>Someone starts knocking on the front door
>You weren't expecting anyone
What do you do?
Don't answer it.
>>26281007
>Masturbating on my couch with earphones
>Hear knocking
>Boner hides
>Who the fuck could this be?
>Put on pants and open the door
>Door to door gas salesman
>Slam the door in his face mid sentence
Fucking hell, I'm trying to fap here. Also it was 9:30 am on Saturday morning. Fuck off.
>>26281007
Put on pants and peek at the silhouette to see if I recognize the person's shape.
Go answer it.
I think "Who is there?", and then decide that I should probably open the door. I might panic a bit before I do that.
>>26281007
get my gun and pocket knife out
>>26281007
I have a camera and microphone on my door. If it looks like someone I don't want to talk to ignore it.
>>26281007
"I don't give a shit about your god, the last one was terrible"
I don't answer the door for anybody. Hopefully when I move out I won't even recieve phone calls or unwelcome visitors.
>>26281007
I open the door and say hello.
