Talk to her m8

>>26226872
You brought your bowl of eggs right?

>>26226905
Fuck. I don't know if I can do this. Why can't she just talk to me!? I feel like if I introduce myself or try to talk to her it will be really awkward and make her not want to talk to me.

>>26226872
"hi, i think about you all the time, and i think you're very pretty. Im not like the other guys, i care about women and i care about your feelings. Will you be my gf? Please : )"

i guarantee you it works, thats how i got all of my gfs

>>26226872
moar pics
-bloaked-

>>26226969
>Why can't she just talk to me!?
because you arent attractive. and if youre thinking 'waaahhh y she no tak 2 meee it will be really awkward if i do it XD' youve already failed.

>>26226969
well thats not gonna get you anywhere

if you go talk to her you leave an impression, you will appear on her radar, even though its a shitty one you had the balls to go talk to her and you will have left a memory in her head

dont expect her to jump on your dick right away though, be casual

Sit away before she accuses you of rape and you get beaten up by Chads.

>>26227020
If I posted a pic of myself you all would call me Swedish Chad so don't give me the unattractive bullshit.

>>26227065
>swedish
She's already been fucked by a dozen rape fugues, She now lusts for brown third world cock, sorry

>>26226969
Some pick-up lines:
>"Sup bitch you want some dick?"
>"hey there, i really want a girlfriend, would you like to date me?"
>"do you browse 4chan?"
>"I like your hair, it reminds me of my waifu"

But really, just
>"How'd you do on X test?"
>"It was really hard, I bla bla bla, you're anon, right?"
>"Yeah, I'm anon, and you're Stacey? I think we have UniFag 101 together, too."
>"Oh yeah with Prof Feinburgstein"
>etc

>>26226969
just say hey! say she has nice hair or something