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What are the best jobs for autistic, anti-social, introverts for robots like us?
Entry-level please.
>tfw you don't qualify for NEET bux and forced to live a wagecuck life
>>26236387
I heard nighttime security is good for robots.
>>26236387
I got a job as a male pornstar and I'm all of the above.
No experience required just have a big dick.
>>26236415
Can robots handle confrontation?
>>26236466
i thrive on it , and i pretend to be a robot, does that count ?
>>26236541
Get out normie
Have you have had to confront someone for real though? Story?
work at the library
>>26236387
Office bitch.
Janitor.
Dishwasher.
Fuck, I miss being a janitor. Easiest job I ever had.
>>26236466
You work at a place where you wouldn't have to.
>>26236605
well some dude made fun of me when i was out on the town and i just stood there and abused him for a good 5 mins till my friend dragged me away, but if your after physical confrontation story, my brother is abusive as fuck to my parents (and was to me for most of my developing years) and is a resident manchild so i threatened him with a knife and engineered it so i got and avo against him, too this day i still cant figure out how it all panned out but it makes me giggle.
>>26236678
Thats what I'm saying, security guards' job is to do with likely confrontation.
Doesn't seem fit for a real robot.
>>26236658
I worked at McDonalds for a while and I hated it for the most part. The fast paced environment where the managers think you are disposable and then the possiblity of you having to work up front with customers terrified me so much to that point I quit early.
I really did enjoy standing in the back doing dishes in sweet, music silence.
>>26236704
You're really there just to babysit inanimate objects. If you're in a good neighborhood you would not have confrontation; my college, for instance, has a few at night who do nothing but just sit around--they never have anything to confront.. Nighttime implies you're there alone, and from the stories I heard on here about typical shifts they play fucking handhelds and shit in the lobby or whatever and do walkabouts periodically, purely by themselves or with a very limited number of co-workers.
>>26236750
I was a dishwasher at a local buffet prior to management moving me into the janitorial staff. Both jobs were pretty cool. No one gave me any shit because I was too damn good at my work.
>>26236658
I want to be a dishwasher, but all the places hiring them are an hr plus away, so I'm stuck with no job.
Security guard been working for 3 months now and I love it so far.
>work as security in an abortion clininc
>my job is to keep the christfag protesters from entering the parking lot and the building
>little to no interpretation with people
>cool uniform and gun to feel like a badass
>the pay isnt great but its above minimum wage at least so thats not bad
>>26236957
meant to say interaction not interpretation
where the fuck do you even find entry level stuff
everything ive seen is looking for 20+ years experience in 5 different things and requires 2 PHDs at minimum
>>26236424
I always wanted to be an avant-garde pornographer. Like that guy from 8mm.
>>26236415
I can approve night security as a robot job. You sit around for a few hours every night, sleep during the day, and have maybe one or two actual interactions per month. Plus you can go and watch anime or esports or whatever the fuck you want during the 90% downtime.
>>26236957
>getting paid with money that was made from killing the babies of Stacey
literally the perfect robot job
>>26237109
holy shit, this anon speaks the truth!
>>26237107
sounds nice
where'd you find your job
>>26237109
and niggers. niggers get the most abortions.
Landscaping. It's tiring as fuck and you have no time for yourself but everyone speaks spanish so they won't bother you too much and if they do you guys will have trouble talking to each other. It's probably more of a /fit/ job because of the physicality involved but socially it's a robot job
>>26237293
>wanting to work hard for shit pay
who do I look like to you a normie?
please dont let this thread be kill, I want it to go on
>>26237783
thread is kill anon
>>26238003
i wish you were kill anon
>>26238347
anon pls no
>>26238401
please anon, more jobs be post
would grave digger be bretty good ?
>>26238460
It sounds spoopy desu
>>26236387
>autistic
>uses the term antisocial wrong
Well meme'd.
>>26238413
I'm looking for jobs too anon
What I've heard so far and will look into:
-Security
-Courier services (UPS, Fedex, etc)
-Warehouse stocking (Walmart for example)
-Factory work
Just curious, where are you located
would hitman be a viable job <=== serious question
Late night IT
>>26236605
I work security at a federal broadcasting company and regularly have to shoe away homeless degenerates.
It's a good robot job though.
I can often find a dressing room to sleep in, or watch tv.
Only problem is that when you're in the midst of a depression, female induced or otherwise, there is nothing to occupy your mind and you're left to dwell on the pain.
>>26236415
Yes familia the night time security job is fucking banging.
I spend 12 hours a night a few times a week just screwing around and I get paid for it.
Totally rebuilt my confidence and people skills.
The big problem is now I've actually got money and a car it's a pain in the ass to do stuff like trying to talk to women on my days off because my sleep is so boned lol.
>>26236466
>confrontation
You're not a bouncer. You're just there to make sure nothing bad happens.
My security job consists of
>make sure things are locked
>turn out the lights that aren't being used
>occasionally check on fridges and freezers to make sure they're working
>pump oil if it's necessary
>if they stop working for whatever reason I call the engineer
>open the gate if a shipment comes in
>help the truck driver move the shipment
>plowing the snow will get you a bonus
80% of time is spent in a room to just watch the gate and do whatever I want to do alone that I don't mind people seeing.
reading/flash games/tv shows/etc. 4chan is a no go
>>26238632
Do you ever get scared?
Truck driver needs minimal training and you spend lots of time alone. If you aren't fat already you're gonna get big.
>>26238611
At least your regular nights.
I'll be pulled back into overnight 12 hour shifts every few weeks and I'm always out of wack.
Best is working 7-7 three days in a row and having four days off.
But I'm 31 and don't drive.
>>26236387
>>26236415
>>26237107
>>26238565
Yes, this. I work in security too, pay is pretty good considering i do jack shit 8 of 9 hours every shift
I work lots of nights and evenings, i hardly ever meet people, i have a lot of freedom in huge office buildings wich is nice in a way i cant explain.
>Only problem is that when you're in the midst of a depression, female induced or otherwise, there is nothing to occupy your mind and you're left to dwell on the pain.
Luckily i dont have issues like these, i hate people, i am too awkward to talk to women so they dont affect me.
>>26238536
Absolutely, if you already have ASPD, relatively high IQ and history of torturing/killing small animals for shit and giggles.
The life expectancy is not great and you'll eventually have to kill children FYI.
OTR truck driver
literally just drive
>>26238716
Drug cartels don't kill children.
>>26238647
Only when something seems to go wrong. Like the freezers not working.
Otherwise I quite like it.
>>26238659
Truck driving is pretty dangerous tho
Bound to get in an accident at some point. Plus driving is fucking boring as hell
>>26238716
daym, unless i'm extremely emotionally invested and committed i don't think i could top an defenseless child : (
>>26238703
Guess I'm a half ass robot.
Got my first girlfriend after a 7 year dry spell but only held onto her for a month.
Shit drives me crazy.
>>26236957
I'm not religious and still think abortion is wrong. Abortion isn't a contraceptive - that's what condoms are for.
Inb4 "what about rape and incest babies." Those only male up a small percentage of abortions.
"Themost common reasonswomen considerabortionare: Birth control (contraceptive) failure. Over half of all women who have anabortionused a contraceptive method during the month they became pregnant. Inability to support or care for a child."Jun 4, 2014
I'd be willing to bet that many of those women lie about their use of contraception. Also, being "unable to support or care for the child" isn't an excuse. They should think of that before they get pregnant
>>26237355
A Mexican. He thinks you look like a Mexican.
>>26238928
>>26238983
>>>/pol/ is athata way
>>26236658
yeah janitor is great.
>work alone 90% of the time
>can just listen to music/podcasts or whatever while working
>night shift
>>26238743
Yeah, the merciful thing is to leave toddlers looking at their parents' head in the business ends of spears.
>>26238703
what kind of training do you need to become a security guard? it sounds like a comfy job? and how old do you need to be to become one?
>>26239256
yeah but then you have to admit to people that youre a janitor
>>26238928
You really want your tax money going to that unwanted child in the form of welfare, futile schooling, legal/prison fees when it inevitably commits a crime, etc.?
>>26239210
hows it hanging reddit?
>>26239692
Also curious about this. Where would you even look for the comfy places?
>>26239718
No he is a "sanitation specialist"
>>26239692
Different in each country i guess.
Over here (europe, NL) it took me 2 years of low tier education after highschool wich was very easy.
Im 28 now, 9 years in security and its still the best decision i made in my shitty life.
I know for sure if i went for something higher with more ambition my social anxiety would have fucked it all up for me and i would have become a neet or worse.
I knew i needed a anti social job to survive and i found it.
>>26239759
So should we just kill everybody who is on welfare?
>>26236415
where the fuck do you get a security job?
>>26239852
im 19 and lost in life (not a school and dont have a job), i was thinking of going to the army for the minimum of 4 years and coming back to become a cop, but is being a cop better than being a security guard? which is best? American btw
>>26239692
Training varies depending on which country you're in. But its going to involve basic customer services, a little bit of legal and some physical stuff but I've never used most of the latter because I don't work club doors.
Jobs are the same as anything, much easier to land something if you know people. Can also be a bit seasonal if you're in a touristy place like me.
Hugely varies depending what's in your area and how far you're willing to commute.
I'm 25 and I'm not the youngest by any stretch.
>>26239786
>Where would you even look for the comfy places?
All security firms have shifts the colleagues with families and children and social lifes dont want. Its not hard to get the "boring" shifts.
Its only hard convincing everybody you prefer to work at night in a dark office building instead of being a doorman at a fancy diner party or something like that all colleagues want
>>26239954
Pretty sure cops need social skills. I dont like talking to people so for me security is best, but i dunno what you are like.
2bh cop in the US seems cool, you basicly get a free pass for violence
>>26240029
"You're basically a legal street fighter, and if anyone disagrees with you, you get to break their knees."
>>26239954
If you can go in the Army, just do it. The benefits and ease of acceptance/job is just too good to pass up.
I would've but asthma is immediate disqual and I can't overcome it.
>>26238632
God damn that's way more than I do. At work right now.
I don't know what a robot job is, but I know what isn't a robot job: accounting.
>Just be an accountant if you're shy, they just sit at a desk all day XD
I fell for it hook, line and sinker. I became one and it was the worst job I ever had. Phone was consistently ringing off the hook, I had to collaborate with my team consistently, I had to be in meetings with higher ups consistently, I had to answer questions from retards in different departments consistently.
>>26240154
Salary is good though, right
>>26240154
I feel bad for you anon
What do you do now?
>>26236387
Historian.
>>26236387
>tfw you will never have a comfy white collar office job in a cramped cubicle
>>26238460
I wouldn't mind that actually
>peaceful environment
>no customer interaction
>get tone from digging graves all day
>>26236387
did you get the required medical proof of your autism?
>>26238928
I support abortion soley for the reason that I fucking hate kids, I wish abortion was mandatory.
>>26239954
>>26240029
Yeah, obviously being a security guard is better for robots. Cops are some of the biggest chads.
>>26236387
I have always been interested in really disgusting jobs like cleaning up murder scenes or scraping of brains of trains from suicide people.
Not that i would enjoy it, but i just assume it pays really good and i just dont give a fuck what im touching if the money is good.
No idea how to find a job like that tho
>>26240375
You usually get that sort of thing through nepotism.
Is warehouse good? Tho you might have to deal with banter
Nigger breeder
I make about 3-4k a month from auctions
>>26240970
>Tho you might have to deal with banter
Never dealt with that here as a temp in the US. Which was all my warehouse jobs.
Work is pretty much constant, not much time to work in general.
>>26241035
Being a cuck isn't a job anon.
Become a provider and work 2-4 hours a day.
Looking at job postings, see "cleaning technician $8/hr". I thought that was just a meme...
working over night security right now
I think someone literally ditched their grandma in my lobby though. she's been sitting here for 10 minutes so far
>>26236632
This. Easy as hell, little interaction.
At work at mcd right now
>>26241967
Do they have high turnover rate though? I don't think I've ever seen postings for libraries unless they're for experienced positions/ones that need a relevant degree or something
>>26242010
I have no idea, I graduated college and got a job at my high school's library, I have no idea about how the world works.
>>26242041
What did you graduate in?
>>26242065
Math.
original originality
>>26242095
4 years?
just as original, bye da whey
>>26236387
If you don't give a fuck, just work in a funeral house. The pay is pretty decent for a hearse driver.
>>26242145
Yep.
I don't even like math that much, it was just the easier choice.
What's a decent job for afembot?
I'm a NEET with social anxiety and getting pressure from my mom to get a job or something, but I hate going outside
>>26242162
What were your other choices? After a year I think I'd go crazy, 4 years of str8 nothing but math sounds awful. But hey, at least you've got a job.
>>26242229
camwhoring, selling panties
Substitute teaching.
You basically make your own schedule. Paid by the day. Never have to be in the same place twice if you don't want to. I'm paid to babysit kids, which at the high school level means sitting at a desk reading books and browsing 4chan on my phone after I pass out whatever worksheet their teacher left for the kids to complete. That is it. At first I was worried about the idea of dealing with kids, but most high schoolers are so busy on their phones that even if they don't do their assignments, you never have to worry about them killing each other unless you live in Detroit or something.
It's seriously comfy as fuck. Last week I got paid to watch Gundam.
>>26242239
>other choices
Literally anything else? I don't like anything, but I'm good at math, so I chose math. College was... eh, at least it was challenging.
A lead burner. After the first two years of hazing you're basically set for the anti-social life.
>>26242266
>social anxiety
>camwhoring
I wish I qualified for a comfy nighttime security job.
>>26242314
I've seen plenty of awkward ass women hiding their faces camwhoring, and you can always start selling clips too. admin assistant would be easiest if you didn't have to do calls and shit
>>26238733
Do you need a special license?
>>26239954
>robot cop
>cant handle confrontation, magdumps into people pulled over for speeding tickets because he spergs out
Infact, i would like this. It sounds funny.
If you're not a lardass/weakling I'd recommend a traffic controllers ticket.
You fucking stand for 8 hours at a time holding a sign that says "SLOW" or "STOP" for at least $28/h. Even more if you do night works, more like $35/h
tfw aussie robot
>>26240244
This
Why do people hate it so much?
I'd love to have a comfy mundane job where there isn't enough to do, just try and take every assignment as a test for how quickly and well I could do it- and in freetime at the office I'd teach myself italian and attempt to flirt with the office half-stacy
>>26242674
> $50k+ per year for literally standing around
Sure, buddy.
Therapy is quite comfy of a profession tbqh familia
>>26236415
What sort of experience do you need for that?
>>26242272
Literally the dumbest reply in this thread.
Don't listen to this anon. Kids, especially high school, are the biggest hassle.
>>26238928
There's always that one faggot that has to make a political shitstorm just for attention.
Fuck you, no one cares
>>26238928
First, this: >>26239759
Then:
>They should think of that before they get pregnant
Yeah but they don't, and retards like that will always be around so it's better to give them the option to abort during pregnancy:
- in the miraculous event horribly trashy habits (drinking, smoking, eating shit) and bad genetics don't rob the future kid of any chance, he still would face impossible odds with the kind of people we're talking about (no money management, no education, can't care for the kids etc) or with the social services they might end up in.
- it saves society as a whole a fuckton of money in the long run: useless education costs for people who are already a lost cause, drug fighting, crime fighting, health care etc.
- also protection fails sometimes, not often but it does happen and everyone should be able to decide what to do with their bodies and have access to health care for it, which includes abortion.
>>26236387
Production/Manufacturing
>>26238928
There is literally nothing wrong with less ghetto white trash and nigger babies
reclusive music producer
it's what I do. without getting paid
>>26242272
This is an awful suggestion.
Teaching those bastards ruined my confidence and drove me to the depths of despair
I work in a warehouse. If you don't mind manual labor it isn't too bad. You usually get the run down at the start of the day and then do your thing for the rest of it. Sometimes you have to interact with co-workers but it beats interacting with random customers.
Eventually I got to operate some of the other machinery so it can be fun.
>>26236387
If you have a Cumberland Farms near you I highly recommend checking it out. Some of them are pretty nice. Pay's decent and I spend most of my shift talking about anime or video games with a failed normie and genuine robot. Each of them has about a B+ taste.
>>26242239
You don't do classes related to your major the entire time you go to college, they force you to take a lot of extracurricular classes to keep you "well rounded." It's the reason I dropped out and I was a Chemistry major. Hated having to interact with normal people.
>>26236387
Software engineering is good. You can work from home whenever you want, and you rarely have to talk to anyone. Just sit at your computer mashing away at code.
>tfw your 19 working security and play pokemon/monster hunter for 12 hours.
Entry-level jobs, I worked them all
>Retail
Avoid at all costs, too much human contact, you will forced to stay on your feet throughout the whole shift and do something retarded even if there're no customes
>Security/Guard
God tier if its nightshift, shit-tier if its day time, your boss will get really butthurt if you aren't acting like SWAT operative and sizing up every person passing by. Also depending on your country, you might need to pass some exams and qualifications. Also, manlets don't get hired, womanlets do though, for some reason.
>Warehouse
Usually a chill job if you stack more and unload trucks less. Unloading trucks will fuck your back, it sure did mine.
Again, go for nightshifts for maximum chill
>Call-centre operator
STEER-FUCKING-CLEAR. Job is pure human contact at high speed, and usually with the most retarded people possible. Your ears will be clanging and your mind will be full of fuck. Better unload the trucks.
>Courier
Okay-tier, you get to be alone all day long, and not rot in a shitty office. On the downside it usually pays like shit and your parents will consider you a failure at life
>Data Entry operator
Very draining but eventually gets bearable once you get good enough to do that shit on auto-pilot. Very dependant on your boss, if he's a bro he'll allow you to listen music/audiobooks and sip coffee, but 99% of bosses are cunts so don't get your hopes up
>Hotel service
About the same as retail minus shelf-stacking. You get paid slightly more, high standards of appearance though so make sure to groom your disgusting self before the interview
>>26242807
I wish he was exaggerating, they earn similar to what I currently earn in the military.
>>26236387
here's the thing, if you get a job that requires no social interaction you will end up hating it really quick. stop being a pussy
>>26247143
I find that really fucking hard to believe.
>>26247100
Can confirm that retail is the worst experience I ever had. Not even the "thrill" of upping your items-per-minute helped at all.
I work IT for a small company, it's my first job so I guess it counts as entry level? I'm by myself in a basement, barely ever talk to anyone and can do whatever I want on the computer all day and people just assume I'm working my ass off when really I'm playing wow or watching netflix.
>>26238460
only alcoholics work there tbqh, also you dont get paid shit
>>26242275
i very much doubt that you don't like anything
>>26236387
Working at a crematorium.
Some anon said he got offered a job doing it and he said it paid over 30/hr
Also you can fuck dead stacies if that's your thing.
>>26247100
>Data Entry
What was that like? This is the only type of job on that list that you can pretty much just walk in and get an interview as opposed to the other options where you would have to call in and apply which pretty much automatically bars me from entry.
>>26237270
I'd say mexicans do it more, but every /r9k/ thread needs the 'ol muh niggers post.
>tfw work at home freelancer
>don't even have to leave my room during weekdays
>my only interaction with my employer is a skype text chat once every two weeks
>decent money
i should feel really grateful for the comfyness of my professional life, 2bh
>>26247268
HOW DO I GET INTO IT.
Everytime you IT fucks post it sounds like the promised land. I know two people that are also in IT and they more or less just fuck around all day as well.
Please respond.
>>26247334
>Also you can fuck dead stacies if that's your thing.
That's not illegal or anything? Couldn't you get fired or something?
>Been neet for 4 years
>Now opened a bar with my family
It's honestly boring as fuck, it's easy as shit and outside of a specific time there's nothing to do 9 hours on 12, at the end of the month I'll just buy a laptop and play vidya.
>>26247474
>HOW DO I GET INTO IT.
I think you have to know someone to get it.
>>26247474
well I got the job through my uncle so I guess you got to have connections?
>>26247503
>>26247512
Goddamit, one's on the other side of the country and the other I don't talk to.
Fuck me.
all jobs require good social connection
even if you work with just your boss he gotta like you, otherwise he is just gonna find someone else that he likes
yes people are that stupid but there are plenty of shit you can do from home just do instead of contemplating
I think i'm one of the very few robots who can safely say that i don't need to work, as i have a 2mln trust fund which gives me 80k of interests each year.
6k each month, basically.
>then why are you there
Money doesn't make you happy.
Sure, you can buy everything and live in a mansion.
But the void beckons.
Believe me.
>>26240154
shit in going into it, 3rd year. with stellar grades probably auditing.
>>26247533
like what? I don't have any skills
>>26247558
im on trustfund too,deposited 10k 2 years ago and never looked in,but my dad is taking care of it
i probably should ask what is going on
>>26247558
Fuck off, I'd rather be wealthy and sad than poor and sad.
>>26247580
graphics design,3d modeling,animation,concept art,retailer,stocks,craftsman,carpeting,pro burglar,web development etc etc.
most of these aren't even enough to get by your own they are usually things that grow over time until you can do them full time
>>26247620
I feel like these are all pretty much impossible to find work in without help
pianist
just play comfy tunes for restaurants and hotels in LONDON
>>26247474
>HOW DO I GET INTO IT
Study at a school specialised for IT.
Or you can always learn from home, get a couple of courses done and be a really great programmer. But don't think it's easy. Just because you can code a simple C calculator or some shit doesn't mean anything. You need to spend 1000+ hours programming, then after you are finally hired you can fuck around however you want.
Source: Studied IT and working in the IT division for a logistics company.
>>26247649
You might as well say give up
>>26247609
No, anon, no.
You have no idea.
A golden palace filled to the brim with all the lavish objects and amusements a man can dream of is shallow and cold.
You start to realize it.
Expensive, extremely tasty foods turn to ash in your mouth.
Godlike drinks, wines and gold-sprinkled-water doesn't seem to end your thirst.
And every little joy that you have becomes meaningless, pointless.
There is nothing, but the cold abyss.
>>26247672
I'm content with my current life. If I could add assured financial stability to it I'd be happy as fuck. Your life lacks a lot of problems that loom over peoples heads for their entire lives.
>>26247752
Yet i'm nothing but expensive clothes and a pair of shoes.
You want my money? i'll send you 30k of savings if you want.
>>26247768
I'd want the shit outta that, but this is 4chan, no way in hell I'd put personal info on here.
Software developer or graphic designer
>>26247792
Very well, i will continue to slumber in my depression until i will eventually kill myself.
Take care of your "happy" life anon.
>>26247558
>80k of interest
Want to be a senpai and give me $24k/year? That's the bare minimum I need to rent a house for a year.
In fact, USD to AUD that's only like $17k for you.
>>26247647
>not having performance anxiety
not a robot
How hard is it to get a custodian job?
>my parents are starting to get even more angry everyday
>taking all my shit away
>threatening to sell all of my stuff
>demanding $500/mo even though they know damn well that I can't pay it at all
>calling the cops to "find a program to put me in"
>threatening to put me into therapy
>880 dollars to my name
What the fuck do I do?
>>26247672
sounds like someone just saw Citizen Kane
>>26247849
>500$/month in rent to your parents
that sounds really unfair unless your 25+
>>26247849
Your parents are shit.
>>26247819
Kill yourself
ococ
>>26247512
and what do you need to know to do the job?
>>26236415
This for sure. In addition
>UPS/Fedex
>Janitor
>Overnight stocking/backroom retail
>>26236632
>>26242010
You will 100% have to be related to someone to have a chance in a library. There's a reason you never see postings. No one wants to leave an easy, quiet job.
>>26247768
Give them to me then
>>26247894
i pay my parents medical bills and they let me stay
however im 25
>>26247907
Don't worry senpai, at least I don't lie on the internet about having 2 melons and 80 interests.
>>26247878
22
They are just really pissed off at me for continuing to do nothing and not going anywhere
The problem is I have no car, no money to get one, no experience to get the damn job and even if I did I really don't know if I could afford to live on my own let alone take care of myself.
>>26247921
>i pay my parents medical bills and they let me stay
How much are their bills?
>>26247909
literally it's just know windows well enough to reset a password or update java over a telephone call, I have a few certificates but everything I need to know for the job I learned when I was like 8 playing around with computers. If you have ever run your own game server and can troubleshoot most common computer issues or google the ones you can't then you are golden.
>>26247806
I'll post personal stuff online. Are you really giving away 30k? That would take care of me for quite a while, struggling to find work here...
>>26247934
No you just beg like a sad pathetic loser
>>26247948
what the hell then? I have a freaking computer engineering degree and I cant get an IT job.
>>26247979
>sad pathetic loser
>on /r9k/
What's the implication here?
>>26247768
Would also take it gladly
>>26247947
like 1k every few months
its not much for me since i barely spend any money i get
>>26239771
>le disagreeing opinions is reddit meem
you really are a robot - your response is pretty much automated
>>26247416
No statistically niggers get more abortions than any race, if you work in abortion you are basically Ben Garrison
>>26236957
I know in my state at least you have to get a certification to be a security guard that carries a gun,
now how hard is it to pass the exam for that?
>>26239210
considering how a disproportionate amount of abortions are done for minorities (to the point of some calling abortion black genocide), shouldn't /pol/ be for abortion?
>>26248537
The ones that aren't cucked by Christiajewnity are.
There is security guards at the retail job I work at, pretty much they are only there so shoplifters might just go to an easier store instead and to make people feel better about shopping late at night.
In all reality they can't do a fucking thing, and their job is to pretty much just dial 911.
Anyways I just stock shelves and it's a pretty robot job. Other than dumb customers asking where stuff is, which is easy to fake smile and go through, I pretty much interact with noone.
>>26248604
>In all reality they can't do a fucking thing
my friend who has worked security told me once they leave the store property its completely out of their hands.
>>26248537
>/pol/
>logic
lmao
>>26247091
Goals tbqh
>>26236387
>yfw they would have been forgiven if they were a couple of Chads
>but because they are ugly Jews the hate will persist and they will be made fun of eternally
>>26248627
depends on your country's law and company policy
in convict island you are technically allowed to make a citizens arrest and use reasonable force to make sure they remain while police come asap but most companies don't want you taking the risk.
>>26236466
If you get into a confrontation as a security guard you've done something horribly wrong.
>>26248896
>convict island
that a colloquialism for Australia or is there really a island called that?
>at a bakery for a job interview
>it was supposed to be at 12
>I've been waiting at a table for the manager for over 20 minutes
JUST
>>26249461
>20 minutes
not that bad ive waited 2 hours for a job that in the end they didn't give to me.
>>26248963
well I dunno anon, I dunno
you may be right on both counts
>>26236387
Trust me, NEETbux suck. More I calculate it, the more I realize I won't be able to survive after my mother dies. Like, I could survive, just not with the Internet.. which isn't really surviving. Unless I do a little manoeuvre fasting and some produce growing. Guess it's better than getting cucked by a Jew.
>>26249461
>they had someone else before me
>they have to make a phone call before the interview
>the person I'm siting near is another person that's supposed to be getting interviewed and they got there before me
FUCK
>>26249490
I have work at 2 and it took almost 40 minutes for me to drive to this place
If you can find a sweet office job with 0 customer client service and just mostly emails and data entry with the occasional out call, thats the best.
I had a job like this for 8 months but they let me go in the end because I was no longer needed.
>>26236387
Electrical or software engineer. 90% of your coworkers are foreigners who only talk to people of their own ethnicity. 90% of communication is done via email so you don't have to know how to talk to people. And the money is good. All you have to be is smart.
You will never get a job, just give up
Has anyone ever been in admin for central government? I want a job at a computer so I don't have to think and can come home and do what I want.
>>26247310
Hey this thread is still up.
>2016
>not shitposting from work
Well, it is true I would like to have my own sports talk radio show, but that's not gonna happen for any number of reasons.
Paper boy is good. Driving around alone at night listenning to music while doing very simple work fits great for robots.
Firewatch.
Firewatches sit around at construction sites making sure welders don't catch stuff on fire. All they do is sign papers and look at stuff. They are usually employed by contractors, and get paid around $10- $15, or more if they're with a union. The training only takes a few days, and the required equipment is only a fire extinguisher, an air horn, a safety vest.
>>26250117
lmaooo why? i cant imagine that being something impossilble, btw if you're gonna do a radio talk show make sure you film it and put it on youtube
>>26236387
EZ to answer OP.
I have alot of friends who are cyborgs or robots.
Some of the jobs they have are:
>Truck driving (1A here in canada)
>Electrician
>Welder
>Heavy equipment operator
>Duct cleaning/Snow removal
>Pipefitting
Electricians, welders, and pipefitting still have to deal with people, but alot less than some jobs.
And it's not about being social, it's about being competent. As long as you're halfway decent at your job and don't make work for other people you won't have to worry about people thinking you're weird.
People are more concerned with getting things started and finished.
>>26250703
Electricians work in pairs or in groups typically as are wielders, but this is mostly applies to some big industries, don't know about private and smaller ones.
>>26250203
Isn't that only like 2-3 hundred a month though?
Sounds comfy
>>26236387
>Overnight stock at a grocery store.
Minimal interaction, usually let you listen to music the entire shift, occasionally might have to do a self check out overwatch position for a day.
>Data entry
Sit at a computer all day and type away information into a graphing program.
>Warehouse Stocking
I worked at amazon for this and it pays 17.50 hourly. Barely run into people, and its pretty remedial and easy to do. Issue is that you need to be able to lift 50 pounds and sometimes traverse stair cases with that weight, its 40 hours mandatory with overtime if they want you to, and you need to go through all this security point check ups to enter the warehouse and validate yourself.
>Self employement
My current career. You don't have to fuck with people you don't want to, and theres a million ways to go about marketing yourself. You pick your hours, never have to fuck with anybody, and get all the free-time in the world if you want it. Take a basic skill or hobby and see if you can flip it into a product/service. The only downside is starting out because of legal fees to copyright/patent/trademark your works.
>>26250746
A small group is absolutely manageable for introverts, though.
Working in a pair especially.
The welding IS more of a team effort, it would be more of a cyborg or normie job, but also manageable if you have even a whisper of social skills.
>>26250797
>worked at amazon
Please explain how and where you got your job
Strangely Amazon warehouse is my dream job. Being able to do relatively easy work at a company I really like sounds great.
Where did you find there was a vacancy? Where did you apply? Did you have "previous" experience that they were looking for?
>>26250928
I applied online, just walked in when they called me back to confirm my application being eligible, and did the interview since they don't do scheduled appointments. NJ has a amazon warehouse in Robbinsville, infact, every state should at-least have three spread out. Just a matter of where.
The walking can be tedious, fair warning. They had a quota for 10 miles a day early at my time there, but, they fucked off with it after awhile.
I found out and applied over snagajob. My only certifications was that I had a highschool diploma. They like people under 30 working there.
Its super easy to apply for and land.
>>26250597
I'm not brave enough to get in front of a camera, not all of us can be reviewbrah.
>>26251071
Thanks anon mah nigga
