>"Oh anon. You've grown! I bet you have lots of girlfriends!
Actually I'm a huge faggot now and I take dicks up my ass, but I don't have any friends, male of female, just empty gay sex.
>>26267740
Top kek grandma
>>26267740
No, grandma, girls go Ewww when they see me or just laugh at me.
Yeah, I have 6 right now grandma haha!
No you can't see them
Grandma I need to confess I never had GF or any kind of female contact.
I dont want to sound creepy but can I try to have sex with you and kiss you, I think that might be my only chance in life.
I hope you understand.
>>26267778
>Anon why can't you be more like your brother?
Oh gran-gran you're so old I bet you don't have much time on this Earth
stfu grandma, you make me want to drop kek a baby.
>>26267810
GOD HAS FORSAKEN ME GRANDMA I AM GENETIC FAILURE PLEASE LET ME FEEL YOUR PUSSY FOR GOD SAKE IT MY ONLY CHANCE
>>26267823
>what in tarnation?
>i'm telling your father!
>>26267854
PLEASE GRANDMA NO DONT, IT WAS ONLY JOKE HE WILL DISOWN ME PLEASEE I WONT BE ABLE TO EAT HOT POCKETS NO MORE
BWAAAA WHY WHY MEE
shut up and cook me something, bitch
I'm glad my nanna isn't alive to see what a failure I've become
Im glad I will die young so I dont get to be old. Old people are fucking awful
Im so glad that dumb,naive grandmas without any idea of the outside world are starting to be less common
I never liked them
>>26267810
My brother is a virgin too and older than me.
>>26267740
Oh grandma, you wouldn'd believe how much success i have withe ladies
*followed by a fake laughter and a smile to hide my pain* (i don't want my grandma to be depressed or worry about me)
>>26267810
>your brother wouldn't have asked
>he would just fuck me
>last thing great grandmother told me the last time i saw her before she died was "do you have a girlfriend"
>had to regretfully answer no
Goddamn it, I'm cryin now.