>Out with normies for a change
>they start talking about dick length
>convo turns to me
>I say my dick is about as long as an iPhone 6 (5 and a half)
>Girl pulls phone out of her pocket and sets it on the table
>All of them start laughing
>They start asking me how it even works
>All the guys say they're at least an inch bigger than that
>One girl says it's not enough
>They don't listen to me insisting it's average
Why did I even bother? I seriously went back to my father's house to get the gun out of his safe and stared at it for 2 hours.
Worst day of my entire life
>>26257297
???
That's the average size, mang.
My dick is like 5 and a half too.
You should've just laughed it off, anon
>>26257297
90% of communication is non verbal.
You probably answered way too seriously or something.
If you can't help but answer seriouslly, then be brutally honest.
>I dunno exactly how big it is. If you guys are so curious, I can take off my pants right now and you can measure it.,
>>26257297
fake it until you make. you done fucked up
>>26257339
That's the source of my frustration. All the girls said that it was small, they said its smaller than they've ever had.
None of them believed me
They weren't niggers or coal burners or anything
Why would you say that? Even if it's average, everyone thinks of iFucks as small phones...
And this kids, is why we don't go out with normies.
>>26257367
That's because they're retarded and the phone is measured diagonally, not on the side, lol
>>26257395
Here you go
Original comment and fuck that robot
>>26257297
They were all joking anon.
You missed it. It is ok though, I understand your frustration.
>>26257491
No they were not. They later tried to give me a serious talk, even one of the girls started messaging me that I should find a girl who doesn't care about stuff like that
>>26257475
My dick is the same length as the iPhone 6 flaccid.
>>26257513
You're missing the normie banter. You should've said your dick was a caterpillar in a joking way. No dude is ever serious about his dick size around women if he's average. Ever.
>>26257513
Well it could be the case that the fucking guys weren't the average, but I doubt it.
Perhaps those bitches only like the BBC.
The guys were lying to impress the girl.
This is normie 101
>>26257640
I don't understand this though.
Wouldn't that backfire if they actually score?
>>26257678
Like the woman can tell the difference and suddenly back out when the dude is already naked. That's not how it works. They'll still get ass, even if they're smaller than you.
>>26257678
in the heat of the moment they're not going to stop them and call them out on it.
They either believe him or tell their girlfriends behind his back
>>26257678
Women have no concept of penis size unless you have a micro dick.
>>26257360
Too late for me now
>>26257766
Or they'll lie, too.
>>26258420
Why would the girls believe them though? They'd know the average size right??
>>26257339
Join the laughter at me? Why? It wasn't teasing, it was sincere bafflement at my dick length
how old are you opie??????????????
blocks blocks and more blockss
>>26257518
>tfw my dick is like 1 or 2 inches flaccid and hard varies but is usually around 6-7 inches
It's pretty cool utility wise and I guess there's no hard(kek) limit on how long my dick can be, but it'd still be pretty embarrassing for a girl to see my little slug.
