>screen goes black
>see your reflection
>he doesn't browse in the dark
Everyone looks like shit in phone screens though.
Its just how it is
>>26260808
>owning anything that has a reflective surface
>old monitor broke
>replace with a nice new one
>I can see my reflection in it
>brushing teeth in bathroom
>>26260808
>have one of those monitors with a matte screen
>never have to gaze upon my wretched self
>enjoying a movie
>screen fades to black
>mfw seeing my pig nose, big lips, and weak jaw
>Go to barbershop because hair is getting a little long
>forced to look at my own reflection the entire time
>have to look straight forward while I get my cut
>>26261121
>bathroom is seemingly fitted for a kid
>mirror goes up to my collarbone, so I don't have to see my reflection
Never realized how lucky I was for having this privilege.
Also, topkek. Do you have any idea how many ponies you see on google images when you search "i'm ok with this"?
>making out with cute girl
>proceed to bang
>halfway through
>see my reflection in her eye
>pullout and weep
>girl leaves
>someone takes a vid/picture of me
>see my ugly face and mannerisms
>listen to my dorky voice
>mfw i see this thread
>usually only see my reflection with a blank face
>looking in the mirror
>say something to my mom
>realize I look like a retard when I speak
>go out with my group
>think I look good
>prop hair up in a nice looking manner whilst clean, lotioned and shaven face
>few hours later a video is uploaded of his working
>ohgod.jpeg
>my face looks pale and dry
>hair looks messy af
why do i even try family
>put on best clothes
>clean up face and hair
>barely pass mediocrity
