Just found out that my IQ is 153 and I feel like shit. Now I can no longer use the excuse, "because I'm an idiot" to get away from my problems.
Now I realize the only thing that holds me back in life is the fact that I'm a coward.
I wish I could be stupid and ignorant, maybe then I could be happy.
>>26281664
you already knew that was an excuse anyways; most of us are here by our own faults
Maybe isolate yourself and work on something you could see yourself making a contribution to society and rise of yourself. As a 120 iq tard that's my plan now. Education being catered to girl brains and work is catered to loudmouths and also girls it makes it just annoying to engage in society.
>>26281664
Where did you take it? I've always wanted to find out what my IQ was.
>>26281664
Nah man relax, I can tell from your post your IQ doesn't even come close to 153.
>>26281664
I was just in that thread and took the same test. It's WAY too easy to accurately measure IQ. And IQ just tests pattern recognition if it means anything.
>>26282849
>And IQ just tests pattern recognition if it means anything.
Yeah you can calm down too. I can see neither are you even close to what the test indicates.
Probably a shit test. Link?
>online 'IQ tests'
Nigger online tests mean nothing.
Go take a REAL IQ test
>>26282898
https://www.raventest.net/
I'm almost certain it's actually for children.
>>26282926
I meant to link to >>26282881
And this is an original comment
>>26281664
My IQ has been professionally tested and it's at 196 and all I do is eat french fries and rub my penis all day. I should be building nuclear bombs with my fellow scientists but I just don't have the motivation.
>>26281664
High IQ doesn't necessarily make you sensible, it just means you have a high IQ.
Assuming the test really is accurate, an IQ of 152 is usually a bad indicator of your social skills and personabiility.
High IQ men get less pussy on average.
>>26281664
Don't worry, you're still a complete fucking idiot because you think that online IQ tests are real. The results are artificially inflated and inaccurate so everyone gets a gold star, feels smart and reposts this bullshit to Facebook or wherever.
There's no fucking way your actual IQ is that high. If you really think it is, go out and get a real test done in person.
>>26282926
>This test includes 60 questions and it is scored automatically after 35-40 minutes.
wew, not doing that shit
>>26283216
I took an average of 3 seconds per question. The time limit is way too high.
>these first few questions
a spider could probably answer these
what the fuck is this bullshit, it's just recognizing patterns?
a monkey could probably ace this
>>26282926
>>26282960
Well the test is kinda bullshit since the patterns never really got hard. Honestly by seeing what stupid shit you and OP wrote while supposedly having 150+ IQs it was kinda obvious from the start.
>online iq tests
wew lad
>>26283250
Me too but after pressing Submit it took like 5 to 10 seconds to load the new question.
>>26283023
>actually scoring anything below 150 on this test
wew lad we have a retard on our hands
>tfw scored in the top 0.01% of my state on all the standardized tests in elementary school
>got put in a room for an "evaluation"
>went through a bunch of tests
>passed everything easily
>gets to block/pattern test
>brain just scrambles shit and shuts down when it comes to spatial skills
>couldn't do block puzzles that most 4 or 5 year olds can
I still can't, desu.
Before we were allowed to use the TI-84 and had to use graphing paper, I would get accused of cheating on math tests because I knew all the slopes and showed my work via equations but I couldn't "show my work" visually since I can't properly draw lines between points because the squares all blur together.
It has no effect on my every day adult life, but these IQ puzzles are all pretty depressing. That being said, I fucking suck at video games and driving.
>>26283560
>one better than me
guess I took longer
but really you shouldn't miss any of these
>>26283912
I'm the opposite, I sucked at school but found the test to be really easy but I was annoyed at how long it took and rushed through it, than took a 10 minute youtube video break and came back to it and still scored 135
But I am good at video games and driving.
>>26283912
Are you or have you ever been, a female?
I got genius-level, too. I knew these online IQ tests were really inaccurate, but holy crap.
Who /apparentlyagenius/ here?
IQs are culturally biased and completely useless as a measure of intelligence. Being able to recognize patterns doesn't make you super smert.
>>26281664
I don't know if this is a troll or not.
You did not take an IQ test. You took an online piece of shit with no norms designed to make you feel proud so you buy their bullshit diploma or whatever.
The current gold standard (i.e. most researched) IQ test is the WAIS-IV. It is expensive to take and usually given to diagnose mental disorders.
>>26284001
No, but I've always been relatively androgynous. Not in a good way, though. I have less pronounced Eggman features mixed with a girl's features.
I could never be a trap anyways since I'm 6'2 and my voice is way too deep.
>>26284070
>It is expensive to take
Do you need a guy with 5 PhDs to stand over your shoulder while you do it or do they just charge a lot because they can?
162 fuggg :-D
geniuses representing :DD
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>>26283671
119 is well above average.
>>26284013
158
Probably would have gotten better if I didn't insist on reading manga/listening to music during
>Who /apparentlyagenius/ here?
>Who /*insert anything here*/ here?
Stop that shit
>>26285149
Not if you score that on THIS test.
>>26285149
119 on that test is retard tier. A trained monkey would probably do better.
I heard if you get 170 you get a free room in mensa's castle.
ITT, actual adults autists who believe that a pattern matching test DESIGNED FOR TODDLERS THAT HAVEN'T LEARNED VERBAL COMMUNICATION has determined that they are geniuses.
>>26285403
literally no one thinks that except OP
and OP is a faggot
>>26281664
Being an idiot isn't a lack of intelligence but a lack of awareness of your own behavior.
>>26285149
That IQ test is intended to be a universal retard parser. Regardless of age or language, if you score a 70 on that test, you are a literal retard. If you don't score a 70 on that test, take a test that actual tests something more sophisticated than recognizing patterns in space.
>>26285403
>DESIGNED FOR TODDLERS
It's designed to be culturally unbiased, that's what you're seeing there.
>>26281664
IQ doesn't actually put a measurement on your intelliegence. The test was originally designed to determine whether you were mentally handicapped, not measure how smart you were. And once your IQ passes 120 then IQ doesn't correlate with any success, and your other characteristics start playing a more important role. IQ tests became a meme but the social sciences disregarded the value of it ages ago.
There's no real iq tests online. Real iq tests are administered professionally.
When I was in third grade I was approached by a representative of Johns Hopinks and tested. My IQ was measured at 144 and I was determined to be one of the most intelligent kids in the state
Now I post on 4chan all day
>>26281664
Same. I am smart but I am also lazy. Tough feels these
John Hahn high ghh
>>26282790
IQ is basically just a test of your autism superpower. Autists have superior spatial reasoning and pattern recognition but 90% of them are still retarded
>>26286192
Look at it in three columns. Think of the outside petals as positive numbers and the inside petals as negative numbers. Then add the first two rows and you get the third row.
>first column
>2+3=5
>second column
-4+1=-3
>third column
-1+3=2
So it's answer #5.
>>26285161
who /notstoppingthatshit/ here?
>>26286192
this was easily the trickiest one, almost thought it might ruin my perfect score for a bit
H...how?
>Online IQ tests
It's almost too palpable just saying it.
For the record I got tested as a kid and again in the 7th grade with a couple of psychological batteries and they both concluded I had an IQ of 127.
Though, I say it all the time, a person's IQ doesn't really mean anything unless you have a combination of confidence, happiness and passion. Any two will do.
Having a high IQ means nothing if you're depressed and have zero motivation. It's like having a sports car, but being a shit driver or no fuel. Unless you get your shit together, it's just a meaningless number to brag with in the company of meaningless people.
I always tested low on IQ tests, yet I was playing command and conquer before I was 8 since my dad taught me. Learned to program javascript and html after a few years, as well as actionscript. Made a few shitty flash games by the time I was 11 such as mouse mazes, simple fighting game, 2d vertical shooter. Played chess and go against some really high level computers, can't remember but I know it was about 5 or 6 I think. Always liked solving puzzles, played a ton of those escape the room games and what not. I remember too playing some games back then and learning how to inject .dll files for hax. That was all before the age of around 13.
Now I'm 21, and I work a shitty job making less than $12/hr, flunked out of college, am an alcoholic, and sit on my ass most of the day. I test in the 90 range on IQ tests. And it saddens me that I'm too stupid and unmotivated to ever be able to learn things to a high level, like quantum physics to see how cool the world is.
I don't get me at all. Nothing I do makes sense to even me.
>>26286375
>palatable*
Whoops, going to sleep.
>>26286297
I'm guessing they made gender, age, and nationality an additive modifier instead of multiplicative like it should be and made some negative. That and you got every question wrong.
>>26286297
Guys please wtf, did this happen to anyone else? Is cause on mobile? Or am I really so stupid that I got the lowest IQ score ever in history
>>26285458
so what would you say my real IQ is then faggot?
>>26286430
But I was actually trying and the questions where really easy? Now when I reload the page I get this.
>>26286247
How is that supposed to determine intelligence though? Different interpretation of the direction in which you're "supposed" to read the shapes alone could fuck someones score, not to mention the time limit.
>>26286437
-1 isn't a even valid score. They must suck at calculating.
>>26286492
I think you just discovered refreshing makes you smarter.
>>26286540
Critical thinking and pattern recognition. There were also several warm-ups to that question if you were paying attention.
>>26286540
Show me a different interpretation, because any way I look at it I get the same answer.
ITT: fedora tippers looking to a test to give them self esteem
>>26286626
>if you were paying attention.
I didn't even bother with the test.
I just don't see how studying shapes on a screen makes one more capable in what matters: socializing, networking, making people laugh, etc. The guy you want to go out for a beer with gets the promotion, not the sperg who picked the right box.
>>26286637
It's the same either way for that *particular* question.
>>26286698
>I just don't see how studying shapes on a screen makes one more capable in what matters: socializing, networking, making people laugh, etc.
Hmm yes many guys claiming so in this thread. You really are stupid, aren't you.
>>26281664
Smart is as smart does anon. If you don't do anything or learn anything then you're just an idiot.
>>26286698
>I just don't see how studying shapes on a screen makes one more capable in what matters: socializing, networking, making people laugh, etc. The guy you want to go out for a beer with gets the promotion, not the sperg who picked the right box.
Someone scored a 70
>>26286718
>>26286768
>not even a rebuttal
Sorry, but it's true; the charismatic, preferably (but not absolutely) athletic guy is the top dog in any context, whether school, work, dating, etc.
>>26286297
>>26286492
>Your performance on the test was just below the population average which means you have the ability to achieve success in life.
>Whatever you decide to do you have a good mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a wide variety of ways.
>You are able to think critically and communicate effectively and you also have the ability to handle academic challenges. If you think of intelligence as the ability to adapt easily to new situations then you are heading in the right direction.
>>26286803
So why are you so insecure about being dense?
IQ test are retarded and unreliable.
Only a fool take these online test seriously.
>online IQ tests
You idiot. Your IQ is 115 tops. If you were intelligent you would have realized that online tests are not reliable. Also, everyone ITT us getting that high or higher.
>>26287053
That was the point of the previous post.
>>26286412
>5 or 6 dan GO AI
that literally just came out. You beat AlphaGo? Get the fuck out of here and go back to the retard pit with the other tards.
>>26286966
I'm not; as noted earlier, I didn't even take the test.
I just don't see how this is supposed to be an arbiter of someone's intelligence in everyday interactions that matter most pertaining to one's success.
>>26287010
>saying you're 7 years old
>>26287010
good html edit
B-) bow before me, roaches
>>26287130
It's not, but it's pretty sad if you really think sucking up and being your boss' favorite pet is the height of success.
>>26287267
Kek
I just lost it.
>>26287267
>tabs
(original comment to be sure)
>>26287280
No one likes a suck up kid, but nice strawman.
Protip: be the guy people want to be around, but don't be around too much.
>>26287399
So still be a suck up, just do it well.
>>26287206
or maybe PS?
>take meme online IQ test
>muh superior intellect
This is literally a test for children.
The RPM is an accepted IQ test and it comes in 2 forms, a children's one and one for adults. This seems like the children's version.
>take http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swf
>get a 104
>take the raven test
>get a 151
I can't tell if I tried harder or the raven test is bullshit but I'm leaning towards the latter.
i consistently scored 140+ on onlien tests. did a mensa test and got 118 on a bad day, but now at least i know that i'm nowhere near mensa level.
don't fall for the online tests, guys.
Either we're all top 0,1% here or this test is just memes.
I scored 141. It's confirmed, this test is shit.
>>26283023
Are you a happy retard at least?
>>26281664
You never used the idea of you being an idiot as an excuse faggot. You've never actually stopped believing you were positively unique, just like every other person in the world.
>>26282790
Hey, can you tell me what my post-IQ is?(peep the comma after "hey".
scored 135 here
scored 127 on a IRL administered iq test
>tfw my score relative to everyone here is retard tier
Oh well, it's 4 AM, though
>>26281664
Anyone who doesn't see this thread is bait has IQ < 120.
if you scored anything below 150 consider yourself ~100 iq
>>26289172
>136
Well I always knew I was a bit dimwitted
i took the test. calling bullshit on it
in "real life" time is a factor
this one doesn't seem to do crap about it
took me more than 30 minutes
still gave left pic related
daaaaaaamnn nigga whitey tryin to keep a brothad DOaWNNn
>>26287267
nice post, Geoff.
Lmao, this is so much bs. I took a real IQ test and my score was 131, but according to this test it is 156?
>>26292527
underage b& btw desu senpai imo
All internet IQ tests are fake.
The others all give around 130, this on gives around 160 and has an ugly UI, that's why some anons got -1, they marked a number thinking it was another.
>>26283023
Hahaha, nigga you actually scored under 150?
Retard alert, retard alert!
>>26288680
I don't even care if you're baiting but the fact that he's a retard was given away by him not realizing that he has just as little control over his IQ as over the fact that he's a coward.
this """""test"""""" is a joke, so if youre getting anything lower than 150 on it, you probably are special after all
my "official" IQ is 150 but i'm afraid to take internet tests because they range from 130 to 155 and i've thought about intelligence so much that i've realized there's really nothing you can reliably go by
>>26293715
>tfw autistic guitar prodigy
i relate to this most. i've been able to learn anything i've wanted from art to advanced mathematics, but in the end all i really seem to care about is music. maybe i'll finish some of my sci-fi stories and novels someday, but the only thing i'm naturally drawn to seems to be music.
>>26287752
but it asks you for your age at the end
I'm probably retarded for not maxing this out.
>>26281664
>I took an online IQ test result seriously
>my IQ is genius level
Pick one. Hate to break it to you anon, but you aren't intelligent if you fell for this shitthey inflate these scores so you'll feel good and share the test
>>26283011
IQ tests don't meaningfully measure past 3 sigma and the "high IQ" tests don't have large enough sample sizes to be validated. try again bub
>>26282926
All IQ tests are for children. Adult IQ tests have been debunked for not predictive indicators of anything
