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Post some obscure feels, as obscure as is possible.
>You will never work in the air traffic control tower at Southampton Airport
>You will never teach mandarin at a private school in a small town in Finland
>You will never prepare a Cheese omelette for Mike Huckabee
>You will never work at a small souvenir shop in Scotland, only to have Francois Hollande visit one day
>You will never be considered the greatest darts player in Colorado
>You will never buy a second hand car, only to find $180 AUD in the glovebox.
>>26293167
>tfw I always think something bad is going to happen
>I can never relax
>>26293167
>you will never be a socially accepted human being
>>26293167
>southampton airport
That sure is obscure. Thought that my hometown was kind of irrelevant
>that feeling of an empty place that is supposed to be filled with people
(auditoriums, stadiums, I5 at 2am)
>>26293167
>You will never work in the air traffic control tower at Southampton Airport
I actually do work there, anon.
>that feel that you will never shake off the feeling of being in a fake world
>that feel you will never be held and whispered to at night
:( why live
>>26293230
I feel you brother. Except i feel rage for no Fucking reason and it leads me to be constantly stressed
>You will never work with a security firm, and get posted in a crime hotspot only to make friends with a criminal and pull of an amazing heist with a ragtag group of social misfits much like yourself
...
>>26293319
timestamped proof gets 5 quid to paypal
>tfw I don't improve despite all the practicing I do.
I need to quit wow
>tfw aren't a jewish girls very, very special goy
one day.
>nobody has ever tried to impress you
>>26293167
>you will never discover your gf's corpse in an open casket dressed as a princess in a bridal gown
>you will never make love to her decomposing corpse in an open grave
>you will never steal her body, take it back home, place it carefully where it won't be bothered and preserve it to the best of your abilities
>the smell will never permeate every last inch of the house
>she will never be your love doll
>you will never be her keeper
>>26293167
>You will never give anyone a lethal dose of morphine
>you will never be on a sports team and get into a huge bench clearing brawl to uphold the honor of your teammates
>>26293167
>you will never create a new genre/subculture
>>26294261
You're part of the best subculture on earth anon.
You are a robot. We're small, but valued.
>ywn be referred to as the father of a multibillion dollar weapon system
>you will never be your feral furry OC in a feral wonderland frolicking around and yiffing feral semen demons
>>26293243
I'm so fucking close I can taste it. That is assuming tonight goes well. I really hope it does.
>>26293897
I think they have and I was just socially retarded.
>>26294439
Good luck anon, I'm rooting for you!
>>26294132
I actually have this feel too senpai
>>26293167
>You will never be cast as a slave driver in an NWA video
>you will never live in east germany making cameras
>You will never roll down a hill wrapped in a blanket, so that the blanket unrolls around you as you tumble down, only to sweep the legs out from under every single member of Linkin Park when the ground levels out
>You will never pop a balloon at a children's birthday party, only for a torrent of venomous insects to spill out and swarm the partygoers
>You will never time travel back to the year 1996 and discover a vinyl record in a record store that cryptically foreshadows the death of the qt 90s chick you fall in love with
>You will never keep a pet octopus in your bathtub and feed it steroids until it breaks out the window and commits a string of inventive and shockingly brutal crimes
>You will never reanimate Heath Ledger's corpse and remake TDK, in which Batman is played by three cardboard boxes stacked on top of one another
>you will never open a small bakery in Copenhagen
>you will never break the pacman world record
>you will never have a cordial relationship with Joe Fallon
>you will never be the lead singer of a successful post-punk revival band
>you will never have a chess miniature published in the st. louis chess journal
>you will never experience the camaraderie with your shipmates on a trip to the new world
>You will never flee to Iraq to join a mercenary air force there to fight against ISIS
>You and your new comrades will never get given ageing aircraft such like F-4's, Mig-21's and Mig-31's
>Despite their age, you will never fly into combat with them and start attacking ground targets several times a day
>You will never make your Mig-21 your own
>Your squadron will never get a feared reputation in the region
>You will never fly alongside Russian, French and American pilots as you perform your missions
>You will never get leave and fly home in formation
>You will never land at home to a crowd waiting and cheering for you
>You will never get recognition for your efforts
>you will never compose a piece for the violin that stands the test of time
>you will never get to be in the audience for one of hitler's speeches
>you will never get to experiment on thousands of human subjects without anaesthesia
>you will never die with the knowledge that there are over 5million deaths on your conscience
>>26293167
>you will never be a chill teacher who students like for his easy attitude, but also someone who earned their trust
>you will never spend your breaks motivating and building up young people and helping them over their troubles with your experience
>you will never meet some cute girl on a train ride to some distant place where you start anew
>you will never click with her and spend the whole 10+ hours talking about everything under the sun
>you will never exchange contact info and discover that you will meet each other often, feeling a faint love blooming
>you will never step into something no other human before you walked through
>you will never make a groundbreaking experience that shifts your own and societies paradigms
>you will never wake up without a deep disappointment sitting somewhere in your gut and preventing you from enjoying the little things
>you will never feel the ecstasy of a fulfilled life
>you will never be a k-on
>you'll never be Punished Snake
>you'll never fully grasp CQC
>>26295283
I would be fat af from all their food though
>you will never be an emperor
>You will never be recognized for your genius when you invent the open-faced calzone
>You will never fulfill your dream of opening an artisinal oatmeal stand
>You will never make love on a clear, cold November night, warmed only by the sriracha which infuses the air around your food truck's fold-out cot
>you will never become a meme in an obscure BBS forum
>>26293167
>you will never experience the inverse cuck
>you will never become a criminal profiler and catch serial killers
>you will never fall in love with a qt police officer
>>26293167
>You will never be happy
>You will never solve a great Mathematical theorem
>>26294702
kek planefag
>>26293230
you're like my gf
what was your childhood like?
>The next Paper Mario game will never be as good as TTYD
>>26294656
>>You will never keep a pet octopus in your bathtub and feed it steroids until it breaks out the window and commits a string of inventive and shockingly brutal crimes
you people, I swear
>You will never be a small aircraft pilot
>You will never be able to go to a haunted house or concert due to flashing lights
>When you get pulled over you can lose your license based off lights
>You can never smell paint without feeling like you just had a seizure
>You will always be known as "that guy with epilepsy"
>You will never be able to concentrate on anything other than being a freak again
>You will always have to explain to people the type of seizures you have are different and make a joke about how they aren't "the harlem shake"
>You will never be able to keep up with friends drinking alcohol due to the affects the medicine has on your insides
>The only medicine you're able to take causes bipolarism and has made you almost quit your job, school, or commit suicide.
>>26293167
>there won't be a nuclear war in your lifetime
>>26293167
>you will never be a alcoholic,always mad cop that is solving his biggest case
>You will never be at the head of a marching band with the twirly baton thing
>You will never give birth to the first Designer Baby, getting god tier genetics for your kid and a book deal for free.
>You will never be the queen of a Naked Mole Rat colony and give off phermones that instill absolute loyalty to your subjects
>You will never be the star of a minor positive meme and have random people want to take a photo with you or buy you a drink
>>26296470
This, plus :
>ywn be the one pushing the big red button
You will never stand by a range rover looking out onto the African savannah from a plateau.
>ywn have a mommy gf to give you sukies and handies
>tfw you will never set foot on another planet
>tfw you will never be apart of a 3rd generation spaceship population that sets foot on another planet in another solar system
>tfw you will not be apart of colonizing the galaxy
>Tfw niggers might even be included in the colonization
hgfgh
>>26295527
>open-faced calzone
you mean a pizza, retard?
>>26295885
please delete this comment
>tfw you will never have good posture at all times, ensuring that your muscles and joints will never ache
>Tfw you have a qt 8.5 gf but no real friends
>tfw you'll conquer the pagan hordes and subjubate them under our one true lord and savior
>>26298466
don't try and limit me, man
don't put me in that box
>you will never be the banchou of a Japanese high school
>you will never beat up your rival from another school
>you will never live in Queens close to a Chinatown and buy noodles and manga late at night
>>26298120
I'm here bro. I dropped all my normie friends because they were boring plebs and now i'm alone with my sextoy
>you will never be 4chan poster
>you will never conduct an orchestra
>you will never live in a castle spending your nights trying to discover its secrets
>you will never leave the house at midnight to go street racing to protect your city's honor
>you will never find the perfect sized bag of chips; they will always be too small or too large
>you will never feel that satisfaction of pushing a tape into a vhs player again
>>26298727
She isn't even like my friend and I worry too much around her. I hate it but at the same time I don't know if I can ever do better
>you will never rush to a comfy coffee shop with a cutie after watching a play in new york
>you will never snuggle and take a sip from the coffee to get warm
>you will never get to experience the second half of the 20th century in the southern usa
>you will never grow up in the 50's/60's getting into mischief with your dog and friends
>you will never experience teenage love in the 60's
>you will never fight and come home a hero in the vietnam war
>you will never then become a cop in the 80's doing drug busts and getting in gunfights
>you will never settle down in the 90's and have kids
>you will always live in this shitty era with absolutely no recognisable features that's being destroyed by mass immigration
>you will never leave the shitty UK
>>26300086
Yea like in Spiderman 2-3.
Those were comfy movies.
>>26293167
>you will never go to Rosa Parks' funeral
>you will never get to collect monarch butterflies
>you will never pet james monroe's cheeks
>you will never go on vacation with your parents again
>you will never be a careless child again
>you will never meet a foreign qt while in her country
>you will never fall in love with her
>she will never fall in love with you
>you will never look at the warm sunset while lying on the beach together
>you will never live in an isolated beautiful place living a careless life
>>26293325
that fake world feel got me empty
>>26293167
>You will never work in the air traffic control tower at Southampton Airport
Senpai i live in southampton
>>26293325
>that feel you will never be held and whispered to at night
>you will never be a top 100 Mario Kart Double Dash player
Fuckin mini-turbos man
>you will never be a japanese schoolgirl
>you will never run to class with toast in your mouth
>you will never TRY YOUR BEST with your adorable friends
>you will never come up with cute nicknames for each other
>you will never make lasting memories in your teenage years
>you will never be young again
>you will never
It got more intense near the end.
>>26293167
that's interesting.
I could never thing of so many completely irrelevant things.
>>26293167
>you will never rise to prominence through generalship in the second English Civil War and be voted in concurrently as Prime Minister for several decades, repatriate the non-whites and muslims and centralize the commonwealth under direct UK governance, then send out nuclear propulsed seeder ships to plant the flag of Royal Brittania in the name of King William V
>>26293426
That was me with soccer. I was a white kid in South Florida, so maybe the Hispanics were genetically meant to be better at it anyway.
>you will never be a merchant marine captain
>you will never guide your massive cargo ship across the south pacific from hong kong to los angeles
>you will never see the sun set over the horizon from the deck of your ship
>you will never be rocked gently to sleep by the sea
>you will never guide your ship through high seas, holding on as waves crash over the deck
>you will never listen to calming music in calm seas, as a pod of whales swims past your boat
All I ever wanted was to cruise the high seas. Unfortunately for me, I'm too autistic to even hold down a job in retail.
>>26295551
Is that where you fuck a hot girl while your gf watches?
>you will never have pic related
>you will never grow up in a small town in 1950's Indiana and be the star player on the high school basketball team
>You will never be part of the gang in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I know they're all assholes but they seem to be connected in their own weird, special way.
Also
>You will never fuck Stefania LaVie Owen
Goddamn she was qt in Krampus.
>>26300920
>1950s
>basketball team
Get of load of this nigger.
>You will never be a simple farmer living in the rural conservative town you grew up in with your beautiful childhood friend who later became your wife
>i'll never be a part of an adolescent boy's subconsious experiencing his experiences in third person, but personally
>he'll never spy on his teenage female older cousin who figures out he's been perving on her while she's sleep to enable his fetish
>I'll never witness her catching him, "us" and locking his arms between her thighs and dutch ovening him until he climaxes and passes out while sobbing
>I retain consciousness, after she's done with us, she realizes she has to poop, and tries to make it look like she's done because we're gross, but she see's we've jizzed and he's out cold
>she slides out of the bed and gets into ours and contemplates if she should continue doing things like that to us because she's afraid to do anything sexual with her boyfriend, but her little cousin genuinely finds something arousing about her
>would she exploit it? She's never made a boy do that beforeThis is based off a dream i've had and not since been able to replicate
>>26301071
find me a nigger in the movie Hoosiers
>>26294439
Explain, greentext if possible, i'm genuinely interested
>>26294748
This is a fuckknng feel.
The grandiose ones are the worst.
>your cryptic scribblings of ideas you never finished will never be excavated and have dystopian future technology decipher the intent you actually had behind them and have them become world changing morals anecdotes, and poetry.
> You will never enjoy music as much as this guy
>You will never teach mandarin at a private school in a small town in Finland
We don't really have private schools here. There's a couple but I doubt any of them teach mandarin.
>You will never be the store manager at a T-Mobile in Providence, RI.
Why live?
>>26297563
>tfw you will never set foot on another planet
RUGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26297563
>>Tfw niggers might even be included in the colonization
JUST
>you'll never work for a PMC protecting ships from Somali pirates
>you'll never be an eccentric billionaire funding retarded business ideas
>you will never be a relatively unknown filmmaker who is loved by his fans
>you will never go to film festivals and have a small audience sit intently whilst you discuss your latest film
>you will never get that kind of recognition
>you will never get any recognition
>nobody will ever recognize you
>>26300588
>you will never single-handedly make Captain Falcon seen as a viable character in SSBM
>You will never be overpower
>You will never become a literal robot (or cyborg)
>ywn be proud of yourself
>>26301781
>nobody will ever recognize you
Perhaps.
But you have beenwitnessed.
>you will never be a explorer finding amazing new territories all over the world for your queen and country
>>26293257
>>26293319
>>26293167
>>26300425
Southampton reporting in also
>>26295253
>>26295253
>>you will never meet some cute girl on a train ride to some distant place where you start anew
>>you will never click with her and spend the whole 10+ hours talking about everything under the sun
>>you will never exchange contact info and discover that you will meet each other often, feeling a faint love blooming
oh man
ive felt this before
>>26294279
>valued
loll
![Slit-Scan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Tg9AC0Z.jpg "Slit-Scan[1].jpg")
>tfw born too early to explore the universe and experience transhumanism
>tfw you'll never reach "beyond" the way things are
>tfw rewatching pic related
>>26293167
>You will never experience being traped in the burning south tower while contemplating wether to jump or not
>You will never have a pint while experiencing a layover in the Southhampton Airport.
>>26301781
Why does life have to hurt so much ?
