>Every time a male-anon gets rejected, the girl "friendzones" him and he gains a friend
>Every time I get rejected I'm left with nothing but depression and craving for more ice cream to make me even fatter than I already am
Is this male privilege?
A woman's idea of male "friendship" is having someone to call when they need furniture moved or to unload their boyfriend complaints
>>26281630
This
Women provide no value in a relationship except their body.
Either an ok troll, or fat whale... Either way go kill yourself OP
>>26281755
>tfw not a troll
reeeeeeee male-anons leave, you can't be real robots because you have friends and don't have to take care of your body to be loved...
>>26281596
>he gains a friend
>woman
>friend
Pic related
>>26281596
>she doesn't have a boyfriend
>she doesn't have any friends
>>26281596
Is this some trap meme?
>>26281596
Try losing some weight you fat piece of shit
>>26282016
I cant, i have a condition that makes me eat
>>26282016
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO EAT SO MUCH IF BOYS WOULD GO OUT WITH ME REEEEEEEE
If you honestly think being in the friendzone means not being depressed then you don't know much about being a beta male
oh wow, a female complaining about having more opportunities mating with the opposite sex because you're a fucking woman.
either you woman are whores, or attention whores and you need to stop it. It's not revolving around you.
P.S. OP, I'm a male with a GF who lurks /r9k/ so you can fuck off.
>>26281794
When your brain is pretty useless and your body is all you have, can you blame us? Seriously, cry me a river.
>>26282098
She will now say your dick is micro sized, watch her.
>>26282127
>blaming others for her insecurities.
/bait
>>26282098
Yeah, well you're dick is MICRO SIZED, who cares what you think???
>>26281596
Why do you need friends so bad?
Ice cream tastes better.
>>26282161
You know what they say about big feet?
big socks, cause I wouldn't know about having big meat or anything.
>>26282182
sounds like micro sized penises are the reason you're posting on about males on r9k, need some real socks in your life bitch.
>hey we can't be in a relationship but we can be friends
>hey your dog died but you can still keep it if you want
>>26282182
Fucking called it
three four seven
>>26282317
I salute you anon, good call you're a genius.
Signed, Micro Sized Peen anon.
Truth. Interesting women are like leprechauns.
>>26282420
>420 blaze it phaggot
and I agree, I has a nice chubby red head sweetheart. She may not be the most interesting lady, but she's definitely not a crazy psycho bitch nor either of the two types of whore's woman can be.
>>26282571
Gold diggers and cock diggers?
>>26282681
I was referring to my earlier statement
>>>>26282098
>>26281963
>Her BF is fat
>>26282056
>can't even use ree correctly
>is female and can't get laid
Seriously what the fuck are you doing with yourself.
>>26281794
Twf not a robot but come here to learn about female problems form the other side of the fence
>>26281596
Prove your fat
