>tfw live in student house
>tfw shared toilet right outside my room, pretty nice
>have to go for a poop
>suddenly housemates start gathering outside the toilet
>they're just talking in the hallway
>chinese delievery at the door
>they don't know who it's for
>they yell around the house trying to figure out whose it it
>"I guess I'll check with anon"
>starts knocking on my door yelling my name
>I stutter from the toilet "i-it's not mine"
>Chinese lady leaves
>They stay in the hallway for another 30 minutes just talking
>I'm sitting on the toilet still, finished ages ago but too scared to leave
>"Hey anon you're taking ages in there teehee"
>Waited until they all left, took almost 45 minutes
>literally in my room crying right now
>public toilets are a big phobia of mine because of stuff like this
Living with 7 girls is hell desu
>Waaaah I love wth grills gibs attention
Fuck off roastie
>shitting while other people are home
U learned your lesson
>>26253388
Fucking fuck them all. Impregnate them and they will be forced to stay with you and the harem.
Fockin do it faggidy faggot, this is your chance to become my hero!!
>>26253429
I'm not a roastie desu
>>26253535
I truly have, it feels horrible
>>26253552
They all have bfs, and one got engaged last week
>>26253840
>They all have bfs, and one got engaged last week
Do I seem like that would bother me?
jesus, I couldn't even read that roastie babble.
have a fucking point to the shit you write.
>>26253388
ya never went away to school based largely on the bathroom situation.
Its fucking gross
>>26253388
it was only weird because you were in there for 45 minutes. Just spray some fabreez and leave the bathroom. Everybody poops, OP
>used to room with a bunch of girls
>they all thought I was weird after one walked in one me sitting on the toilet drinking whiskey, smoking, and playing Smash Bros
The tomato soup incident probably didn't help things.
>>26253970
>it was only weird because you were in there for 45 minutes
Nope it weird cause your sharing a bathroom with more then two people.
Any more then two people per bathroom for more then a couple days and im starting to go crazy.
Lived alone for a few years, i used the upstairs bathroom and forced guests to use the downstairs (which i only cleaned 3 times)
>>26253989
>tomato soup incident
Elaborate pls.
>>26254089
ffs, do it already faggot!
>>26253388
hahaha they know you did a poop Anon. They're probably laughing about it right now. Obviously you taking a shit is so important that it's going to become a frequent topic of conversation for your housemates, when you're not around.
>>26254089
>>26254407
I'm playing a video game I needed time to finish the round.
>late at night, years ago
>almost no food in the house we share
>I'm hungry and drunk and a bit high
>all I can find is fucking tomato soup
>I hate tomato soup
>I yell for twenty minutes about how much of a scam tomato soup is
>tell them that calling tomato soup a meal is like calling watered down beer a cocktail
>tell them that whoever invented tomato soup should be killed
>at least once I said the phrase "hurr durr i took a tomato and squished it and put water in it hurr durr it's a meal hurr durr" in a retard voice
>just wanted some food
>called my mom and gave her the same rant
>>26254500
i feel betrayed for waiting so long.
expected smth like you put your dick in the can.
>>26254549
That would be pretty boring.
