>be based as fuck
>order pizza hut, request beer under special instructions
>knock knock, pizza girl
>exchange money for pizza
>"haha we aren't allowed to bring beer, sorry"
>...oh yea, that was just a joke
>go to eat pizza but think of something...
>delivery girl called to find apartment
>text her "so you coming by for some pizza later"
(idk what exactly it was but ill get on my phone post the screen shots in a sec)
>she responds
>haha want me to bring the beer?
>turns out she can't chill but that night but fast forward a few weeks to last night
>she finally comes over
>hook up a bit, she is weird because I am younger than her
brace for the fuck up..
After she left my place, I accidentally sent her a dic pick because i was memeing around.
It wasn't even my dick and it was on top of some chicks face..
I ordered Pizza tonight and the GM delivered it and called me out...
He said if I don't get future deliveries its because i sent a picture of a cock to his employee
I am looking for new jobs and starting to pack now... any suggestions on where to move?
Back in with your mom
She will handle pizza cuties for you, young man
>>26239505
Bro, why--you know what? Fuck it. Just fuck even asking anymore.
>seinfeld-im-out.gif
i also reeeeeed very hard and called costumer service for having the manager get involved in my shit but I live in a small town so I can't file a complaint without them knowing its me.
I never thought I had autism but now...
Story is fake as fuck. GM would never be caught dead delivering a pizza. Especially not to deal with his employee's drama.
>>26239634
Was about to post a receipt but I guess that doesn't prove much.
It is a small town and I am guessing the order came in while she was on shift and she said something...
the faggot said he was the GM and that my number from the order matched the number his employee mentioned
>>26239634
also i called costumer service because its bs but cant file a complaint in this town with out it being obvious who dun it
Proof inc
The lead in..
>>26239863
>4:44
You dimb fick
>>26239505
what goirl look like pics please
>>26239863
You left the number uncovered
>>26239863
YOU DUMB SHIT
13039498589
>>26239863
Gonna send her a cock pic now
I can not wait for the shitstorm this thread will become
>>26239863
hope she likes nigger dicks =)
>>26239863
calling her now
>>26239863
texting now
Anyone get any responses?
>>26239863
You've done fucked up leaving the number in there.
YOU DUN GOOF'D
>>26239863
>/soc/
>Name's Casidee
>Send dic pics for chat bb
13039498589
holy fuck you are stupid OP, top fucking kek hahaha
keking even harder at the fact you put her number up
OP you fucking git
>mobile users
Is...is this thread real
>>26239817
>>26239863
>>26239505
>tfw personal army request for some bitch who dumped him in bumfuck US
