When was the last time you ate a piece of fruit, bots? Bonus points if mommy didn't force you
>eating fruit
>not vegetables
Why not just swallow a 1kg bag of sugar you fat fuck.
>>26276640
30 minutes ago. It was a yellow pulp kiwi.
I eat fruit pretty much every day. Mostly bananas.
>>26276640
Some guy in my accounting course brought a big ass orange(not a grape fruit) 2 weeks ago. He decided to share with me.
2 cookies and doritos for lunch
fruit is absolutely pointless to eat
natures candy, it's L I T E R A L L Y just sugar.
>>26276672
Apples are negative calories
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/redfit/
>>26276640
I drink a fruit smoothie every day
>>26276672
eating fruit > eating anything else with artifical sugar and flour
>>26276640
i don't have to tell you shit family
2 hours ago, points I have a fruit bowl I chose to eat out of.
>>26276640
A tomato, just moments ago.
>>26276672
I eat tons of fruits and drink juice and soda and I'm slim as fuck. Get rekt.
What are the official fruit power ranking though?\
1. Pomengranate
2. Banana
3. Pineapple
4. Grape
5. Pear/Peach
>>26276640
I ate an apple this moring
I ate tomatoes and chili peppers on my sandwich.
Those are fruits.
Vegetables > Fruit
if you eat fruit and not veggies you're a pleb
>>26276729
Your body needs sugar, and fruit supplies the best kind of sugar.
>>26276640
Sweet apple this morning.
Might have a banana later. Need to work in veggies soon.
>>26276843
Also, fibers for a healthy poo (in loo, unless you're a filthy Indian)
>Not putting mango in everything to help you get higher
>>26276839
>Your body needs sugar
LOL no, it doesn't, but keep telling yourself that.
>>26276781
>pomegranate
Nice meme fruit
1. Kiwi
2. Orange (assuming it's not shit)
3. green>red grapes
4. Apple
5. peach
>>26276859
Well if I have veggies it'll probably be with rice, made some the other night, still working on left overs. Also had a carrot and bran muffin this morning.
That just about covers it right?
>>26276640
I can't even remember, sure not this year
>>26276781
>pineapple
>pear
>peach
Excellent taste fruitbro
>>26276905
rice is pointless carbs, no nutritional value
>>26276839
like <30grams a day
>>26276640
One hour ago
>>26276640
>Haven't eaten a fruit or vegetable in over 2 decades
>Not even chips/fries
Sliced apple and peanut butter master race here
Yesterday for breakfast, had a handful of blueberries, and orange, and a bottle of cold water.
Today I just had an orange a little while ago.
Veggies have healing powers, you guys should eat them some more. especially kale. Literally one of the most nutrient dense vegetable out there
>tfw planning to grow carrots in spring once I get myself a nearby allotment
Also, who /carrotmasterrace/?
>perfect snack
>long
>nice bright orange
>sweet, tasty and great for cooking
>make great carrot smoothies with a bit of ginger for spicy kick
>come in a variety of colors and sizes
Easily the best veggie.
>>26276932
I thought it had (very minimal) vitamin content, at least brown rice.
Oh well, it's not like carbs are necessarily useless anyways
>>26277123
Don't forget that crunch.
Top notch and signiture, mate
True fruit power ranking:
1. Oranges - Literally called "Golden Apples" in Greek, German, Russian, etc.
2. Grapes - Highest sugar content, makes wine.
3. Banana - Easy peel, easy eat; superfruit
4. Guava - Especially the soft white ones
5. Strawberries - Best fruit with dessert
6. Blackberries - Every had one straight from the tree? Delicious.
7. Pears - Juicy as fuck
8. Black cherries - Germany has the best
9. Grapefruit - Tasty fruit as a soda, great once in a while.
10. Kiwi - Tasty but peel makes it difficult to eat
11. Mangoes - Good once in a while.
Shit tier fruits:
Apples - Only eat them when there is nothing else
Blueberries - yuck
Raspberries - yuck
Dragonfruit - Similar to kiwi tasty but without sourness for balance.
Pomegranate - Meme fruit
Star fruit - Tastes like apple?
Passion fruit - Disgusting
Grapples are pretty tasty. But they're an artificial cross between grapes and apples. I'd eat bushels.
I'd like to try Figs, Durans and Jack fruit.
>>26277329
Hahahaha yes pomegranite is a "meme" fruit to someone who's never had a fresh fig, get some taste pleb
>>26277329
Fruits I forgot:
Peach - God tier delicious
Pineapple - Annoying tasty but great with pork
>>26276640
>eating fruit
>not just drinking the juice and getting the good shit without the useless fiber
why????
Bananas are best fruit, intelligently designed by a supreme being to fit in the hand and/or anus of a human for easy, efficient consumption.
Yesterday afternoon. I had a mango. Best shit.
>>26276777
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>tfw can't eat fruit
>No matter how hard I try I just can't do it
>Want to seem more mature at work
>Normies who I work with get disgusted whenever they see me eat because all I eat is chips and chocolate from the vending machine
>Want them to think I am normal and not a fucking loser weirdo
>Decide to manufacture a campaign so that it seems as though I am wanting to eat healthy at work
>Draft a long, 4000 word email to the HR department demanding that we have fruit placed into the vending machine or at very least a fruit bowl in the dining area
>call the nice girl in HR a stupid fatass who is scared that they might remove the 40 bags of chips she needs a day to put in some berries
>'accidentally' send it to the entire work office
>people get really mad at me for some reason
>have to apologise to the girl in HR
>they actually end up putting a fruit bowl in the kitchen
>literally every break time now I pretend to eat a piece of fruit
>usually I just buy a piece of fruit before work and cut it into pieces so it looks eaten, then grab a fruit from the work bowl and when nobody is looking making the switch
>can't eat candy and chips now without looking like a dick
fuck fruit
>be me
>lift
>not eating enough protein but min wage slave at mcds
>eat lots of protein but between lifting, work, volunteering and college i forget fruit and fibre
>also dont have time for cardio
>old knee injury starts to hurt
>old wrist injury from 10 years ago starts to hurt
>get mcds every day, on your break you get 4 points a big mac is one point as is chips and drinks, pineapple sticks, milk and carrot sticks are also one point each
>not spending my points on a fucking carrot stick
>body feels like its falling apart
>know if i do a bit of cardio and eat fruit il feel great again
just remembered i got some tinned peaches downstairs. i'll have them
>>26276732
>Apples are negative calories
>being THIS fucking retarded
never change robots
>>26277806
This is cool and plausible
>>26277958
Ah yes, my ultra serious statement followed up by
>>>/redfit/
Definitely a serious post. Definitely.
>>26277806
if this is true (which i doubt) then holy mother of autism
if it isnt then you're still pretty autistic for coming up with that. its friday night for god sake, do something with your life.
>>26277978
it could be a memetic remark, but still serious
>>26278007
I don't think apples are negative calories you fukken dongus
>>26278022
next time try making it more obvious that you are just ironic memeposting
and never
NEVER
fucking call me dongus again, EVER
you hear me?
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