>tfw no monster natural titted gf
Anything under a GG cup is a chestlet
>>26272009
Rule #1 of Natural Tits: Thou shalt worship no false images of natural breasts, nor desecrate their natural beauty with shitty shoops
>>26272009
>when her top doesn't even wrap around her massive breasts
Remind me why chestlets exist again?
>>26272149
And another one, for reference.
Also this one. So those with smaller breasts don't feel left out.
>>26272098
Meh, still fucking enormous
>girl I might have a chance with has huge knockers
>she wears a shirt with a design on it on the first date
>ask her about her shirt as an excuse to look at her chest
>>26272854
>having a chance with a busty godess
Go back to facebook, Chad
>>26272878
To be fair though I'm a KV and this is the only girl who's ever agreed to a second date with me
God I love huge tits
>wanting a woman with back pain
>wanting a woman which Chad's will constantly ogle and try to seduce
>wanting a woman you can't hug properly
>wanting a woman whose breasts will sag horribly when she gets older.
>>26273129
>not liking saggy boobs
get a load of this faggot
>>26273162
>liking tits that look like fried eggs nailed to a wall.
>>26272149
>Chestlet here to say
We didn't ask to be born
>>26273247
Your smaller breasts are beautiful. Immature robots can't appreciate the superior female form.
Christ I can't cope with these huge tit threads every day, its killing me inside
>>26273247
by chestlet you mean a titless faggot?
>>26273247
Do you at least don't mock men for having a small dick? They also can't control what their dick size is, just like you can't control your tits.
>>26273129
>can't hug properly
>not wanting a woman with two big, soft pillows on her pressed against you
Your loss, amigo
>>26273297
Two sacks of fat which get in the way. You can't feel a girl's heart beat when she has massive tits.
>>26273297
this
>>26273383
lol, have you ever even touched tits...? of course you can if you press on the upper part of the tit.
There's no better feeling than lying your head on huge tits
>>26273281
I don't have sex with men, but if I did, that would just be way too rude to do.
>>26272009
anon, I can't spend all day posting big boobs on /r9k/, you have to let me rest
>>26273434
>you will never EVER lay your head on a qtpi's big tits while she ruffles your hair
>>26273129
What are you, some kind of homosexual?
>>26273548
did he actually change his hair inbetween pics?
>>26273546
I did once... somehow there was a hole between high school and college in which somehow i improved socially a bit and even got a girlfriend...
The era is long gone though, and i have no fucking clue of how i did it... maybe it was just plain luck
>>26273894
testosterone peaked during that time
>>26273817
Nah, probably just the angle
>>26273383
>two sacks of fat
Haha fucking virgin detected. Huge tits do not feel like sack of fat. They are dense and heavy as fuck, there is a weight and movement to them that cannot be described. You simply have to experience it to know.
And you can feel the heartbeat of a big titted girl just like anyone else
>>26273548
The best part about this picture is years later he probably cringes so hard that he ever made that shit.
>>26273946
She was actually pretty and had a nice body, probably an 8/10
I'm honestly not sure if it was best when i thought i'd die without knowing the feel, or knowing i'll die knowing the feel and never experiencing it again. Like trying the best drug ever only once and never again
>>26273247
Please be my gf
I bring this message to you as an original post
>>26273129
>all those memes in a single post
>tfw no huge tit, chubby blonde gf with non-roastie Hollywood pussy
tfw kerrigan doesn't have bigger tits ;____;
Gianna will ALWAYS be my number one
>>26273265
>whiteknighting for titlet roasties who would move you permanently to the friendzone
>>26274459
stop posting shoops you faggot
>>26273548
is he trapped in a wind tunnel?
>>26274459
>mfw I realised most of Gianna's photos are shooped and that her scenes rely heavily on angles to enhance her farly mediocre, stretch mark ridden tits
Most overrated porn star ever
>tfw no fat tittied dors gf
>>26273129
>camt hug properly
wut. hugginga soft busty women is 100x better than hugging a bland chestlet
>>26275440
the worst of feels
>>26275440
>>26276128
>tattoos
Way to ruin a perfectly good body
>>26273383
I'm a med student, you can still feel the heart and steth it at all its points.
>>26276355
ikr pham
original
>>26274729
Who cares about shopped pics?
Have you seen her scenes?
Have you seen how she fucks and how much she enjoys it?
She's not overrated at all.
>>26272891
Good for you man, i hope things go your way!
>>26277194
I need to know this fuckcows name
>>26276793
Auscultating and palpating an apex beat is not sexy or romantic.
Why do chestlets even exist? Why are there beta faggots voluntarily reproducing with """women""" with absolutely no tits?
>>26275440
>>26276128
>>26277194
Ashley >>>> Dors.
Better tits, face, and body in general.
>>26275440
>>26276128
>>26277194
Just to reiterate: Ashely > > > > Dors
And it's not even a contest.
>>26278034
I'd take some perky A or B cups on a fit qt over some disgusting, veiny, droopy cow tits any day.
All of these bitches are fat or will be in the near future. Having big tits doesn't even count if a woman is a hambeast, anyway.
>>26278034
bc genetically inferior women always reproduced, are reproducing and will reproduce
manlet beta fags got either killed, cucked or both
product of gynocentric society
>>26278690
whos competing pham i like both (dors is better tho)
>>26275440
>>26276128
>>26277194
>>26278944
Damn shame she got that awful reduction.
She said in a interview she was only doing these videos to save money to pay the reduction.
>>26278944
>dors is better tho
Better than this? Nah. Ashley puts Dors in the trash.
>>26273129
women deserve pain
>>26279325
idk about that family, but they are both great. Its just that dors is better
pls post more titty monsters pls
>>26279905
Clearly you don't because Dors isn't better.
