Take a feel, leave a feel
>tfw when my cat comes into the bathroom to check on me while taking a dump.
I'll take both thoes feels
>tfw pizza guy upgrades you to large for free
>>26261877
>tfw mom enters the room while you're trying her clothes.
>tfw working 12 hours a day for no pay
>tfw when you wake up after sleeping or taking a nap and don't feel tired at all.
feels good man
>tfw closing your eyes and drifting to sleep after spending the whole day worrying
>tfw curled up with cat and listening to Vespertine. 10/10 comfy album.
>>26261877
Why is rance so perfect?
>tfw you reply to job offer but they don't respond after 3 days
>tfw like girls but love cock and not gay
Suffering
>>26261974
Thats pretty comfy tbqh, wish I had a cat but dont feel like paying thousands of bucks
>tfw you work out and you think you can't do any more reps
>tfw you do 'em anyway
>tfw when you wake up at 3am, notice she's on the other side of the bed as you, so you pull her in and in her asleep state she realizes what's going on and sighs contentedly without waking up
>tfw I'm a guy with a masculine face and curvy feminine body
>any muscle I try to gain disappears immediately
>tfw you are human mish-mash
Kill me now pls.
>>26263013
You deserve a qt bf senpai, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>26263027
I'm straight tho. How does one even become gay?
>>26262774
>love cock and not gay
>tfw someone dosen'r find me repulsive
>>26263111
Well, nerd gay seems the easiest way, at a certain point anything is better than the loneliness.
Try easing into it by reading manga or something where the boys all look like girls anyway.
>>26263013
Then you just have extremely low test like me, do your best to be qt and find a dom bf.
Or at least that's what I did, I dunno how to help you if you're straight
>>26263208
Sauce on that btw, chicks with dicks are my fetish
>>26263257
Boku Girl.
>chicks with dicksThey start off as a guy who gets mistaken for a girl and then get turned into an actual girl even though they want to be a guy.
>>26263208
>>26263225
Well I suppose I can give it a shot, don't really have a choice anyway.
Tips on becoming qt?
>>26263288that actually makes my boner even harder, thanks anon
>>26263319
All good.
It's not porn if that's what you were hoping for though.
>>26263257
He doesn't have a dick at that point cause he switches gender.
>>26263291
I'm still working on it myself actually. Good luck if your serious though, this is one of the few things I want to live for.
>>26263339
I wish I had a best friend like takeru
I also wish the rest would get translated
>>26262503
what type of intern are you?
>>26263369
I wish I had a best friend..
I'm honestly considering learning Jap just so I can read more of Boku Girl.
>>26263291
Use the guide from /femgen/
http://pastebin.com/NjzPGksR
I don't think you need to go gay but it's up to you, there's a lot of grills who are into guys from boy bands "because they're cute" but maybe they are not your kind, if you want to go homo though, post your femenine body on fag threads on /soc/, really, all that male attention will make you question your sexuality
>>26263339
>not porn
Yet it STILL makes me hard
>>26263402
Holy shit I almost did that. Honestly loved this manga more than I should.
>>26261974
>yfw it secretly had a scat fetish this whole time
>tfw someone unrelated to you actually loves you
>tfw you can trust them
>tfw they hold you while you cry your feels away
>TFW no introverted tomboy gf
>tfw you drunkingly ask a gril if you can kiss her and she says no
>tfw broke up with gf last september
>told her i still cared about her, wanted to be her friend
>still grow distant anyways, since we live an hour away and i'm busy
>she was sexually assaulted last month
>came to me tonight for help because she's been slipping emotionally since then
>people she thought were her friends have been dropping out of her life in her time of need
>talked to her for an hour about her anger and disappointment in herself
>told her that her feelings are normal
>told her that her claims of no longer caring about her own life were not true since she was seeking my help
>told her that she's not weak for seeking my help since she continued to look for help after others had abandoned her
>helped her work up the courage to tell her mother about what happened
>when saying goodnight, told her that i love her so she could go to bed knowing that she was loved
I think I really helped her get through a rough night. Feels good
>tfw watching anime/tv while eating a philly cheese steak and a root beer on the side on a friday/saturday
>>26263683
I almost forgot
>tfw it's also raining outside
>>26263638
I didn't need that feel today anon
>>26263646
i know that feel, i tutored her in linear algebra and talked to her for hours and really connected with her, but she was out of my league. She was real nice though and didn't let my failed advance ruin our friendship.
>Ruined reputation every place I go
>Do impulsive actions that make no sense
>Don't understand social cues
>Repress everything.
>Diagnosed with SEVERE case of ADHD
>On meds
My whole life has been a lie.
Nothing makes me happy senpai
/post
>>26261877
>Take a feel
>anime girl
>mind jumps exclusivly to doing lewd things
>leave a feel
>wat
>oh
>feel thread
>>26263664
Good job on being a good human being.
>tfw you start a new episode of your favourite podcast
No one has texted me in three weeks. Prior to that, only my brother.
>tfw you discover a great new bar or restaurant near your house
>>26263884
thanks for the (You)
I don't know if I'm good, but I felt that everything I said was true and that it was what she needed to hear.
>tfw waking up realizing you don't need to be awake right now and go back to sleep
>>26262761
>they don't ever respond
>tfw you met the perfect woman and she liked you
>tfw you woke up from the dream
>tfw turning 23 soon
>can't use youth as an excuse anymore
>>26264007
This is the best
>>26263342
Sauce on that?
I need something good to end my no fap.
>>26265073
just wait till you're 30. not to invalidate how you're feeling, just that in your early 20s people are often still seen as young and irresponsible.
>tfw the underneath of my foreskin has smelt like kfc for days
>>26265396
i hate to say it, but i now want fried chicken
>>26265412
If you're a girl you can eat my precum.
Oh hell I don't give a shit what you are.
>>26265454
appreciate the offer, anon; but i only eat my own precum (unless you're a qt asian trap)
>bf will be away for almost a month
>don't know what to do with myself since we spend almost 24/7 together
>fell asleep while texting him tonight and he thought i was ignoring him on purpose
>>26265673
lowqualitybait.png
>>26265686
how is that bait dumbo
i got too comfy listening to jazzy tunes
>>26265710
>on /r9k/
>posting about going w/o your bf for a whooolleee month
>spend all my time with him tee-hee
>post a pic of a noose
c'mon, man.
>>26265736
well I'm kinda clingy and those are my feefees
it's pretty new for me desu
>tripping with a lsd tab
>cant get dick hard
>panic
>sleep for more than 20 hours straight
>no boner when finally woke up sober
>no desire to fap
Am i dead
>tfw I shouldn't really be here; I don't want to end up as one as those losers that cries about his life on a Korean finger-painting forum.
>tfw college, boxing, business shit, and so many other things, I neither have the time nor desire for a girl
It's a mixed bag brothers. Go put your lives together.
>>26265900
Honestly, just leave now. I stop in here once every few months and I can feel it like a black hole every time. I'm out after this post.
>that feel when you had to watch the mutually self deprecative and cozy spirited love of your life wither away from cancer
>that feel when your thoughts are as clear as ever and you can find peace in yourself all before the sun rises
>>26265818
you're fine, just some afterglow shit. Wait 1-2 days and you'll be normal
but why would you panic under the trip about it? obviously getting horny is hard as fuck under psychs
>tfw dropout and neet
>tfw can't a get a job and have nothing worth hiring me over someone else
>tfw dreams don't mean shit
>tfw thinking maybe just learning to code but even then I'm probably not good enough to ever make money with it
>tfw want to message asian qts online but boring person with nothing to say and they'll never be interested in me in general
>>26266825
I think I recognize you from the "fucked up epiphanies" thread. Im sorry things are rough for you dude. As long as you realize what youre doing isnt okay by your standards then theres always the possibility of cutting a groove to fit into to sustain yourself. It's never too late when you've got nothing.
