You're on safari in Austria when this guy comes up and slaps your girlfriends ass. What do you do?
>gf
>traveling
>>26295785
i bust out my Kazuya and unleash my inner Mishima demon on his ass.
cry pretty fucking hard, honestly
I go back to /fit/ to start a thread about it
>>26295785
face down ass up
>>26295785
Jump in the fuckers pouch and hold on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moTWIO55UeY
It's how public transport works in the east reich.
>>26295785
Make a photos with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRTWGtMulLA
>>26295785
>>26295807
someone got the Tekken reference right? Roger the Kangaroo?
please.
>>26295905
I got it anon
It just wasn't that funny
>>26295785
Be surprised as to why there is a roo in Austria.
Roger wins. Fatality
>>26295785
grab what is left of her ass and run away kek
There's a video of a guy knocking out a kangaroo with punches
The marsupial cunts are pushovers
Just don't let one kick you
>>26295972
/thread
Damn normies don't know geography
>>26296218
That was a small female, or a young one.
>>26295785
Knock that faggot on his ass
>>26295785
Theirs no kangaroos in Austria retard
>>26296710
So he punched out a small, female grey kangaroo? Thing looks like it's 1 m tall. A male red would be like 2 m
>>26295785
Call the zoo
>>26297675
It's a whiteboi
What else can you expect but him feebly trying to attempt to assert power over a lesser creature in order to feel less cucked
>>26296710
>Shining flashlight in its eyes.
Cheap and lame. Those guys are total pussies.
