>Anon, I'm pregnant with your child!
>>26245099
that's great news sweety!
by the by, do we have anything needing to be drycleaned? i need to make a run.
>Implying an attractive, scratch that, ANY woman would let me fornicate with them
I don't understand why she's trying to get me to have sex with her again while telling me this
>>26245099
you getting an abortion?
>>26245099
>Pregnant, I'm child with your Anon!
those high socks tho.
*GAAAAASP* I'M GONNA BE A FATHER!!!
![become-alpha-male[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qwNS301.jpg "become-alpha-male[1].jpg")
>oh honey thats beautiful
>*grabs her by the bone cheeks and kisses forhead*
>*tries to hold back tears*
>since when?
Imlying a woman that hot would fugg me
Welp. The IUD must've failed.
LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DISGUSTING ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW I HAVE TO DISINFECT THE COUCH
Bitch that isn't even possible I've never seen you before in my life, get your dirty ass off my couch.
>>26245156
>and they're totally hot!
>>26245199
Welp. The IED must've failed.
>>26245099
She's hot enough to be a keeper.
Congratulations to myself.
>>26245099
> That's great news
>Wake up all alone
>Realize it was just a dream
>Remember how she got away
>Don't even know why
>Remember how empty my life is
>Even if people like me somehow I hate myself
>Probably gonna kill myself before I find someone
>>26245099
GIVE ME YOUR SOCKS
S-sorry I must've walking into the w-wrong house.
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>ywn have a qt pregnant belly gf
>>26245099
>Anon, I'm pregnant with your child!
oh boy i can't wait to pay them child support
>>26245099
INCONCEIVABLE! That would require sexual intercourse!
>>26245183
worst post on r9k ever
>>26245099
Oh shit I'm sorry.
originalo
>>26245359
Of course you will. They're easy to find and are desperate, as the actual father ran out on them the moment he found out she was pregnant.
>>26245099
I thought you were a trap!
>Hey Chad, i belive your gf is pregnant.
