Hey uncle anon, my parents arent home yet so we can just wait for them
>"Uncle anon, why aren't you married?"
>"Mom says that people who are in love get married, does that mean no one loves you?"
what the fuck is with you guys and these fabricated fantasies, they will never happen and jerking it over a bit of text is not going to improve your shitty life.
>>26235935
That was pretty good. The whole scenario played out in my head real-time, and I really felt. Do I pay you, or the receptionist on my way out?
>>26236129
Oh ok, I thought shitposting would make the government airdrop me a gf
stupid bitch, nobody thinks it does
>>26236129
yeah kind of odd considering we're on a Persian rug fanatics blog.
>>26235935
I genuinely felt that hurt me
>>26236129
I'm not here to jerk it. Playing out an eventual future in my head help prepare for when it happens.
But it's gonna be an hero at 30 anyway
>>26236129
ok
nt an original copy
>>26235623
If my brother fuck future daughter like he says all the time, i swear to god i will fucking murder him. He has "jokingly" said multiple times that sometime in the future he will fuck my wife and my daughter in a threesome while im on work. You can tell by his shit eating grin that he might try to do it too.
>>26236620
Post his pic
Not an official confirmation from the
>>26236620
That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to your brother.
You should break his kneecaps with a tire iron.
>>26236620
You have the coolest brother ever, Anon. Takes some serious gall to joke like that.
>>26235935
>do you love your uncle?
>well, I love you too
>want to play something?
>>26235623
Yeah, sit there, watch the tv and don't bother me.
>>26235623
w-why dont you have any chairs in your room?
>oh just come sit on the bed
>>26236620
You should "jokingly" say that you'll tie him up and torture him to death if that happens.
Let's play a game where you put your feet on my face and see how long until I give up.
>>26235935
I'm probably going to hear this three times over in the next ten years. So that'll be fun.
>Thanks for the cake Uncle Anon! I love it! Want to play with me sometime? I won't laugh if you feed~
>>26240313
>I won't laugh if you feed~
I REQUIRE NUTRIENTS
I MUST FEED
>>26240313
This is a fighting game house young lady, go back to practising your 720 supers or there's no ice cream with that cake.
Why are the best things in life illegal? not saying I could get with her if it were legal but still, teens are so fucking hot.
>>26236620
Wow....your brother is fucked in the head to even say that to you.
Gary Glitter got shit tons of young girls like that lusting over him and even having full on school girl crushes over him and here we are less or at least as ugly as him not getting shit.
>>26236129
It's just conversation for the sake of our amusement you dumb stupid faggot. Get out reddit
>>26236129
>everything is done to improve your life
shut the fuck up bitch
>>26240691
I would kill a man if I could trade looks with Gary Glitter.
Just trade for what his fame and money used to be like. The only reason he got laid with young girls was just because he was a frontman...My dad can confirm that mentality of females. You can thank ol'Jim boy for getting him laid. Guess he wasn't that bad of a guy after all aye?
>>26240859
>>26240997
Sorry I forgot to link you in the reply previously
>>26240997
I'd also like to have his looks, they're an improvement on mine.
>ywn gently stroke her hair while she falls asleep and explain to her why all women are whores
>tfw already teaching my young nephew that women are all vile manipulative whores
>implying my sister lets me be alone with her kids
>>26236129
What the fuck is it with you and getting mad at these fantasies? Does that make you any less bitter or something?
>awkward conversation until I want to kill myself
