Who here /ascended/?
>have refined my porn taste for maximum pleasure
>maintain a fit body, only for myself
>0 desire for real women
>dress like a baller, and disregard all roasties
>chat and banter with the roasties at work, forget they exist once I clock out
>plenty of saved up money for vidya, gym equipment, and vet bills for my cat
>no stress
>no drama
>just dat pure Robotic Bliss
>2016
>still trying
I laugh at you weak faggots.
>muh friendzone
>muh virginity
>muh waifu
>muh degenerate normies
>>26263452
Wagecuck
originialityyyyyyyyy
>robit
>bliss
I do that but minus the gym. Why would I care about how I look?
I feel nothing. I just go through the motions until my battery runs out one day.
The only thing that makes me feel not nothing is my waifu.
>>26263549
Gym is to keep in shape.
I like fitting into smaller clothes.
I also like ignoring women that may be interested in me, just cus of my body.
Who's your waifu?
>>26263691
Don't kid yourself.
You lift weights because you want to attract women.
You're looking for one that fits your standards which are ridiculously high because you're a narcissist.
You are not a robot kill yourself.
>>26263691
Keeps you in shape for what? What would you even feel for ignoring people? If you were really ignoring them you wouldn't be feeling anything towards them.
>>26263787
I like feeling superior
Can't you tell?
My OP was me saying why I'm superior to those that haven't /ascended/.
I also do competitive martial arts, so I can't afford to be fat
>>26263751
Never reply to me again
>>26263751
>>26263824
Massively rekt
originalityyyyyyy
Gotta renew my gym but im all in to ascension.
screw women who completely ignore me and are picky.
>>26263824
>Never reply to me again
What a weak-willed, whiny faggot you are.
The other wagecucks at your workplace are laughing at you behind your back.
>>26263452
post pics of your cat
>>26263452
Can't get a job
You make being middle class sound really nice though.
>>26263882
I don't consider NEETs to be humans worthy of recognition, nor existence.
Stop speaking to me
>>26263917
Not tryna get d000xxx3d
>>26263935
Upper middle
make 150k after taxes and I have 0 dependents, besides my cats
>>26263452
>>26263691
>>26263824
>>26263947
This is not a robot.
>condescending
>egotistical
>false sense of superiority
Textbook definition a person in between normalfag and Chad.
The only thing you might have ascended out of is being a failed robot.
You should move on and never look back here.
>fit, go to gym 6 days a week
>6'1", 195lbs
>blonde hair, blue eyes, alpha chin
>last semester for masters in compsci, have two job offers
>two shitty apps I made just to learn making $80/day together on the app store without even trying
>could probably do better if I had the time
One other thing is that I FUCKING LOVE LITTLE GIRLS, HOLY FUCK I AM A HUGE PEDOPHILE! Get the fuck out cunts, you're all normies to me.
>>26264184
But you are a normie.
Liking little girls is a natural thing. Normies just choose to cover their primal urges and make it a social taboo.
>>26264225
Pff, that's bullshit. When normies want little girls to be pretty, they dress them up like old whores. They wouldn't know a cute loli if she were close enough to cuddle with them. Which they wouldn't do, they would just patronize and make fun of her and go fap to impractically large fake breasts or whatever the fuck it is they like.
>disregard women
>meditate under the bodhi tree for months
>discover the void within my mind
>experience spirit beings that guide me into the astral
>ascend into my light body
>feel pure bliss at all times and never have the need for a gf
>yep completely fine without a gf
>feelin' fine
>....
>tfw no gf
>>26264184
>Masters in comp sci
>Made two mobile apps just to learn
>Already offered two jobs
epic bait friend
>>26264288
>>disregard women
>>meditate under the bodhi tree for months
>>discover the void within my mind
Did you use drugs or just meditated?
See any cool shit?
>>26264069
>>condescending
>>egotistical
>>false sense of superiority
Except, those are the exact traits of a robot.
Chad's are generally friendly people. They're social and outgoing, but they're not rude or condescending.
>dozens of ALMIGHTY NEET vs WAGEKEK threads every day
>nigger hate threads
>meanwhile you're all welfare faggots just like dindus
>that false sense of superiority
Literally the same thing
>>26264326
I'm actually a little sad that that's the part you thought was bait. Like, why couldn't ou disbelieve the pedo part? It's true though, all of my post.
>>26264608
Because pedophiles baiting on r9k isn't far-fetched at all.
>>26264638
Well, those bastards never want to talk with me then. Then again, it is kinda rare to bring it up.
I would take the chance to show off my apps so you could click my ads, but it is under my real name.
