>find tendies
>microwave them
>start eating tendies to find somthing wrong
>look at box to find it has no meat
>ask mummy for real tendies
>she says she gone vegan
>wait till later
>shit and piss on all the vegtables
>mummy wakes up to shit veggies
>make her go get tendies
>she comes back with real tendies
i worked hard for my GBP
>>26235826
Deep fried tendies are much better
My mommy makes them extra moist too by adding just a little water to the oil while cooking.
>>26236205
mummy won't give me real tendies and the tendies taste terrible
Moare stories about tendies.
>>26235826
5 good boy points? Are you fucking serious? MA here, at least 9-11 GBP/Tendie. These regional price differences are starting to fucking piss me off. I work hard for my GBP. Am I not entitled to the same buying power as my fellow good boys?
>>26237841
> want tendies
> am denied tendies
> domestic abuse
> recieve tendies
>>26235826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbvXwJU6BbE
TENDIES ARE THE ONLY FOOD THAT PUTS ME IN THE NAPPING MOOD
>>26236205
lol ur mom is stupid and u will die in a fire
>Be in my bed after crashing from a LoL binge
>Shitstained undies starting to stink up a storm
>Sweat coagulating in a thick, gel layer on my skin, literal crumbs falling out of my two inch neck stubble
>I guess it's time for my monthly shower
>Waddle down to my shower
>3 am, lights all off. Use my 2DS as a flesh light
>Get to shower, clean as a whistle since mummy uses it too
>Shower, cleaning the dingle berries and solidified shit from my asscrack
>Touching my sphincter causes me to shit
>A huge amount of fecal matter comes flying out of my ass, cum from the anal stimulation
>Leave shower immediately, still dripping wet (that way I get EXTRA clean)
>No more poo poo inside of me means it's time for a third dinner
>Take chicken from fridge and bread them
>Put a few shots of fireball in the egg for the breading
>The uncooked tendies are wet and slimy like my turds, get grossed out and puke on the floor
>Heat up oil on the stove in a pot
>Rapidly boiling oil
>>26236205
>Mommy always adds water to the oil to make the tendies more moist
>Add an entire cup of water to the rapidly boiling oil
>Steam and insanely hot oil explode onto my face
>Fall to the ground as the oils heat peels and blisters the skin off my face
>6 AM Comes by, mommy comes downstairs to get ready for work
>Finds me, my shit still in the shower, my vomit on the floor, and my horribly burnt oil on the stove
>Claims it was a miracle the house didn't burn down
>Brings me to hospital
>Tendies for lunch at hospital while my burn wounds are treated
>mfw
>>26239494
>Tendies?
>No
>Tendies!
>Yes
>>26239747
Finally, a use for minimalist art
goo goo gaa gaa!
I made a poopie in my daipie! Clean me mummy ehehehehe
yaaaaaaaaaay! Tendie time! I love nummy nummy tendies!
GIMME MY APPLE JUICE AND MY TENDIES NOW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>26239686
How is that your face when you burnt it off? Shouldn't it be all red?
>>26239867
let me guess, diaper guy?
>>26235826
You guys should just spend some gbp on a bitch summoning stick, that way you won't have to stop making poopies when mommy isn't nearby and you won't waste precious energy on a REEE call.
>>26239957
Why buy one when you can just borrow a rolling pin or a shovel? Also, it gives you something to beat the normies with.
