Welcome home, wagecuck. Did you enjoy your workday? I know your girlfriend did.
Fuck you fucking nigger. I hope you NEETS die a horrible death. You guys are no better than niggers.
W-w-w-welcome h-h-h-home w-w-ww-wagecuck.
D-d-d-d-d-d-did you e-e-e-enjoy yy-y-your workday.
W-w-w-well c-c-c-c-cya w-w-w-wagecuck, I-i-i-i got a w-w-wall to stare a-a-at.
two posts in and wagekeks are already butt blasted to the absolute maximum.
>work in IT for local school board
>at a middle school this morning
>see two pre-teens kissing in a hallway
>some of the older kids are taller than me
>get mistaken for a student a couple of times
I never should have left my house
Daily reminder that I own more things than you NEETFAFGGOT
>>26255234
t-t-two p-p-posts i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-n
w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w---w-ww-ww--ww-w-ww--w-ww-ww-ww-ww--w-ww--ww---w-wagecucks are b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-buttblasted.
C-c-c-c-cya ww-w-w-w-wagey, I got an anime to w-w-w-watch.
>>26255357
dont you have to get ready for bed?
Just a question.
>>26255395
D-D-D-D-Dont yy-y-y-y-y-you h-h-h-have t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-to g-gg-g-g-g-g-g-get rr-r-r-ready f-f-f-f-for b--b-b-b-b-b-bed.
Mm-m-m-my superior l-l-l-life style lets m-m-m-me stay up t-t-t-til 5am.
>>26255031
>literally depend on either millions of people OR their parents to get money
>calls us wageKEKS
kek
>>26255492
That's actually wrong, its usually the tax payers of the county (assuming they're in america) that is why when NEETs get caught with welfare fraud the court issues something like "NEET vs the county of cucksaville" My older brother was a welfare fraud for 7 years and got found out, he's now serving 25 years in prison.
But in all honestly you just can't win against the system
>Work until you're too old and tired to work
>Be homeless
>Or fake an illness and risk getting tag teamed by jamal and tyrone in prison
Pick your poison.
>>26256214
>Can't beat the system
But the man with le funny frog said THEY beat the system???
> tfw shitty software house master race
> 23k GBP a year
> technical support operative
> only guy in my office
> spent 4 hours a day playing steam games, even while talking with customers
> Turn up in anything I want, one day in the summer I just turned up in shorts and sandals and nobody said shit, wouldn't care if they did
> did I tell you that I spend half the work day playing games? Shit is so cash
> Practice my Chinese while on the job, nobody cares
> Give one sentence answers to tech support questions via email
> Hardly even work at all
> Take a fucking nap in my chair, nobody gives a shit.
> Take unpaid leave, people actually miss me when I'm gone.
> Girlfriend thinks I works hard and blows me extra hard for bringing food to the table
> Food is discount because I hate spending money
That's ok NEETs, my life is pretty fucking sweet.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwnn
*fart*
>>26256416
Well there is one way, but most people of /r9k/ may not like it.
Joke's on you wheatie, I'm alone and hate girls
>wagecucks this mad again
>tfw neet life is over.
>I need to find job
>short memory
>anxiety
>no experience
But how to fuck im gonna find job like this?
I am so fucked up.
tell me your secrets op.
>>26256909
>>short memory
VITAMIN B-12
IT JUST WERKS
>>26255175
>>26255210
>>26255281
>>26255357
>>26255427
>>26255492
>>26255492
>>26256416
There are no ragier wagies than this wagie. This wagie is the ragiest.
You're right, wise NEET. I've always known that you're right. I can't take being a wageslave anymore, but I don't know how to do anything else. I've lost the ability to enjoy my life. What can I do?
>>26256965
Not sure if serious or sarcastic.
Oh wow another wagecuck thread made by someone who will never have a nice vacation or eating at a comfy Chinese place every week
>>26256965
Just quit and go camping.
I think the "NEETs fuck your girlfriend while you're at work" part is my favorite thing about the whole comfy NEET meme.
Women long for the dicks of pale unwashed basement dwellers, it's every woman's fantasy.also it implies my girlfriend doesn't have a job of her own
>>26256563
Wow, NEETFags ignore anything they cant counter. Like life, or responsibility, or money, or pussy,
>>26257035
>Implying she can't make an excuse to not go for a day or two and cuck you
>Implying all NEETs look like the brony of happiness
>>26256958
I am already used some vitamin b-12 pills but i dont see any difference thanks anyway.
>>26257052
>I am the rule and not the exception
