I don't understand robots, you insisted that your princess was different from the other girls..
IT'S BEST THREAD TIME!! WOOO!!
I'm a relative outsider to r9k, but every time I come here, this image is posted.
Who is this? And why is she pretty much a daily thread?
>>26245406
>why is she crying?
this picture disturbs me more than it should
>>26245406
BUT ANON!! DON'T BE A MISOGYNIST! WOMEN CAN BE ROBOTS TOO!!
>MUH FEMBOTS THO
This is the biggest "I told you so" ever. Feels good to be right.
>>26245477
this is mystery.jpg! she decided to make a career of angering robots for a few years, and now that she's been gone for a while we like to take a moment everyday to remember her legacy and have peaceful discussions about her!!
No one ever thought she was anything but a roastie
>>26245406
that looks so disgustingly stinky and rank
>>26245477
Some tripfag that thought it was a good idea to kick the beehive. I literally don't understand why people do this.
>I'm going to annoy and pester a group of people that are renowned for their short tempers, corrupted morals, and habit of doxxing
>what can possibly go wrong
Literally why.
>>26245503
Being a dedicated namefag and camwhore is about as far from normie as you can get though. Both are signs of severe mental illness and isolation. She COULD be riding chad's cock but instead she did that shit. What the fuck is wrong with her.
There should be a third category for people who could be normies but instead choose the darkest possible path.
>>26245553
There is, it's called a failed normie. That's why we have /soc/ and /adv/.
Idiot.
>>26245406
That cooter looks disgusting.
>>26245406
Never had one so it doesn't apply.
>>26245580
they all do
>>26245553
>She COULD be riding chad's cock but instead she did that shit
There are more than the 3 hours a day where she spends crying on here. In that time she goes to uni, dates with her cuck bf and meeting up with her parents (shocker, she has daddy issues)
>>26245580
COOOTTTERRRR
>>26245406
Ayyyyy divine retribution
That's what tou get for being a trippy attention whore you piece of shit, hope it hurts :)
>>26245517
>people mean everything they say on the internet
>>26245648
>defending a lying whore who cheated on her husband while skyping nudes to retards on 4chan
>>26245406
Ohh mysty i love you so much!! Let's be true robots together
>>26245517
Yet, her vagina is a innie...
>>26245693
Her pussy is puffy and swollen though.
>>26245708
So it's turned on. Therefore even more of an innie, since when a girl is turned on her innier labia is more likely to swell past the outer labia.
>>26245406
nonono i always said she was just a typical roastie who exploited this board for attention. and i criticized others for enabling her. i knew she was just a self conscious cunt who preyed on the loneliness of robots instead of /soc/ because she was probably ugly or thought she was. and how pathetic it was for fags on here to complain about how women are whores and whatnot, yet dropped all that and ate her shit up the second the tripcoding bitch showed up. I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT.
>>26245693
except vaginas are elastic because they're designed to have babies come out of them
>>26245739
No you are fucking stupid. Because her vag is still a innie.
God you guys literally don't know the first thing about women.
WHY
THE
FUCK
DO
ROBOTS
IDOLIZE
ATTENTION
WHORES
>>26245777
Because theyre horny as fuck lmao how new are you
>>26245744
Muscles can tighten but the skin surrounding them stays stretched.
>>26245777
Because this board is so filled with pathetic thirsty imbeciles
>>26245777
They don't, I've hung out with robots in a cam chat room for several years now. We we all /r9k/ posters and thats how we ended up on those chats. Most of the girls don't get orbited in any serious way, they get as much shit as anyone else. It's only /soc/-tier newfags on /r9k/ that take part in the tripfag/camwhore circle jerks.
If you want r9k to be good again, filter all trips, and don't bother posting in any shit threads. Its that simple.
>>26245764
>mystery on full damage control
Why is she crying in that picture anyway?
>>26245793
is wrecked the ultimate appearance after a baby? because i feat what my girl will look like.
>>26245831
>>26245831
Do you really think Mystery would look at vaginas all day long like I do?
>>26245477
Some swedish chad cuck hybrid got butthurt that a tripfag he strung along moved on with a new qt bf, even though he told her she needed to move on. So he leaked pics/vids, and doxx. What do you expect from swedenyes.
The tripfag(mystery.jpg) had a habit of shitting up a lot of threads, especially fembot feels, and always whined about being ugly, etc despite being moderately attractive.
>>26245406
So is there anymore of her? I mean you guys can say what ever you want but her vag and body and face are on point so she really has nothing to be ashamed of.
It's you nerds making fun of her who are the real losers. You don't know how to keep it together enough to have cute girls continue to come here. This is why you can't have nice things. You ruin it, children.
>>26245764
But her legs are closing the lips so she just *looks* innie
>>26245958
Oh sure it just LOOKS like that on the outside once you put your finger in it's like a hot dog down a hallway.
You niggers are fucking stupid.
>>26245930
>new qt bf
Just because he's a submissive cuck doesn't make him cute, cumdumpster.
>>26245988
Left looks like Homer Simpsons' mouth
>>26245958
Just admit you stupid robots are too retarded to keep it together for tight young possibly even virginal slits. That's what really makes you all cucks. You revenge porn her then you make fun of her but secretly you are all crying and fapping with your tears of loneliness. You all should feel ashamed and horrible.
>>26245953
>Working out makes pussy less hairy.
Full blown retard.
>>26245861
I think mystery would do anything and go to great lengths of desperation to get out of this. Especially since it's already proven that she does act out of intense desperation.
>>26246008
Just because you are gay and attracted to manly 12 inch nigger cocks doesn't mean you know what's attractive to women.
>>26246023
>possibly even virginal slits
HAHAAHAHAHA. She's been fucked by some fatass plenty of times during her teenage years, starting at 14.
>>26245840
Because even she knows how pathetic she is.
>>26245953
>>26245988
This sounds like something mystery would say. Not implying anything but still.
>>26246041
>great lengths
Implying robot hasn't always posted about tight slits?
>>26246045
I'm not surprised a female on /r9k/ finds a cuckold who stays with a girl begging for Swedish arsehole to eat out is deemed a keeper. Need someone when Chad stops answering the phone, lol.
>>26246008
He is cute, why are you jealous?
>>26245930
>despite being moderately attractive.
yeah no.
she sort of looks like pupinia
>>26246059
I'm not taking her whore side I'm saying true classic ANONYMOUS knows how to keep the nudes coming. Again though this is why idiots can't have nice things.
>2016
>Literally not knowing when to call a whore a whore.
>>26245406
who is this? and why should i be surprised
>>26246062
Wait.
Did you really just out yourself as a newfag?
>>26246098
You retarded /b/fag she didn't post these, the man she did everything for did.
>>26246098
>wanting nudes from that thing
Why
>>26246128
Are you blind do you not see her pussy?
>>26246118
Of course I read the story. I'm saying that it's retarded to revenge porn a hot girl while he simultaneously claims he didn't want her. It's really obvious he just got cucked by someone better. It literally shows nothing bad about her. Other than the shitty hugbox community of virgins who are going to fap to her claiming she's so disgusting.
So yea she's pretty gross. So where's the rest of the pictures? All I want them for is to look at them with hate and think about how I'd never touch a whore pussy like hers.
Why is Mystery so greasy? I want to see more of her puffy cunt though.
>>26245544
>le edgy /b/ post
dude /r/4chan amirite? lmao
Anyone got the pic of her spreading?
>>26246255
>admitting that you browse reddit
Familia...
>swedenyes mad that he got cucked by a real chad
What does her fat pussy smell like?
>>26246297
>replace swedenyes with "average /r9k/ manbaby" and the sentence will still be factually accurate
Gotta love this board.
>>26245930
You forgot the part where mystery has been married for most of the time she was posting on arcanine and was cheating on him with swede bro AND ivan.
>>26245406
Her face is really cute. I'd honestly fuck that senpai and get really fascinated by her personality too. I remember her posts being pretty interesting. A lot of 'what did she mean by this?'
>>26246285
Honestly Familia....
>>26246345
>Her face is really cute
You have a weird taste, friend.
>>26246340
She said she got divorced years ago. What the fuck?
>>26246369
Wasn't her husband some fat old fuck?
>>26246369
>>26246390
He's not even fat, she's just a huge fucking liar a guy found him in a previous mystery thread.
She's a typical pathologically lying whore.
>>26246390
>>26246253
She has really bad cysts on her face and always has shit loads of cream on for them. She used to start acne threads. All the pictures where she looks half decent are makeup and edited
Husband's email was posted in last thread. He gave proof he was married and said he hasn't been with her since end of october. He wanted to get back with her but didn't know she was a whore until just now.
Won't say anything else about her other than to say she lies about everything and do not trust her
>>26246340
Which is really funny cos all of her posts about him were her complaining that he cucked her all the time and shit
>>26245693
>>26245793
>literally perfect vagina
>Unfuckable
>obvious roasty
>Tight
>>26246800
Isn't she on schizophrenia meds? Maybe she believed her husband was cucking her all the time despite her doing all the cucking in the relationship.
>/r9k/ has shit opinions on women's vaginas
Just fess up and admit you guys are terrified of women. It'll make it easier to switch to just fucking guys since you nitpick them the same way gay dudes do.
>>26246833
we'll never know. husband won't say anymore about her other than confirming she's a liar and we can't trust anything shes ever said.
>>26246931
kill yourself, roastie wh0r3
>>26246931
She's a whore who fucked around on her husband.
>>26246931
that's why the '2/10 wouldnt bang' meme was invented. honestly, just reply to their posts with fedoras because thats what they're acting like.
>>26247107
>defending whores
wew
>>26247074
a lying whore none the less. she claimed he was the only person she'd ever cared for, but cucked him anyway. plus in the archive there's post about her not being able to get over some guy from long before.
also the husband apparently spent a lot of money on her, which she claims makes him bpd?? post 25970222.
so she's a lying whore who cucks men and rinses them for money. typical woman then.
>>26247257
someone should make an infograph consolidating all of this.
>>26245517
>what is sarcasm
dumb fuck
>>26247340
>>26247340
This is what I thought to. The sarcasm is so painfully obvious even over the internet I wonder if this guy is even being serious while being this cringy.
>>26247167
right after i posted that, i read that she was fucking around on her husband, i didn't know that.
i'd take that post back if i could.
>>26246340
I heard she sent the divorce papers off years ago but didn't hear back.
>>26247410
How many husbands and boyfriends has she had? This is just further proof that a girl who looks like she's had a frying pan flatten her face can get MULTIPLE men
ROASTIES
CANNOT
BE
ROBOTS
>>26247424
But her pussy is a innie though.
>>26247449
How can she be a roastie if she's an innie?
>>26247410
husbands email posted in last thread. he sent papers to her in january (u know, last month). he was living w/ her until end of october.
don't understand why anybody still posts about stuff she said other than to point out its all lies.
>>26247472
Will someone please explain how pussy pussy? I think I the whole thing.
>>26247365
You're alright lad.
>>26247449
I'll respond to you seriously just once, there are porn stars with innies.
>>26247525
Labiaplasty. Pic related.
>>26247562
Labiaplasty, reconstruction. Pic related.
>>26247613
These operations should be banned, if someone ever shoses to wear tunnels he should wear the mark of his stupidity for the rest of his life.
>>26247627
nice beard
>original
>>26247627
Same for hymens do you think?
>>26247693
should definitely be illegal. some families still choose brides based on whether they're intact or not. this is such easy fraud.
>>26247410
SHE WAS FUCKING LIVING WITH HIM. God damn.
>>26247724
To be honest most of the cultures where this still happens are those that should be cleansed of the face of the earth with nuclear fire
oh man, I remember when mystery would go on and on about her "tight innie unwrecked pussy"
>>26247810
she got married in 2013, that shit was wrecked a long time ago
