>On computer
>Have to take a piss
>Minimize all windows
>Shut off both monitors
>Turn off wireless mouse
>Back in less than a minute
The only person I live with is my Grandfather, who wouldn't even be able to figure out how to turn the monitors on, but I do this everytime.
See, this is why people use pissbottles. Because closing all my anime shit is too much work.
iktf
live with parents, one time i left some beast porn up on my monitor and my mum saw it
>>26252864
dat paranoia.
I do the samething with my laptop
>>26252888
o shit that's pretty bad. how'd they react??
>>26252946
never brought it up my man
just like all those other horribly embarrassing things that has happened with family members
I clear my history and cookies then run CCleaner when not using my computer.
this is my desktop background and my mom saw it yesterday ;_;
>>26252864
What are you afraid of him seeing?
>he doesnt use piss bottles
>>26252983
At least she knows you're straight. Also all the chemicals people eat that make them reach puberty faster, makes it so that girl could be confused for 17-19
>>26252983
Lexee is so fucking hot, I want to cum on the beauty mark she has on the side of her nose.
>>26252864
I lock the door when I take a shit even though I'm alone, I guess it's the same thing
>>26252983
liking lexi isn't something to be ashamed of, althought she is getting a bit too old now
why not just have a password and put the PC on sleep?
airlock
just lock your screen, problem solved.
>>26253055
This. Anything else is autism.
>gf I staying at my place while I go to work/classes
>turn off computer before I leave
There goes my uptime.
>>26252864
I do the same thing, they don't need to see my pc.
>>26252983
I know that feel, somewhat. I have a lot of wallpapers with fan-arts/photos of women but I am ashamed of it. no clue why. I never show it to people. also every time I watch movie or tv show and someone enters room I stop and hide it.
what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>26253038
My nigga, she is turning 15.
>>26253038
>tfw the cunny that made me like cunny is no longer cunny
Its a confusing time
>>26252864
>have to leave computer, even for a few seconds
>open a new tab in firefox
>minimize all windows
>lock screen
>>26252864
Why don't you just put it on sleep mode and have a password protected account?
>>26252864
Ctrl+t, win+m and I'm ready to go. I do it even there's no one at home.
speaking of paranoia
>bios password
>whole hdd encryption
>os password
>I also encrypt some of my text files
>vpn
>https 4chan
>>26253117
Worried people will judge you for your tastes?
>>26254780
sounds just about right. but what can I do about that?
I am getting to the point where I can do things I like only when I am alone.
>>26253117
I know your pain. I just like my privacy and dont want every nigger that walks in my room to see what im doing
>>26253674
>that level of tinfoil
We are kin.
>>26252864
Windows+L
Thank me later
Just lock your PC.
>ctrl+alt+delete, enter
Set it to lock automatically in 5 minutes in case you forget.
I just lock it.
>Super+l
>>26252864
>he doesn't have a lock on his door
>>26253293
Thanks for the info, anon. My mum always catches me clicking away from shit, so it's good to have shortcut keys, although she might- just did it while typing this, works great. She didn't suspect a thing, thanks anon,
>>26252983
http://yooying.com/lexeesmith
Windows key + "L"
Get in the habit of doing this every time you stand up from your pc.
You're welcome.
>>26257671
You can also just press the Windows Key + L
>>26252864
>leave porn threads open
>leave degenerate threads open
>have P folder on desktop
if you dont want to see this shit dont go looking for it
>>26253674h-how do i do this
im not good with computers
>>26252864
Why don't you lock the screen with a key command you idiot
