Dante Alighieri was the first robot ever to put his thoughts into words, before boards before forums, he did it
Learn from the true master
go out there and read about how he faints every fucking time and he doesn't have the balls to speak to his oneitis
self bump familia
come on faggots
>>26252658
He was the ultimate self insert
>>26252733
Dante's inferno? Patrician taste tbqh
>>26252917
it's not about taste
he was a true beta faggot
He was indeed the first, and perhaps the greatest of all robots. He first met oneitis when they were both children. Then he spent years of his adult life fucking about in the streets of Florence just hoping for a chance encounter. When it finally did happen, the second and last time they would meet, he considered it one of the high points of his entire life.
>>26252658
The anchor of all robots
Yeah but the mayne went down to the deepest bowels of hell with his bro, thats quite an adventure.
What adventures do robots have now? Sitting around fapping to animes?
>>26254195
*ancestor
>>26254221
That was just a bad trip on acid
Back then it was actually considered a flattering form of love to stalk a girl and never talk to her. It was seen as endearing and compassionate that a man would devote his love to a woman that didn't know him
>He had a decoy oneitis so that his true one would never know
Truly a man above his time.
>>26254101
>he considered it one of the high points of his entire life
Can you imagine being his wife and kids?
Imagine being second to some dead bitch whom he never really knew
>>26254274
how times change
>>26254545
>Truly a man above his time.
indeed
>Imagine being second to some dead bitch whom he never really knew
such a ruse master
>>26254221
It was an imaginary trip. non of that shit happened.
i go on adventures to everyday on r9k threads, you don't hear me write a book about it (sad adventures of women hate and depression, nonetheless adventures )
>>26252658
Yeah he was an incredible beta autist who made up tons of fan fiction about a girl he never even said more than like 5 words to in total.
