>that sperg kid who stands outside and holds the door open for everybody every morning
>>26258088
that kid who sprinted Naruto style to catch the bus
When I was a student teacher I didn't actually have a key to the building so that kid saved me from being late for waiting at the door.
Thank you door kid.
>>26258088
>that kid who's friendly with everyone but doesnt have any friends.
>>26258088
That kid who crawled up the stairs on all 4's like some kind of fucking animal
>that one girl who slept with everyone
>>26258235
hahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahah
>>26258231
Is that you, robot
>>26258088
>That kid who would always sing on the bus in an attempt to get everyone to sing with him
Fuck off derrick
>>26258231
Fuck, that was me
>>26258335
That sounds insanely cringey
>>26258088
Funny story about that. There was a fat, nerdy kid that was genuinely nice and would open the door for everyone everyday. He would literally stand there for 10 minutes in the morning. I talked to him in comp sci. a couple times and he helped me with my program. He was a serious computer wiz and loved helping people out.
So, when time came for high school senior's election season he decided to run as the school's "web master". Basically ran all tech in school assembly and coded the schools website. You have to do a speech to get elected to this position.
So he goes up to the stage. He starts his speech off well. And then he says something like:
>I will hold the school's technology to a standard. Just as I hold the doors open for you every single morning!
Literally everyone in the audience of ~700 people got up and started clapping and hollering. Everyone knew who this kid was because he's been doing the door shtick for 4 years of high school. The other nerdy kids and tech Chad didn't stand a chance.
He was a good guy, I'm glad it worked out for him. Everyone loved that kid.
>>26258404
I guess even an aspie can have their day in the sun. Good for him.
>>26258404
I hope he had a good life and didn't end up here. He sounds nice.
>>26258088
>someone actually uses your incredibly obscure wojak
Please rename it "ptosis wojak", OP, it needs context
>>26258533
Sorry but I can't, I'm using it as a generic discombobulated wojak
