>guys who get $20+ haircuts instead of going to 5 dollar cuts
literally why , you have to be some type of ultra faggot to care that much about a fruity haircut
>$5 cuts
what
>>26280121
>taking pride in your appearance is faggotry
Meanwhile, in another thread...
>waaaah! Women treat me like I don't exist! tfw no gf. I'm so alone and miserable
People like you are the architects of your own misery.
I pay 20$ to get a 5$ haircut.
I go to a 5 dollar place and it has Vietnamese women and they do an awesome job. One time I grabbed her ass because she was flirting with me and it got awkward.
5$ haircuts suck though.
I used to solely go to the cheapest people possible, until I went to a great barber by my house. 20$ well spent.
>not cutting your own hair
original cuck
>>26280121
I pay them $20 to not talk to me
>>26280121
>not having mummy cut your hair for free
>guys who literally get $5 haircuts instead of cutting it themselves for free
Literally why? You have to some type of ultra faggot to care that much about a chop block, ghetto haircut.
>>26280250
Never again
>Fucked up so bad I looked like a fucking trans
>>26280226
dahfuj
>>26280182
tumblur whore tying to green text: the post
>>26280202
Let me guess: 3 on top, 2 on the sides and back?
>>26280260
>being so much of a faggot that you cut your own hair because you care about what others think of you
Be a man and let your hair grow out pussies
>not letting your mom cut your hair with a flobee
Complete fucking faggots. All of you.
>>26280271
>rectally devastated omega male makes pitiful attempt at rebuttal - the post
Cry more, you pathetic cunt
>>26280295
So much easier to maintain when it's short.
>>26280121
OP is an angry white boii that goes to SUPER CUTS inside the nearest KEK-MART. Seriously you look like a faggot with a shitty haircut. No girl is gonna wanna talk to a smelly neckbeard with a $5 haircut.
>this nigga don't even got the fresh lineup
>nigga can't even get $20 for his fade
>>26280295
Growing your hair out is unpractical you fucking normie, it's a textbook case of caring so much you have to appear like you don't care at all. We don't all like to wipe it out of our face every ten seconds. You're just piss scared of not having your hair, coward.
>>26280250
She always leaves long pieces of hair all over and it pisses me off. She also thinks really really long bangs are still in and my hair ends up looking like a bowl. Stopped doing mom haircuts years ago cause of this.
>>26280322
Showing your true colors, bitch.
You are all the same.
>>>/fa/
post fashion opinions there and get even more hate than here.
>>26280359
Nice projecting you fucking faggot
>>26280391
>le u r le female because you don't agree with me maymay
Typical subclass omega, reverting to all the usual poor defences when you've been BTFO and can't stop crying in yet another moment of ineffectual failure
>>26280433
Don't bother to deny it, everyone can see what a tryhard you are.
>spend $20 dollars to get free haircuts for years
my kind of deal
>>26280482
>MUH MUH FAAADDEEE MUH MUH FASHION TRENDS. YOOOO CHECK OUT THIS MOHAWK BROS. GIMME THAT 50 DOLLAR GENTLEMAN HAIR CUT BRO, IT"LL LOOK NICE WITH MY EARINGS
but i'm the tryhard. haaaaaaaahahahahahaa
Just go to the barber, with a picture of someone with the hair you like, and show them. It's that easy stop being so scared of haircutters. You don't need to know the name of haircuts robots. My routine is going to the barber with a picture of Ryu because I like the messy badboy style of hair. Never had a problem.
>>26280511
>going to this much effort to hide your shame
You should try having some self respect instead of resorting to posting angry, made up rants when you're struggling to accept you're wrong
>>26280511
Now look who's projecting. Literally none of that applies to anything I've said. It's pretty obvious now, you're just a shitposter.
>>26280573
>still projecting the post
Don't tell me your bald?
>>26280478
>Being this stupid to think that every anon is the same
>White knighting this hard
You know you won't get the favor of any Stacy or any bitch that posts here, right?
If I am as much of a loser you claim me to be, then why do you come to this site? You are nothing but an hypocrite.
>>26280182
>>26280271
>>26280322
>>26280478
he's got a point though, robots want 9/10 girlfriends and are extremely picky with their women yet wont put out the sheckles for even a decent haircut, then call every women who does vain whores.
>having hair
FUCKING NORMIES
>>26280543
They don't call you an autist for bringing in a video game character? This worries me desu, every time a girl has found out I like something like that it spread
>>26280121
>"men" who don't cut their own hair
>"men" who don't do a buzzcut when cutting their hair
>"men" who let their hair grow further than their jaw in any case
>>26280356
White folks don't know bout that shit boi. They're too busy with their buddies
Real robots shave their own head and it looks like shit but who cares, no one will see it anyway.
'LOL YOU PAY 20 DOLLARS WHEN YOU SHOULD PAY 5 FUCKING FAG'
'LOL YOU PAY 5 WHEN YOU SHOULD JUST CUT IT YOURSELF FUCKING FAG'
'LOL YOU CUT IT WHEN YOU SHOULD JUST LET IT GROW FOREVER FUCKING FAG'
'LOL YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL WITH YOUR HAIR LOL FUCKING TRYHARD FAG'
quality r9k thread
everyone posting sincerely in this thread should be gassed.
>>26280626
I vote that you are gassed first, /pol/.
>>26280590
>using big words you don't understand - the post
>>26280591
>le r9k is my loser hug box maymay
>le u r white knight trying to impress Stacy maymay
How shameless do you have to be to come to a board with no set topic and try to claim it's yours and then assign some sort of hilarious value to posting here?
You are a embarrassment
>>26280592
>muh robots have impossible standards meme
Good false-flag there you faggot
Sitting in the barber right now waiting for my fresh $30 cut. Caring about your appearance gets you laid boys.
But sure tell me how the things that aren't working for you are superior. Do you know the definition of insanity according to Far Cry?
>>26280626
i think that just about covers every cut and angle
>>26280356
Where do you live that Supercuts charges $5?
>>26280672
Why are you here of all places on a friday night instead of getting drunk with your chad friends? Seriously, you are digging yourself a deeper hole.
>>26280678
There's no difference between a $30 cut and a $10 cut, in the end it's always the same haircut, short on the sides & long at the top
>>26280678
>$30 for a haircut
WHAT.A.KEK
normally I just get as much cut off as possible and then don't have another haircut for like a year
>>26280121
Yes.
>mfw my friend always complains about the girl at Wal-Mart fucking up his hair.
>>26280751
What shit tier hair genes. My hair grows about half an inch a day. I need a haircut every two weeks.
>>26280121
Where in Africa do you live OP?
The cheapest haircut to get here is 14 euro.
>>26280678
>Caring about your appearance gets you laid boys, only if you have friends, money and status
There i fixed it
>>26280730
>$10 haircut in Australia topkek
>>26280906
What the fuck does Australia have to do with my post?
I'm south-american you meme-spewing faggot
>>26280896
I was thinking the same. I live in Australia and $20 is considered a cheap cut.
>>26280646
I've literally never been there what's your point
>>26280870
mine also grows fast as fuck, I just don't mind having long hair
>>26280975
Maybe the barbers in the US take foodstamps, who knows.
>>26281016
Well then. t is weird that some anon says someone needs to be gassed ala nazi without being a /pol/ack.
>>26280121
I'm not going to let any asshole give me a pleb tier hair cut
>>26280713
>it's the same time and day everywhere in the world
The only hole digger here is you, omega
>haircut
Glorious long hair master race checking in
My hair looks so terrible and I have no desire whatsoever to change it
is that bad
>>26280121
it depends, to me, everything is about marketing nowadays, and you wanna make yourself as marketable as possible, especially if you are fat and gay
>>26281731
The difference is that I can't go any lower, but you can.
Still, evading why are you here, don't you? I won't bother anymore with you.
>>26280906
Are you implying there are no $10 cuts in Aus? I'm pretty sure I've seen $8 for a buzzcut and the cheapest was probably $10-$15. The cheapest hairdressers are always run by asians.
>>26280121
I'm not poor though.
Stop being poor.
My last haircut was $45 at a real salon.
I'm not a robot, I just lurk for tendies stories (hilarious) and it's important to me to be well groomed. And presentable at work and to my fiancee.
>>26281837
>Not going to a real barber
It's like you want to be a bitch
>>26281837
>$45 for a haircut
I hope you die in a car crash, you fuck.
>>26281922
that's horrible, why would you even wish for that kind of thing
You'd need to live in Bumfuck, Nowhere to get $5 haircuts. Even in a 10k town in Oregon we paid like $15.
>>26281938
He's a fucking normie shit. Nobody will miss him. Yes, despite what you may believe, normies DO NOT care about each other.
>>26281992
"nobody will miss him" doesn't really justify cursing someone to die in a car crash, but whatever makes feel hard
>>26280121
It's a $15 haircut.
I pay them $20 because they put up with my ackward ass.
>>26282209
how
do you grope them
>>26280182
That is very shallow. Women should not care about a guys hair. That is disgusting. Why cant you just be a good person honestly? I do not care what you do to your hair or what you wear, just be a good person.
I specifically go to a place that says "for men" on the sign
And it's all attractive women working there
feels worth it for getting hair cut only twice per year
$5 haircuts cost at least $15 here in dudeweedlmaoland
anyways, what cut should I get tomorrow?
>>26280250
Only the finest haircuts for her special boy!
>>26282302
>Women should not care about a guys hair
Are you an attractive woman? Of course not, so your opinion doesn't matter.
> I do not care what you do to your hair or what you wear, just be a good person.
This sounds like something straight from Tumblr, fucking hell.
Good looking people care about their appearance and the appearance of others. These uggos want to speak for their gender as a whole. What a joke.
>>26282302
>Women should not care about a guys hair
And humans shouldn't have to shove food in the same hole they breathe out of
but they do
why even bother cutting your hair man i havent cut mine in 2 years. stop caring about your life bc you will never be a chad therefore you will never be happy. you lost get used to it i did
>>26282302
Yeah, I would like there to be eternal sunshine, rainbows, no hatred, no starvation, and all love.
But IRL you are automatically excluded from a lot of opportunities if you don't make yourself at least somewhat presentable. This isn't new.
>>26282578
>stop caring about your life bc you will never be a chad therefore you will never be happy
You are a robot. This board isn't full of robots, it's full of failed normies. These failed normies still feel "tfw no gf" and they still want to fit in with normies.
You should try to understand that before telling these people to stop caring.
>>26282438
I usually say Short with scissors. The females understand me most of the time , but if it's a male barber I have to explain I don't know hair lengths and I trust his judgement in what he considers good for me.
>>26282646
>I don't know hair lengths
Do you know what Google Images is? That's all you need to see hundreds of examples of any hair length you want, including guard lengths for buzz cuts.
How do people not think of these things themselves?
>>26282693
yee but they all models
they can literally put shit on their head and look good
>>26282762
When the hairdresser gives you a book to look at haircuts, it's full of fucking models as well. If you look like shit with any haircut then just get a buzzcut or grow your hair out.
I agree that ugly people just waste their time with a nice haircut. They don't look better at all.
>>26280121
my gf cuts it for free
>>26280121
>go for a 5 dollar cut
>hair clippers are so old they just chew up my hair
>look like a mental patient
i don't even give a fuck
>>26282792
but again, I'm deeply indulged in self-loath, pretty sure hairstyle has helped non-model looking people before
>>26282693
>look up "number 5 haircut"
>pics of guys with varying hair sizes show up including guy with shaved head
>one guy shows up in every search I make no matter the number
what number is the circled guy, that's what I want
>>26282922
That circled guy has a buzzcut. But a buzzcut can be different lengths depending on the guard used.
http://wedhair.com/what-buzz-cut-length-should-i-get/
There's something you can read. Since you googled number 5, it's probably a 5. So just ask for a buzzcut and then say you want a number 5 for the length.
>>26282922
the first two guys on the second row look pretty smug
>>26282922
>yfw you come out looking like this
>none of these faggots on my board shave their head daily
scum, the lot of you
>>26283047
jfmsu if that happened
>>26280121
I pay $20 with a $5 tip to go to the female salon and have a cute girl hand massage/shampoo my hair and then run their fingers through my scalp while they cut it by hand.
She asked me about my pet lizard and so I got to show her the gallery on my phone. It's a much better use of money than the fast food I would normally blow it on
>not just cutting your own hair
>>26283097
every female barber i've ever known has been subhuman in intellect. probably why you bonded over pictures of a pet lizard.
>>26283097
amsr loser detected
>>26283097
aww anon, that sounds really pathetic
>>26283145
you caught me ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9oiV4-RNAo
>>26283135
what's wrong with that
you aren't hiring her to tutor you for Cal III final
>>26282922
That's almost definitely a 2, maybe a 3. God-tier haircut is 1 or 2 on the sides, "cut with scissors" on top.
You can get this at your 15$ supercuts, or you can spend 25$ at a real place if you want the details to looks spot-on. I can't believe the level of autism being produced over such a simple topic.
>>26283171
why, it can feel pretty good
>>26283176
nothing's wrong. i'd just sooner take the cheeseburger.
>>26283097
>25 dollary doos later and you still look like this
>>26283218
cheeseburger is really a bad habit of mine too
good for soul bad for the body
>>26283177
>I can't believe the level of autism being produced over such a simple topic.
That's because you're not somewhere you belong. I can completely relate to the people in this thread which is why I'm trying to help them out. I have the exact haircut that you explained. Why? So people think I'm normal. These people also want to appear normal, even if they aren't. The ones who actually don't care are the ones who cut it themselves, have their mother cut it, or don't cut it at all.
>>26283255
finally someone who understands me
through cheeseburger, unity.
>go to same barber ever since I was a kid
>get the exact same haircut
>French crop with #2 back & sides
>don't know his name
>he doesn't speak to me, I don't speak to him
>he just cuts my hair, I thank him, pay and then leave
>he closed down late last year
>what the fuck do I do now?
>have to go to a hairdressers
>feel fucking terrible the entire time
>burning with anxiety that the women is going to try and ask me what I'm doing
>no female hairdresser has ever heard of my style of haircut
The fuck do I do now? I had the perfect setup now I'm left with my ass hanging out in the fucking wind.
>>26280121
Or just buy yourself a shaver and do it yourself.
I suck at choosing cuts. I have a trap face so if I get it too short I look like a dyke, but too long and I look like a 12 year old boy.
I don't know if there's any hope for me; it's down to my shoulders now.
Are there even any haircuts good for round faces? Taking in consideration I'm fem and a manlet.
>>26283418
I kinda know that feel, bruh. Been to the same barber for years now and he cuts it just the way I like it and I don't know what I'd do if he closed shop. It would be a sad day indeed.
>>26283444
Best thing to do would be to just look at pictures of hairstyles and try to imagine them on yourself.
>>26283418
you try and become less autistic
>>26283238
>that
>a $25 dollar cut
pic related it is you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seborrhoeic_dermatitis
I got tired of seeing the look of disgust of barbers in the mirror, so I fuck my shit up by myself.
Some people have features like big ears/nose/forehead that makes "short" accentuate their flaws.Imagine Adam Driver if he DIDN'T have the thick goofy hair.
>>26280226
Define awkward
>>26283543
>Adam Driver
this guy? he would literally look a million times better. long hair doesnt look good on anybody unless your 10/10. obviously there are exceptions this guy aint one of them
>>26283601
I dunno... I think he needs the long hair since his freaking head is so long. He would look weirder with short hair.
>>26283660
he would only look weird because you're used to him with long hair. stop talking garbage
>>26283444
Why do you people get all emotional over your appearance?
>>26283676
>he would only look weird because you're used to him with long hair
Used to him? I've seen like three pictures of him. That's me being used to him? I haven't even seen the latest star wars.
what kind of a garbage country do you live in where people walk around with $5 haircuts anyway?
Here you can't get away with less than $30 as an adult.
Hey have you ever noticed how people who have self esteem and or a girlfriend have nice haircuts? Yeah thats why, you beta faggot.
>>26283767
>Here you can't get away with less than $30 as an adult.
Where is "here"? $30 is a lot, even in countries where everyone is paying double like Australia.
>>26283767
I have my hair cut for free. Sounds like you live around stuck up cunts.
>>26283813
>being proud about having a child's haircut that his mum can cut
>>26283846
>implying my mum cuts my hair
>>26283861
>yeah its actually my aunt desu lol
>>26283887
And you'd be wrong again.
>>26283784
This, a million times. I work with a lot of offshore guys who preach that their wife likes their shaved head and the second they get laid off their wife goes and fucks some guy with shaggy/long/styled hair. Sometimes they do it while they're offshore.
It's the way of the redneck, redneck-do. Close shave, baseball cap, white pick-up truck, beer gut, unkempt beard, and an Xbox one. They have a powerful network of connections that keeps them employed where they'll make $50kplus/yr so they can manage to attract a gold digging white trash bitch.
Believe me. I'm white and I'm no liberal, I just call them like I see them.
I find the notion that you're just supposed to say what number you want for your haircut offensive and demeaning. What the fuck is this, North Korea?
>>26283696
Because it's nice when people think you're your age, and not 12.
All that leads to is the only guys being into me are closet pedos.
>>26283984
I'm not even white and I've noticed this. It makes me more disgusted desu.
>>26280250
thats like having your mom buy clothes for you
never allow that. every piece of attire she bought me was absolute trash. she even bought me those fugly fuckin brown laceless shoes once. never wore them ever
>>26280291
not him but 1 on sides and back
>>26283984
>They have a powerful network of connections that keeps them employed where they'll make $50kplus/yr
In construction, auto repair and such?
>was gettin my haircut from a lady
>turned out really well
>return again with same picture, she remembers
>go back
>fuckin faggot owner pairs me with some new girl i haven't talked to with tattoos , gauged earings and r2d2 ring tone
>butchered to fucking shit
always make sure to specify your barber
growing your hair out is not a big deal
as long as you style and take care of it
wrong way
>average neckbeard with long hair
right way
>pic related
>>26283077
only people who do that are balding or are horseshoe bald.
some people have lumpy egg heads.
>>26283135
barbers are way better. they dont fuckin try to talk to you constantly and just get it done
women just love to just yap their fuckin mouth off about mundane shit that they honestly dont really give a shit about, they are just tryin to make it comfortable for them
its like the fuckin dentist
>8.50 at the px
>you want leave tip?
Every time
>>26284289
It's particularly in Louisiana.
Everyone's related one way or another and they look out for anyone within this web of relations. More commonly, you'll have a redneck who loses his job then he goes up to every other redneck with his pity story until one of them falls for his guilt trip and gets him a job at a shipyard where he's the boss's godnephew-in-law or they went to church together or they went to the same wedding once. Then when they get a job again they drop the Tiny Tim "spare a coin me children are starving" act and start acting like ostentatious blowhards again. Their wives are NOT attracted to them but they laugh and agree with everything, all the while denying them sex unless they want to obscure the paternity of their incoming bastard son.
>>26283543
which is why i grow my hair to bob dylan length, i got the same exact hair as him
i have a weak jaw and big ears but not bad as >>26283601
>>26280226
You can't just drop a post like that and not back it up with a story anon
>>26284464
Yea I hate when female hairdressers talk to me. I usually give them the "look" and if they don't catch the hint I ask if I can talk to their manager and get them in trouble.
>>26284506
then they just yammer on to the hairdresser next to them.
they get so distracted sometimes they just butcher it hardcore
last time i was at some corporate great clips dill and thats what happened. it looked like i had a god damn mullet because they left the back of my hair super thick
On the topic of haircuts I've been thinking of just asking for a buzzcut next time and keeping it that way since my hairline is fucking off towards the back of my neck but I'm on the edge of doing it cause I am a pale hungry skeleton and I'll end up looking like some sort of cancer survivor or meth head. Shit sucks.
>>26280121
Hair is literally the one immediately controllable feature on your body. You trying to be ugly? Shit hair says a lot about you, at least to normies
>>26282302
If this was honestly what you thought, and you weren't shallower yourself, you wouldn't be a virgin. Nature is shallow, just look at how fucking stupid male birds of paradise look.
>>26283418
I feel you. The same lady's been cutting my hair since I was 6 months old, but she's probably going to be retiring soon. At this point, she's pretty much family.
Feels bad, man.
>>26284599
If you have a bad receding hairline, just buy a trimmer and #2 it.
I just buzzcut myself because I got no imagination and the money I'm saving makes me giddy.
>>26283565
>>26284503
Well she was flirting with me saying how she thought I was handsome and was saying if I was older she would date me. The next time she was shampooing my hair and I was getting turned on and just grabbed her ass. She looked at me and just stood there silently and I was like s-sorry and then it was pretty much just awkward silence the rest of the haircut. I think I kind of freaked her out since she seemed to avoid me afterwards.
failed normie here - more normie than failed tbqh it's just that I don't intend to stay much longer alive (you won't need to worry about me shitting up your board, I mainly lurky anyway) and it's not due to classic "failed normie" type shit
anyway the sole reason you should try to find a decent barber that racks you up for "over 20$" is because a decent haircut and literally turn you up from a 3/4 to a 6/7
Granted, there's some things you can do about your appearance and some not.
Fat? You know you can change that, noone's saying it's easy but it is possible.
Ugly? Try different hair cuts from different barbers, ask them what they think will suit you. Faggots and women seem to know their shit - not trying to generalize here just vomiting my experience and shitty opinion on this keyboard.
"fuck you normie how is a shitty haircut supposed to make me not ugly" it won't - getting a decent haircut may move away the initial attention someone places on your face and drags it to the decent-looking hair.
Cripple? well there's plenty of women that are disabled in some way too.
>>26283601
words hurt anon
think about what you say before you post.
>>26282922
that's called a taper fade. I get 2 on the sides and 3 up top.
>>26284932
fuckin savage. she was most likely saying that shit to get you to tip more
>>26284933
Don't give up on life, Anon! You gotta live it up to the fullest.
>>26285015
Yea probably I'm pretty gullible and when my dick starts to take the lead I'm straight stupid
>>26285071
should i just bee myself?
>>26284967
Dat young jock
Get off this board and go back to pinning state champion wrestlers and catching touchdown passes.
>>26285125
well she pretty much provoked you so i dont blame you
you in a sense called her bluff without realizing it with your action.
if she didn't reciprocate positively then she obviously didn't mean any of it
>>26280121
how about you save up those $5 bills and buy yourself a pair of clippers you namby pamby limpwristed fashionista wannabe faggot
>>26284481
I wish there was a TV drama covering this lifestyle. I thoroughly enjoyed Urban Cowboy.
>>26285135
I just don't think suicide's any kind of answer is all. It doesn't really fix any problems someone might have.
>>26280698
Nice pun faggot
>>26280592
>robots want 9/10 gfs
how new are you f.a.m?
>>26285431
They would ruin it and make it like Lizard Lick Towing with the choreographed greased pig contests or whatever the fuck they have on there nowadays
>>26280121
Hey, screw you. I do it because my buddy owns a barbershop, is really good with hair, and needs service.
>Balding at 18
>every haircut I get is "shorter but not too short".
I get$5 haircuts . Clean fauxhawk witg taper & fade, always looks good.
>>26280317
This. I dare someone to show a more handsome cut than mine.
>>26282510
>Are you an attractive woman? Of course not, so your opinion doesn't matter.
anyone who's not a chef should eat a turd served to them on a plate with no complaints
>>26288789
is that that egg person or watever that attention whores here
>>26289148
I've been described as his cousin.
>>26280121
>tfw just spent 10quid on a haircut, 55 on a polo shirt, 74 on jeans, 58 on trainers and 75 on a nice knit sweatshirt.
>tfw no friends or any plqce to go.
>tfw wear it to asda to get my shopping and up town to get my comics.
>>26280121
>tfw mommy is a professional hairdresser and cuts my hair for free
:^)
>>26289437
>55 on a polo shirt
I just buy 5 dollar ones and they look the same
I cut my hair with a vacuum cleaner attachment.
>>26280121
If you know what you want, and want it done a specific way, you need someone who
>1) knows their shit
>2) is interested in their job enough to learn the way your hair is
>3) is capable to use 1) and 2) to work around the quirks of your hair to get it just right AND make it stay that way
I pay $35/cut.
It's like John Donaghy in 30 Rock put it
>your haircut is your suit for your hair
If you're gonna dress sharp, you're going to have to be consistent about it.
