What's the creepiest/most perverted thing you've ever done robots?
I buried my head in my gf's bosom and slobbered all over her tits and nipples
It was pretty perverted not gonna lie.
Probably steal and sniff a lot of panties.
Also creep shots
I go to this dentist who's very short and young looking, seriously thought she was 15 first time I saw her. When she's working I lick her fingers and play it off as accidental.
have 400 images of a girl i talked to only once and now lives five states away
>>26233954
How many times can you get away with that without her catching on?
>>26233954
>When she's working I lick her fingers and play it off as accidental.
Seriously anon? You weirdo.
I went to a legit massage place, and the first time I saw this bigger chick, I thought she was kinda cute.
She was doing my arms and i reached out and hit her boob and played it off as having a spasm
>>26233954
Licking her gloved fingers? Ew anon unless she doesn't it without them which means you're a fucking third worlder
I've done shit so shameful I can't even bring myself to post it here
idk if this counts or not but When I was 9 years old, me and my neighbor who was 11 at the time would go behind his house, and we'd kiss and stuff, I didn't know what I was doing so I eventually sucked him off and swallowed his cum. then when I was 13 and he was 15 We 69'd and I threw up because his dick went so far down my throat.
>>26233852
>gf
get out REEEEE
When I was about 12~ a neighbor of mine had chickenpox and since he had to stay indoors so he wouldn't spread it other kids and I already had chickenpox so I took my playstation to his home to play with him. We would play single player games and whenever it was his turn to play I would stealthy go to his (single) mom's room, find some used underwear and start licking them. Not my highest point.
I also once when I was about 14~15 I lend a pair of sneakers to my cousin in exchange for her to let me touch her (over clothes) pussy.
>be 13 year old
>grief and sexual confusion brewing in my mind
>about to go to bed one night when I find a pair of my dad's boxers on top of the hamper in the bathroom
>pick up the boxers and find a little crusty spot of cum
>lick it
>put it back down and go straight to bed, disgusted with myself
I saw a brown stain on a girl's leg, and so I promptly licked my finger and tried rubbing it off.
It was a birth mark.
>>26234194
Haha
>when i was like 8 or 9 my friends mom was babysitting this kid
>he was about four years younger than me.
>well one day i decided to put my balls on his face when he was sleeping.
P2
>i used to have sex with one of my friends in like the 4th grade we would fuck each other in the ass and watch porn together. I was a fucked up kid
I am going to try creepshooting a school mate of mine who dresses like a slut and i am kind of oneitis'ing up for.
God i can already picture the video of her butt going up the stairs in my mind
>>26234186
You absolute weapon
Threesome with a girl and my twin sister.
>16
>at a friends house
>randomly decide to browse porn while he was on his computer
>eventually this leads to him clearly getting turned on
>he turns it off and we go watch tv
>he puts his arms around me and does some awkward breathing thing
>eventually grabs my dick and i do the same
>after like 3 minutes of this he tells me to suck it
>end up doing it but he doesn't cum
>tells me it's my turn
>get nervous and say i have to use the bathroom
>go into his bathroom and jack off
>next tell he tells me his dad grounded him because he forgot to clear the browser history
>>26233860
>Probably steal and sniff a lot of panties.
how the fuck are you stealing panties?
>>26234462
By pocketing the dirty panties, duh?
One time this girl was sleeping in my bed with me and during the night she cuddled up to me. So I pressed my dick against her butt. Was so nervous I couldn't even get slightly hard.
Was depressing knowing if I got an erection my dick would've literally been pressing up against her pussy.
This is the only somewhat sexual thing I've done
>>26233982
Oh yeah? Prove it
I once said hi to a girl
WITHOUT CONSENT
>>26235607
You want me to post a pic or a pic of the folder
faped to my brother faping, from the shadows
i think it made me gay
>>26235634
A pic of the folder would suffice
In highschool I sat in front of this girl that wore mary janes and pantyhose and skirts basically everyday. I had a fetish for that stuff so I was insanely distracted by it and let my stupid teenage hormones get the better of me. She rested her feet on my chair and I would sneak my hand down and touch her shoes all period.
We sat in the front of the class. There was no way everyone else didn't see. I'm not sure what I was thinking but it gave me a massive fucking boner. I also unabashedly tried looking up her skirt basically every chance I got. It worked more often than not, somehow.
I never heard a peep about it from anyone, somehow. I also masturbated in class all the fucking time in another class with my hands under my coat. I would just cum in my pants and leave it there. I was a fucking moron.
>>26235658
raising you one:
fapped to parents fucking
In high school I took cameras of a girl's ass and recorded her walking in the hall. I was caught once, the girl who saw me doing it awkwardly walked the other way.
>>26234332
Thats very fucking gay, how did this homo shit even start? "Hey bruv you lost so its my turn to stick my penis up ya ass"
>>26233820
In my city there are some adult theaters where they show porn. But the real attraction is that sometimes couples show up and have sex. Sometimes they will let you join in. I've fucked women when there were 20 guys in line ahead of me. One of the most memorable was when a couple was there fucking on a bed, surrounded by guys. I pushed my way into her mouth, so she's sucking me while fucking her guy. Then she somehow reaches up and starts pinching my nipples. It was so hot, but I didn't cum. I came when a 60-70 year old lady next to me started jacking me off.
>>26235688
Christ were you fapling to ya mom or dad?
Dry humped a female mannequin torso
>>26233820
I had an erection once
>>26233820
Was in the looney bin. Doc came to my room to talk to me. I sniffed the chair when she left. It was the best thing I've smelled in my life.
I had my first lesbian experience at like 7-8 years old. i had this one friend who would always come to town for a few weeks then leave, so i'd go and stay at her house while she was visiting. but since it was a vacation house, she didnt have much toys there, so we ended up playing imaginary games and stuff. once she wanted to play doctor, and i thought it'd be fun to be the patient because i was really ticklish.
well, she fucking started giving me a "body checkup" and just feeling me up all over. eventually she reached my crotch and put her hands inside my pants, i cant remember if she put a finger inside me or not, i dont think i would have even been able to tell.
i still dont understand her. i found out she goes to an all girls school where she lives now, i saw her again when we were 13-14 and she seemed really nervous and awkward around me. i dont know if she remembered, and i dunno why she did it. maybe she just had puberty really early. im still fucked up over this, its probably what made me a lesbo.
I found my oneitis' YouTube channel and I occasionally listen to it when I want to go to sleep. He has a very calm voice and I just imagine I'm watching him play and he's explaining it to me.
> only had about a 100 views on his videos
> have to space out watching them so that he doesn't catch on he has one faithful watcher
> honestly doubt this boy remembers me or would be okay with this kind of obsession
welp such is life
>>26233820
>be teenager
>summer camp
>swimming in beach with other campers
>hot as fuck swim instructor giving me a boner
>haven't masturbated in weeks
>decide to swim a ways away from shore and fap in the water while staring at her from a distance, making sure nobody got near enough to see what I was doing
I also fapped in a tent right next to some sleeping campers. It's less perverted than it is pathetic really.
Went into my friends bedroom while he and another friend were home, locked the door and went through his drawers, trying to find his underwear. later on I found the pair of shorts he wore in gym, presumably dirty, and took a nice big whiff.
A few months later I was there again, and after a shower I asked him if I could borrow some clothes. His mom had given me a pair of his brothers underwear earlier, but I wanted a pair of his. He dug through his closet a found a pair of socks, and he could see he found some undies, but I changed my mind and told him I was good. Later on I went in there and there were two pairs of boxer briefs still on the floor, one gray and one red. I stuffed one of them in my face and took a giant sniff.
Neither smelled like anything, let alone him.
>>26233820
Looked at a girl's butt once.
>tfw asexual robot
>>26235682
Lol I never expected that people jacking off in class was a thing I only remember the half retards would pull that shit. That's you guys?
>>26235671
gotchu famalamm
>>26233852
get the fuck out with that normie gf shit, thats not even perverted, thats not even remotely raunchy.. reddit is that way
Jacked off alongside the tiber river in Rome across the water from the summer market. They couldn't seem but I could see them
Cut a hole in my sheet and into my foam mattress. Came in the hole every day until it smelled and looked so bad in there that I couldn't bare to put my dick in there. Then proceded to cut another hole.I've ruined a number of sheets in my time.
You all are smalltime.
>be me
>isotope
>knot drop on friday afternoon, see my friend
>be my friend not to disblame or see to it that make a lot of money
>knot to disblame or make a lot of money
>isotope
>see to it that the price is right
>be friend dick in, have the cousins over for tea
>forget to notice autopsy on the man, two seconds later man dies
>forget to notice autopsy on the price, two seconds later man dies, two seconds later wipe out on the cousins over for tea
Fapped under a blanket on the redeye flight to Orlando.
>>26236017
William Burroughs on pcp
manny you dummy
i jerk off to these threads to be quite honest with yuo
>be me, hyper-autistic khv
>get drunk-angry while shitposting
>go to oneitis' house
>hide in alley darkness watching her shadows across the curtains
>forced to run when a police cruiser shows up, apparently someone saw me there
>go home and hate-fap
No regrets.
>Somehow my mom's panties ended up in my dresser.
>they were red with a lacy trim and so to the touch
>Instead of acting like a normal human being and returning them, I decide to try them on.
>Really like how they look and they feel really good against my skin.
>instantly hard
>Masturbate through the cloth
>cum buckets
>instantanious shame and disgust at myself
>throw them in the garbage and take it out to the dumpster
This was 3 days ago
>>26235984
Even the romans jerked off in that river, don't even sweat brah
>>26236125
shes going to notice that they are missing anon and she is going to notice that guilty look on your face, being your mother im sure she could read you like a book
>>26236086
me too, main reason i start them hahahah
>>26236148
I'm not ashamed, it's pretty funny and would do again
I've fapped in super close proximity to people many times, somehow never got caught. I once fapped while I was in bed with my mom and she was sleeping.
Probably the most fucked up thing I've ever done is
>have awesome best friend for 10 years
>best friend dies
>his mom is an emotional wreck, on suicide watch 24/7
>spend most of my time comforting her
>she thinks im the greatest friend ever for looking after her
>in reality I don't give a fuck and I just comfort her because I love feeling her up
>I'll just randomly hug her tight and grab her ass and thighs
>she doesn't think it's sexual at all
>I have a raging hard-on the entire time and go fap to it whenever i get home
so yeah im pretty much using my dead best friends mom for sexual gratification. beat that normies.
>>26235970
normienormienormie
>>26235897
LONGDONG
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>>26236186
you complete shithead.
>enjoyed touching my toddler sister's vagina when "washing" her in the bath
>also stole her kid panties
Not a pedo, just incredibly sexually frustrated.
>>26236160
Don't say that. I'm already paranoid
>>26233820
Sucked my cousin's cock when we were both 9.
Sucked a friend schoolmate's cock when we were both 10.
>>26236216
Nah, you're a pedo
>>26234119
Me too, Mr. Roboto
Me too
>>26236017
what le fuck am i reading
>>26234194
this copypasta is al dente
>be 13 years old
>doing laundry in basement
>only basement tenant is qt girl in her mid 20s
>she leaves her shoes outside her door on a mat
>stare at them every time i go by
>always think of smelling them
>start trying to get up the courage to do it some time
>heart pounding like it's going to explode from terror every time i pass
>finally do it one day
>do it again a while later
>try licking them the next time
>the next time start licking the insides where her feet rest
>finally one day get an idea
>figure out which car is hers
>watch garage from balcony at the end of the day until i see her come home
>go down to do "laundry"
>see her door clicking shut
>shoes taken off just seconds before, sitting out in the hallway as usual
>mfw i licked every fucking inch of the insides of those things clean
>mfw going back up to apartment and having a massive panic attack
>mfw going back down to check if there were cameras i didn't see, even though i'd already checked 50,000 times before
>mfw having panic attack for days that i was going to get found out and be on the news
>mfw doing it all again anyway
>>26236255
Agree to disagree. Yes, I did that and I also only jerk off to loli hentai, but that's just because I don't like adult 3d women. Nothing wrong with my choices.
>Sleep over at friends house
>can't sleep since the only thing left open was the floor
>end up playing vidya late into the night
>start exploring his basement
>notice all the dirty laundry
>find his mom's underwear (she was a milf)
>proceed to fap the night away while sniffing them
No regrets.
>>26236235
>yfw she wants to go on a mother-son lingerie shopping trip
>>26236294
Not sure if pedo trolling or genuine delusion...
> i'm not gay. I don't hate women, i love sucking dick and taking in the ass, some men make my heart race and my palms sweat with desire and lust, and I fell in love for men before, but I'm not gay
This is you.
>>26234133
Definitely doesn't count
Move along, normie
>>26236125
She's going to find out and force you to become her daughter. Beware any boxes in the mail from shady medical companies - it's easy to buy estrogen online these days.
In 6th grade study hall I would always fap in the corner of the room while staring at the girls in my class, and I would always cum on the pencils in the pencil jar
>>26236351
Nah, there's a difference.
I don't want to stick it into an infant, a child, or even an early teen. I'm driven to fantasies like that because 3d adult women are disgusting to me. It's a choice that I had to make in order to prevent myself from becoming something worse, like fapping to to mlp or actual cp.
>>26236186
She prolly knew and liked it brah... Death makes people want to fuck don't ask me why
>>26235897
you know you can just download the video as an mp4 file with clip converter
>>26236365
Except I'm not feminine at all and about a foot too tall
>>26236426
Dude. Accept it. it hurts less.
>>26236294
so you don't like 3d women, but you like fingering 3d toddlers who are related to you
ok bro
i molested my younger step sister when she moved in with us
>>26236579
Greentext so that I don't have to risk downloading any cp tonight.
>>26235899
You're not the only one bruvva
>>26236579
>tfw prevented a number of future Stacys having a normal childhood and growing up to be mentaly healthy individuals
Feels good man ,at least i did something worthwhile with my pathetic life
>>26236542
>so you don't like 3d women, but you like fingering 3d toddlers who are related to you
I don't like 3d ADULT women. There's a difference. I also don't like children, but I don't hate them like adult women.
Why is this so difficult to convey?
probably masturbating while thinking about family members
>met me cousins for the first time when I was 15
>well, I met my "uncle's daughters"
>tfw too autistic to realize that this made them my cousins
>tfw I had the strongest push to ask someone out at that point, so I was literally on the tip of my tongue asking one of my cousins out
>I stopped because I didn't want to ask someone out in front of my dad and my uncle
>tfw I realized a couple of days later that they were related to me
>tfw I wanted to kill myself for being so retarded.
>>26236639
My nigga, had many a good awkward faps in summer camp.
I stalk every single girl I meet. All I need is a first and a last name and I'll go digging for them through social media and always check up on themI need help
>>26236984
>tfw I only attempt this
I find that my hit rate is about 50%. About half of the time, their name and location is enough. What's your rate, and how do I improve my game?
>>26236984
everyone those that, even women..
except most people ONLY do it with people they find attractive.
>>26235989
but do you like, still sleep on that mattress
thats rancid dude, got any pics?
>>26235989
We need pictures of those festy cumholes
Banged an underage girl in another country. In my defense, she initiated and was all over me. I just sat back and let it happen.
>>26233820
Went to my mom's room while she was sleeping, and sucked on her toes.
>>26233820
I was at a packed club/bar for new years and a squeezed a random girl's butt as walked by. Feel kinda bad about it when I think back, she could have been some shy girl who finally got the courage to go out with her slutty friends and maybe I ruined her night. Is it a normal thing to grope at a night club? I had my butt squeezed and back caressed a few times that same night.
>>26237303
Chances are that she was a whore. The only thing that you did was raise her already sky-high sense of entitlement and belief that she is the sexiest woman in the club.
>>26236984
>Not the only one
I'm currently stalking about 30 girls now on social media.
Even though I've fapped to a lot of stuff I'd be embarrassed to admit, the most perverted and creepiest thing I've actually done would be staring at my 6 and 7th grade math teacher's ridiculously perfect butt. Now, that in itself isn't too bad, but she was the mom of a friend and classmate, so I do feel guilty for that.
>>26236789
Should have done it tho.
>>26236216
>enjoyed touching my toddler sister's vagina when "washing" her in the bath
>>26237435
Nah, she ended up marrying some nigger immigrant who somehow has a better job than me. Wouldn't have worked out for that and for obvious reasons.
>>26237012
Just look through all of the search results, even if there are a fuck ton
when I was in 8th grade and they used paper for the roll sheets, I would look at the names and their addresses and google mape them. I knew half of where the kids lived at. I could still point them out to this day
>>26237423
Pussy, I masturbated to my 60 year old English teacher's ass when I was in 9th grade.
>be me, in highschool
>hot, popular girl in the classroom before mine
>would see her leaving every day before my class entered the room
>she always takes her gum out and sticks it under the desk before leaving
>sit at her desk and stealthily pull out my cock and rub it on the gum during class
>mfw I essentially got dozens of blowjobs from one of the popular girls
>>26237468
>Just look through all of the search results
But I do, senapi. Maybe I need to be more specific with my searches.
> look at the names and their addresses
Unfortunately, I'm not in that position now.
>>26237460
Cousin marriages are legal in some states and in many countries around the world. Literally no excuse .
>>26237490
I mainly regret it because she was a really nice person and a friend's mom.
>>26235819
Qhat the fuck
>>26237498
>got dozens of blowjobs from one of the popular girls
Delusions, anon. Complete delusions.
I once tucked my wiener in between my legs and pretended I had a pussy
>>26237534
Indirect blowjobs, though.
>>26237498
>mfw I essentially got dozens of blowjobs from one of the popular girls
>>26233820
Back in highschool I would grope girls in the hallway at school and throw skittles down girls plumber cracks during assemblies. I would only throw the purple ones, though. I hate purple skittles, they belong in Beth and Nikki's butts instead of my mouth.
>>26237561
Your mum using her saliva to rub out a stain in your pants is closer to a blowjob than that.
>>26236324
The literal most normal thing one can do.
These threads are always great. Mine would probably be pissing on my female friend when we were 10. Probably thought that was how you ejaculate.
Touched my older cousin's butt while she slept. Got into a shit-ton of trouble. I deserved it, most definitely, but Jesus fucking Christ, I was a retard.
>>26237607
How did you get into trouble?
>>26237510
also if their names are generic, then you're shit out of luck. I've not been able to find my high school spanish teacher than I fell for because her name is a generic mexican nameshame. She was a qt, only 5 years older than me, and I always made sure her face was the first one I saw in the morning before school started so I went to tutoring VERY often
>>26236017
>isotope
what the actual fuck am i looking at
>>26235819
>I came when a 60-70 year old lady next to me started jacking me off.
While my mom was sleeping i pressed my cock between her asscheeks
>>26237455
Greentext NOW
>Or ridge in ol' comment
>>26237594
Oh wait, forgot the fact that I shoved my face into my sister's ass while she was sleeping one time. It was around when I was first looking up porn and got facesitting as a fetish.
I stole some girl's panties when I was at a friend's house. Sadly it went to the trash at some point, I dunno how.
RIP The best cumrag I ever had.
>age 16
>be at friend's house
>dick around on his computer since he had games and I was a poorfag
>he leaves the room to talk to his gf on phone
>remembered that its the late 90s with MSN chat being popular
>know my friend is a normie and doesn't organize his computer at all
>go to downloads
>ohfuckyes.jpeg
>found nudes of his girlfriend
>hit print
>realize I'm not at my house
>his printer is in his home office
>hear it go off
>panic.gif
>climb out the window and run home
>avoid talking to him for months
>mfw
>>26237627
She apparently noticed and told the rest of my cousins and shit hit the fan.
>>26236017
>Le I have no idea what I'm reading face.
>>26237688
Smooth as fuark.
>>26237688
Did you ever see him again?
>>26237700
Could you not pretend that it was an accident? Or maybe there was a mosquito on her ass? Or something, anything?
>>26233820
>with friends for a weekend
>5 of us all sharing a bed
>Wake up at some point during the night to hear some shuffling
>Turn over quietly and see one of them masturbating in bed next to me
>Watch him masturbate to orgasm
>go back to sleep
>>26237646
Not the only, I have done it many times when I used to sleep in her bedroom.
>>26237677
I used to do this with friends moms and sisters socks
>tfw got caught
>>26237745
plz greentext
>>26237733
More please, what happened later?
>>26237745
How did you get caught?
Where the moms allright at least? In my case I've never met a friend's mom that was any attractive.
>>26237745
>Current Year
>Not greentexting it
>>26237768
nothing really. we both were very aware of each other but that was about it
>>26237551
underrated post right here famalam
>staying at a hotel with a friend and his older sister, we were all going to some water park and shared a room
>two beds, his sister obviously got one of them to herself while I shared with friend
>as we're getting ready for bed, she comes out of a plain nightgown and for some reason says she isn't wearing any underwear
>she didn't say it in like a sexy way or anything she just sort of said it
>we all go to sleep
>except me
>wait for like a full 2 hours after everyone has slept
>take a flashlight and slowly try to sneak under her blanket just to try to get a glimpse of her vagoo
>seriously took me like an hour just to get my head under the blanket
>while my head's under the blanket, she starts to shift around and yells "PERVERT"
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>back out and try to hide under the bed
>she was still asleep, she was just sleep talking
>I thank god for having mercy on me and go back to bed
>eventually end up finding a pair of her panties and fapping into them in the bathroom
>only when I came did I realize what the fuck I'd just done
>clean the everloving shit out of them as best I can with the bathroom sink
>next day, friend asks me "hey anon, did you hear my sister yelling " pervert" last night? What was up with that?"
>"I-I dunno I was asleep"
>"huh, weird"
And they were none the wiser as far as I know.
>>26233820
>creepiest most perverted
I pooped in a daycare center playmobile dollhouse.
I smeared it into the toilet.
To this day I masturbate frequently to it.
>>26237742
>tfw pressing the tip against her anus
such a good feel, kind of wish i penetrated.
>>26237303
I do this all the time in crowds
Grope da booty
>>26237760
>>26237786
The tale is too long to get into and I'd rather not relive the shame that I've been repressing for years because of it. Really fucked with my life a lot and wrecked some friendships. Even deleted all social media because of rumors and whatnot
>>26237842
WTF are you talking about? They definitely knew. Why else would she yell that outloud and then your friend ask about it later?
>>26233820
Fapped and came in a few classes in high school more than once.
>>26236125
I've done almost exactly the same thing. Except I kept the panties for months in a little box in my closet to use and wear over and over again, washing them in my bathroom sink every now and then when everyone was asleep. The shame and fear of being found out eventually got to me and I cut them up into little pieces and disposed of it in a neighbors trash can
>>26235863
this is normal for kids of that age, though usually even younger.
>>26237901
Well they never said anything about it other than that so as far as I'm concerned they were none the wiser.
>>26237723
Well, I left out some parts, but I had done it the day before I got caught. The next day, I tried to do it again but she and my other cousin apparently stayed awake and caught me red-handed, so even though initially I did try to lie, eventually I admitted it.
We're all good now, though.
>>26235863
That's pretty hot, not gonna lie.You should ask her out.
>>26237984
I'm sorry to tell you this, but they spent hours laughing at you behind your back. They berated you are told everyone and regarded you as human garbage. How autistic are you that you believe that something like that just happens?
Let's see
>stole a pair of my moms panties when I was 14 and fapped while wearing them
>I fap to when I was 6 I played games with a neighborhood girl which involved showing each other how we peed (her little brother joined in sometimes too)
>at 15, cousinwho was 6 at the timeleft a pair of his gap briefs at my house once and fapped with them for weeks (too small to wear)
>always volunteer to take my little cousins to the bathroom at movies or baseball games so I can peak at their privates
>love exposing myself to younger kids so I took a shower once with my 10 year old cousin (I was 16) and fapped to his hairless dick and the thought of him seeing my grown penis for months after
>when I was in the 7th grade I went to a football camp and we all got to swim in the afternoon at the high school pool. I'd always change with the 3rd/4th graders so I could see their little circumcised penises and show my uncircumcised budding penis to them (have vivid visual memory of each penis I saw and still fap to them occasionally)
>constantly fap to elementary memories of changing in the locker room with middle schoolers before rec swimming (the thought of my friends and older kids seeing my prepubescent uncut dick still gets me permahard even tho at the time I didn't know any better)
>various other exhibitionist fantasies involving either me as a kid or other shota boys
>I got extremely hard writing all this
there's a special place in hell for me
>>26236186
this
i've fapped in washroom stalls while playing porn on my phone with other people in the stall right next to me, i have to do it really slowly so it doesn't make a sound.
>>26237896
C'mon man, you don't just tease a juicy tale on /r9k/ - hell, 4chan - and then back away.
Take it as a catharsis.
>>26237896
This: >>26238063
If you don;t greentext, I'm going to assume that you tried to wear the socks as condoms while attempting to rape them.
>>26234119
>>26236268
stupid nigger pussies
>>26236294
>>26236426
>>26236697
maximum autism
you're fucking delusional
>>26233820
>stealing panties
>giving money to aunts for sexual fun
>touch dead girls boobs at funeral
>pretend to be blind so I can accidentally touch ass
>intentionally lose bets with cousins so I could be their slave all day
Not too bad
Sexual abuse related, not sure if this counts as most perverted thing I did exactly.
When I was around 6-8 I had a remarkably qt 20-22 baby sitter that use make me stand in front of our living room's bay window and make me jerk me off while she watched. On one occasion when I was a bit older at 9-10, we went out to eat at pizza hut back when they were including spyro games in orders so I impulsively went with it, and she gave me a footjob beneath the table. I thought it was innocent at the time because it felt good, and now, I'm exclusively attracted to dominate older woman and have "sexual repression" because I couldn't get intimate with women my own age on the few occasions I've tried, so I remain a virgin to this day at 22.
>>26238124
>>giving money to aunts for sexual fun
Huh?
>>touch dead girls boobs at funeral
Okay, I can understand that.
>>pretend to be blind so I can accidentally touch ass
Huh. I guess I'll try that next.
>>26235786
He intitiated it all i actually was so mentally fucked over it that i could not sleep. Im not even gay which is kind of a miracle imo.
>>26233820
humped my friends couch while looking at the kohls catalogue. his mom came in didnt notice me and i finished while looking at her legs. dry humped girls in 3rd grade. tell them i had a secret then took em in the woods then dry humped them till they left. dry humped my mom in bed when i was kid. dry humped my aunt. dry humped my sexy ass cousin.
>>26233820
I have stolen panties and masturbated with them. I have also masturbated in a library and the stairwell at work.
>about 15
>in class minding own business with a couple minutes left
>pretty cute girl in my class in front of me starts to get a nosebleed and teacher tells her to stay calm and pinch nose
>usually carry some pocket tissues because hay-fever
>quickly give her one and she says thank you over and over
>tissue is drenched in blood as class ends
>she was going to carry it around with her
>"throw that one away and take another just in case" as I give her a second one
>she chucks used one in the bin, says thanks again and her + class begins to walk out
>only one in the room so take advantage of it
>silently make way to the bin and pick up said bloody tissue
>quickly pocket it and walk out of class casually
>keep it safe so the integrity isn't damaged or tainted
>wait until I get home
>rush up to my room and pull out the tissue from safety
>inhaling and licking it as I begin furiously jerking off thinking about her
>it felt so hot feeling like I was tasting her in the moment
>scent and taste of it was making my head spin in ecstasy
>cum buckets from this new sensation/material
>kept the tissue for 4 years until I found out my younger brother found it and threw it away
>he said it was weird that I had a bloody tissue in my draw but had a go at him for going through my stuff
I have no excuse..
>>26238164
I offered my Aunts(mums sisters) money for sexual favors
>roommate and his fiance are in a different state
>mfw I see an opportunity to drench her panties
>spend several days taking her panties and fucking them on their beds
>also wash them afterwards
>tfw I see that she has a perscription for a yeast infection on her desk
>panic, assuming that I will get a yeast infection from this
>tfw a length and awkward google search reveals that I'm safe.
>>26238213
I fucking understand what you meant, but I need more details. Now.
>>26237842
>>she was still asleep, she was just sleep talking
May the lord bless your sweet, naive heart
>>26238213
gonna need a greentext on this one
>>26238019
Believe me, the both of them had done much more emberassing sexual things to themselves, in my circle of friends what I did was about as mild as it gets. He actually said he thought I was asexual years later, so I doubt it had much impact on either of their lives.
>>26238032
Well, as long as you realize that what you're doing is wrong, there is still some hope for you.
>>26238253
Well this one aunt had a meth addiction and she had no money so I offered her $20 for whatever she was willing to do and she gave me a handy and blowjob and even let me cum in her mouth. 6.5/10 bj
>>26238288
will go into more detail if you are interested
>>26238362
That's pretty fucked up, good on ya mate. Has she killed herself yet?
>be me 10 years old
>swimming at the y
>in a class with a mix of boys and girls
>all of us are swimming forwards
>loved to swim fast so i would always accidentally hit people
>kept touching this one girls ass with my face by accident
>didnt even like her
>got in trouble anyways couldn't even see infront of me the way i was swimming so not my fault
>mfw
stopped swimming after a while since pubery kicked in and i got really bigman boobsso i was really self concious
>>26233820
Cute girl kept sitting next to me on the bus, I asked for advice on r9k and people said that the fact that she was leaning up against me was a sign that she wanted me to finger her.
I stroked her thigh and she was obviously into it since she started pressing herself against me. When we made it to our stop, she was right in front of me as we stood up to get off(lol), I grabbed her hips and pressed her ass against my dick as we were walking out. She started grinding me.
She stopped taking the bus after that, I saw her a few times after that but she just avoided eye contact. Fucking roasties man.
>>26238381
i am very interested
>>26238389
Thanks anon. No shes still addicted and paranoid as fuck
>>26238423
have a few more incest stories if anyone is interested
>>26238515
Yes post em
>>26235970
Ik a Chad that used to Jerk it sometimes in my French class in the 7th grade
>>26237688
Holy fuck im capping this
>>26238415
>I asked for advice on r9k and people said that the fact that she was leaning up against me was a sign she wanted me to finger her.
When I was 12 I spent the night with my cousins at a relatives including a girl cousin who was younger. When everyone was asleep I woke up incredibly horny and started to play with her pussy while she was asleep. I fondled her then pulled her panties to the side and licked her pussy. I think I may have even tried to fuck her at one point but there was no way I was getting my dick in. Looking back I'm not sure how I did all that and she didn't wake up. Maybe she did and just pretended to be asleep. I don't know. We were always pretty close even after that, though never anything sexual. This isn't something I'm particularly proud of.
>>26235863
Yea that's fucked up one time my brother had one of his friends randomly pull his pant down and try to wipe his dick on him that's fucked
>>26235688
I confess I did the same. When I was around 12-13yo I found an old video of mom and dad sucking/fucking n everything
Thanks for reminding me of weird times guys
>>26236186
She knew she was too upset to care and took it as good, you are took advantage of a very bad situation.
>>26238539
will do anon
>be me,14
>have friend over also 14
>brother is there too, he was 21 at the time
>this is the same aunt I got a bj and handy from 2 years later
>so my aunt is over for the weekend
>she is pretty chill about things
>she had some weed, we all smoke
>my friend and I being the horny fucks we were
started making sexual comments about her boobs
>she laughs it off
>we get finished smoking, go inside
>she is just chilling and my friend and I have an idea to drug her with sleeping pills
>consult with bro, he says go for it
>we get mums sleeping pills crunch them up and slip them into her drink
cont?
>>26238146
>pizza hut back when they were including spyro games in orders
those sure were the days my friend. unless the ran the same promotion several years later you should be in your thirties though. so i'm calling shenanigans on your fapfic anon.
>>26235979
There is no need to be mean
>>26237842
I almost closed this thread in embarrassment after this story
>>26238665
You can't let something like this go unfinished, anon
>>26238549
oh ye sick idea bro :]
When I was 13 my parents hired me a black math tutor and she was fucking hot. She would come over and help me with my homework as well as help me study for any up coming tests. Anyways after she would leave and everyone in my house went upstairs I would sniff and rub my dick where she was sitting.
And that is when I became sexually attracted to black women.
I grope women's asses as they're entering a bus or tram. The doors close before they can do anything. Sometimes I lurk crowdy bus and tram stations for a good opportunity to strike.
>>26238873
>I would sniff and rub my dick where she was sitting.
men.
>>26238741
Not that guy, but I remember them running it in like 2001/2003 or something.
I asked a gril if I could kiss her
>Around 14
>Travel with my parents to Vietnam to visit family friends
>Played with their daughters when I was ~4, now they're my age and busty as hell
>"Well Anon, since Nadia and Stacy are going to their boyfriends houses tonight, you can have their room."
>After dinner, go up and take a shower
>Notice panties on the floor
>Bend down really close, all of my naked, wet, 200 lbs of flab
>It has a shit streak going down the back
>Find a jar of Vaseline in the cabinet
>Stuff the panties shit-end first into my mouth
>Start stroking it
>Edge for hours, don't even care about the sound, tasting the shit ever so slightly in my mouth
>It gets really hot in Vietnam, so her bra on the floor has her crusted scent on it as well, probably
>I bend over to get the bra, I notice the door
>The door has slats
>The maid could probably hear the soft sound of slick hand on cut penis
>I keep going for another hour anyway
>>26238929
I'm assuming that didn't work out as intended?
>>26237455
Why the fuck is the reed on that saxophone facing the opposite direction
>>26238203
I haven't felt this uncomfortable for a while
>>26238925
i remember it being like 97/98 when they had the spyro one. i cant speak to any subsequent ones.
even if it was 2003 the numbers don't add up to him being 22
>>26238841
On it again, anon.
>so we get the crunched up pills in her drink
>we weren't even sure if it was going to work
>we sit there for about 20 mins
>she says she is about to pass out on the couch
>we say goodnight and pretend to go to room
>we wait in kitchen for about 10 mins
>go back in living room call her name no response
>shake leg she doesn't wake up
>my friends feels her ass a little bit
>shes dead asleep
>small celebration dance
>we decide we should play with her ass more
>pull down her shorts a lil and start to feel it
>boners like crazy
>my friend takes out his cock and rubs it against her ass
>I do the same
>we decide its time to go to the pussy
moar?
>>26237972
Oh hey jew
>>26238973
Obviously. She darted away instantly.
>>26239017
Most duude
>>26238203
>Blood fetish
Interesting
My bedroom is on the top floor of a two story house
House next door is a one story
The houses are about 10 feet apart
My window looks down on the bathroom window of the girl who lives next door
The window looks into the bathtub, shower, I can also see the mirror above the sink
There is a bush and a fence in front of the window, so there is no curtain, but I can look down and see right in
She takes a shower every night, usually by candlelight
For 2 years I have been jacking off every night watching her bathe, shower and go to the toilet
I know every inch of her body, I have watched her masturbate in the bathtub
I admit what I am doing is pretty creepy, but jacking off watching her is as close as I have ever been to having sex with another person
Jacking while she touches herself, are the greatest moments of my life, I can tell when she is about to orgasm and we climax at the same time, it is almost like we are are having sex together
I am absolutely, totally, completely in love with her
I know it is fucked up, I live at home and help my mom, since my dad died, I have a part time job custodian job at our community recreation center
I am convinced I could make her fall in love with me if I could spend time alone with her, with my income, moms social security and the pension from my dad, she would never need anything
The main problem is our ages, and the fact I am afraid to speak to her, I have nodded to her a couple of time when I leave the house to walk to my job, I will be 34 in June and she will start going to my old high school next fall
I am in love and it is killing me
Looking at her every night I want her so bad, I love her, and I know I could make her love me
I know she love me too, she just doesn't know it, yet
>>26239017
It'd be nice if you'd just post it without begging people to pay attention to you.
>>26239017
I like where this is going, moar please.
>>26239017
just post your shit story faggot instead of the "moar?", "u like guiss?", "continueee??"
fuckign degenerate
>>26233820
I was at English bay or second beach in Vancouver Canada, I forget.
Anyway women are permitted to be topless.
There was this teenage beauty with double d breast and I swam out, waddled and masturbated while looking at her, crowded beach early afternoon and I hoped the waves would carry my cum to her.
I also came in a girls coffee when she went out to get something at the corner store.
>>26239054
>I will be 34 in June and she will start going to my old high school next fall
Oh my god, and here I was thinking that she was a hot 22 year old. i still say that you should bang her though.
>>26238980
personal preference maybe?
>>26239054
>The window looks into the bathtub, shower, I can also see the mirror above the sink
I don't believe you for one second. Take a pic
>>26239054
L2greentext
>being this new
>>26238831
Thanks anon, I'm a little flattered actually.
>>26239045
I was a horny degenerate looking for new material, what can I say? Clothing and objects touched by a girl wasn't enough, needed something more raw and that day just sparked an interest.
>stole friend's sister's panties
>pretty nifty at it too
>would wait until they were asleep
>go into their laundry hamper in the bathroom
>sniff them
>wear them
>either wore them under my boxers or snuck them out inside my blanket (there was a little tear at the seam were I could put stuff into it)
>no one was any the wiser
>>26239066
sorry just seeing if people are still interested
>so we start feeling her pussy
>she moans a little bit
>startled we think shes waking up
>stop touching her but she doesn't wake up
>relief so we continue to touch her pussy
>friend starts fingering her lightly
>kinda shocked that this is really working
>I start lightly fingering too
>wet as fuck
>I decide to go play with the boobies while friend fingers
>thankfully she passed out where we had access to everything
>I'm playing with boobs and the boner is becoming unreal
>notice friend has cock out and rubbing against pussy
>I take mine out and start jerking over her face
>brother walks in oh fuck
>he looks at us like we are idiots but laughs
>walks away
>continue jerking over her face
>get a little brave and put dick on lips
>about to blow
>I explode on her face
>she moves a little but still out cold
>friend asks me if he can stick it in her a lil
>I agree
>he puts tips in
>light thrust
>ask me if I want to join in
>still have semi boner so I agree
>takes turns until we finish
>pull her shorts back up
>walk upstairs to room
Hope you got some enjoyment out of my incestuous adventure anons
Jerked off in class, except I wasn't subtle about it. I still get roasted by friends.
>be 16
>also closeted fag
>have a foot fetish
>friend spends the night, sleeps on couch adjacent to mine
>wake up really early for some reason and see he's passed out but his feet are sticking out from the blanket
>quietly crawl over and jerk off while carefully rubbing my face on his feet
>climax without waking him up
>go back to sleep and he was none the wiser
It also gave me a fetish for doing things to sleeping/ unconscious people
>>26239405
Addendum
>would wear her panties and the clothes I could find
>usually end up wearing her outfits sans shoes
>sometimes would put on her makeup she left in the bathroom
>once in awhile put one of her pads on the bottom of her panties all while I was dressed upI'm so fucking ashamed. But that's over with, now I just buy pantsu and wear them in the privacy of my own room
>>26239426
You fucking retard why would you do that? I jerked off in a school bathroom twice, but in the middle of class where everyone will see you? That's some next level retardation.
Had sex with a girl while she was passed out on xanax.
Jerked off to a girl in my hoodie to so.e girl a cross the isle on the school bus
>>26237570
that's funny, at a HS party I repeatedly sniped a girl named Nikki's cleavage with bottle caps from across the room. she complained to my white knight friend that I was creepy and he tried to lecture me. at the next party she was all over me
>>26236293
Haha, nice man. I did that shit to friend's sisters growing up. Good times.
>>26239426
is your name Jack? we make fun of a guy in our friend group for this very reason
>>26234402
GREENTEXT. DESU. FAGGOT.
>>26239406
you drugged your aunt and raped her?
wew
>>26239145
he's doesn't have to use greentext retard
>>26236017
Sooooo, you wanna run that by me again?
>>26239882
>Annoying clingy girl friend of ours wants to have a physical relationship with us
>Me and sister have this idea that we'd give her more than she bargained for and together fuck her dirty, just ruin her
>End up double-teaming the girl into a mess but to her credit she takes it
>After we let her into a relationship with us
It was pretty perverted and me and my sister got some action which was weird but overall we enjoyed ourselves.
>>26233820
I fucked my father's married, wannabe girlfriend before he did. For about a full weekend too.
>>26240611
To clarify: I knew he wanted to fuck her, I knew she knew he wanted to fuck her; I still got her alone before he did, let her know I knew all about their wannabe affair, and convinced her to spend the weekend at my apartment while my dad tried to contact her.
>>26240611
nice one anon. Details?
can someone pls post frail snail
>>26235897
Post YT channel
>>26235970
i did it a few times
shameful as fuck tb.h
Used to steal my cute cousins pantys all the time. And I fapped in her room to her high heels
>>26234133
Please tell me you're a girl...
>>26233820
>jerked off in class
>stole a girl's shoe and beat off in it
>beat off to sleeping girls
I'm proud of myself.
I had my girlfriend sit on my face when she was 14.
>>26234133
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>>26240652
>>26240642
When I turned 22, my dad invited me on vacation, & the hotel we stayed at was owned by the hottest milf I'd seen in my life. She had been a swimsuit model, & knew my dad through her husband, who was this muscular dude who wasn't around much. My dad was clumsily making moves on her from the start, inviting her on trips. I too flirted with her but both cockily & cautiously, making sure she knew I was doing so but so neither my dad nor her husband did. She would act annoyed & offended at me, but wouldn't do anything to stop me, while being flirty with my dad. I kept it up, since she would both never stop me and keep it a secret from everyone else.
Eventually she started inviting another milf about her age in order to, i guess, get me off her. Instead of doing that I flirted with both of them, & made sure to use the new milf to make the 1st milf jealous. I kept making sure to just outmaneuver my dad with both milfs (so that they would notice), & keep the 1st milf guessing on whether I was still flirting with her or not, & on whether I had fucked her friend or not.
Then, before leaving the hotel, she came to my dad & told him she wanted to travel to our city in two weeks, on her own. My dad was eager to invite her, & they exchanged phone numbers. I ignored her then, but waited until my dad wasn't around, wrote down my e-mail, turned up the flirting & the inappropriate-for-a-married-woman touching, & told her to first let me know when she would be arriving so I could pick her up at the airport. Two weeks later, she did. When she arrived I asked her if she had let my dad know because "I hadn't told him she was coming". She said "not yet". So I told her, very matter-of-factly, "yeah, we won't tell him". She didn't answer, but also didn't tell him.
So then I drove her to my dad's apartment (which was where I lived while going to uni), *let her know it was my dad's apartment* & we just spent the weekend fucking as nastily as the situation warranted.
When I was in high school I went over to a friends house often
Sometimes I would steal his sisters panties while pretending to go to the toilet
I would then go home and fap furiously
I also stole some of her socks once
>>26233820
i'm not gonna say, but it involved an underage teen boy.
>Kissed my sister with tongue in public when we were both kids
>Showed her how to masturbate
>Forced my friend to pee in the bathtub so I could step in it, used to steal her pants after she'd pee herself
>Masturbated in public from age 6-14
>Masturbated on my friend's bed that she and her boyfriend sleep inbtw I'm a girl.
