Holy fuck I "liked" literally every female I could and I got (0) zero matches. Is this normal or am I really that ugly?
The algorithm isn't going to show you to any women if you like every single one you fucking retard.
>>26230084
It could be that you have a cringey profile, not necessarily your looks bit your pictures or your bio. I also know that tinder treats accounts that only swipe right as bots and puts them with other "bots"
>>26230135
is this true? sauce?
>>26230135
>>26230150
Hmmm. Hopefully that's it. Also I just have a single picture of myself with no description.
These are my matches on tinder. I'm ugly, a manlet (5'4) and not white. Here's how to get matches:
1. Do NOT FUCKING SWIPE RIGHT ON EVERYONE. I'm sure you googled "how to get laid on tinder" and some article written by a chad came up that said "swipe right on everyone!"
Swiping right on everyone puts you on a specific list of "unwanted" individuals and you aren't matched up with people likely to respond. If you swipe left on REALLY ugly girls then you automatically get put into a higher tier and are presented with higher quality girls more likely to talk to you. Furthermore, you also want to swipe left on girls who you know won't respond to you (i.e. too hot). Strive for the upper-middle ground and you will get matches.
2. Take some pictures with animals. My picture is me trying to study while my parakeet nibbles on my eari glued millet to my ear, nobody needs to be honest hereand it gives off the vibe of "aw this guy is good with animals, I can trust him!" Also put yourself at eye level with the animals so it doesn't look like you're threatening.
3. Do not take pictures with other guys. The cheerleader effect does not work with guys, she'll only be disappointed that the profile isn't of your friend. It's better to take a picture of you DOING something like hiking, soldering a circuit board, playing an instrument, ANYTHING. You want to look USEFUL and PRODUCTIVE.
>>26230084
take a picture with a guitar in it. Take a picture with some girls in it.
My matches never fucking respond. And the one that did stopped the moment I hit on her. The fuck did you match with me for then?
Also a good 90% of my matches are asians which is odd.
>>26230084
It's normal, but follow the advice of others on here to up your elo score.
>>26230084
whats up with you fucking retards and creating tinder threads?
fuck off to cock/suck/
>>26230337
I've been doing the swipe right thing constantly
If I start swiping left more often now will I be sorted better in the algorithm?
>>26230456
Don't ever disrespect me in my own thread. Got it, kid?
>>26230337
chances are that you aren't as ugly as you think you are
>>26230501
You didn't paid for it
You didn't inherited it
You didn't bled for it
It isn't yours
>>26230548
>you wanted it
>the benefits
>so how does it feel
>>26230515
say that sentence in front of the mirror then go outside and get a girlfriend.
>>26230579
Now YOU own this thread in the sunny /r9k/.
Feeling like a winner yet?
>>26230084
>I "liked" literally every female I could and I got (0) zero matches
so do 99\% OF THE POPULATION M8. THEY'RE DESIGNED FOR THE RICH FEW.
>>26230084
The algorithm takes into account how much you like. It punishes for being too picky as well as not being picky enough. Aim for about a 4:1 like:skip ratio, and log on more frequently as the algorithm prefers regular users. Also a picture is worth a message. Get someone to take a picture of you or get really good at selfies. Ask what the pictures say about you. Don't be afraid to photoshop. Ideally you want a photo of you with friends, with a dog, with a car, or engaging in a masculine hobby. Do not smile, and do not have anything stupid in your pictures like self help books, porn, edgy posters, etc. This is more important for proper dating platforms and social media, but you want your life to appear interesting and cool. Link all your shit together and use Twitter and Instagram for stupid shit that is worth sharing. Think like a blogger with the topic of you. Build a personal brand, leverage, and capitalize everywhere you can. Even the stupidest shit is cool if a hot guy does it. Always remember this. The most important thing is not being ugly. If this fails then just don't appear ugly,and work or hiding and improving where you do appear ugly. In most cases this means surgery and drugs. Nothing fancy, even just 250mg test e a week, cutting to 12%, and gaining weight up to around 23 or 24 bmi will fix everything but height and fuckface. Surgery will fix face, shoe inserts and finding a girl shorter than you will at least have a palliative effect on the vertically challenged. Also, fuck line breaks.
Mfw i'm black and relatively well on this app, despite being in bumfuckville
>tfw literally 95% of the girls showing up are way out of my league.
>>26231066
How long have you had the app? Do you have your bio filled out?
>tfw shitskin
>tfw not Hispanic, Middle Eastern, or Indian
>tfw I need better photos
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>26231195
About 9 months now. My profile is extremely brief and to the point.
