [Report]
>>26297398
Please do this for me anon! I want you to be happy! Just put your arm around her. Don't try to be sly about it either. Just do it. It will work. Good luck!
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:59:26 Post No.26297529
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:59:26 Post No.26297529 [Report]
Listen for the key words anon.
>I'm cold
>I'm uncomfortable
>I'm tired

Blank check for cuddling.
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:59:59 Post No.26297542
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 18:59:59 Post No.26297542 [Report]
>>26297269
nothing, sit the fuck down and watch one with her
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 19:01:02 Post No.26297556
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 19:01:02 Post No.26297556 [Report]
>>26297269
playfully grab for her cooter. girls love it when you do this.
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 19:02:05 Post No.26297576
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 19:02:05 Post No.26297576 [Report]
wait for her to leave, and then smell the seat where she was sitting while jerking off
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 19:05:35 Post No.26297636
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 19:05:35 Post No.26297636 [Report]
do girls butts smell nice, lads?
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autismo 2016-02-06 19:08:09 Post No.26297682
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autismo 2016-02-06 19:08:09 Post No.26297682 [Report]
>>26297636
I'm about to find out
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 19:09:03 Post No.26297703
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Anonymous 2016-02-06 19:09:03 Post No.26297703 [Report]
>>26297636
they smell like butts, familaialala
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