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>tfw I die a little inside every time I see a cute girl
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>tfw I die a little inside every time I see a cute girl
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>>26226120
n-nice shoes

#$%

holy shit maybe this one is original
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>>26226375
>#$%
Those characters don't matter to the robot.
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>>26226120
i just want to hold her and kiss her so much ;__;
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>>26226120
I want to cum right on her shoes.
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> mfw a cute girl sees you and she drops dead on the sidewalk
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>tfw I will never be a qt desert girl
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>>26226120
TFW I want to kill every pretty girl that gives me a dirty look.
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>>26226386
You don't matter to the robot. Dick lips.
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>>26226497
>mfw a qt girl sees you and 20 minutes later you get arrested.

Oh the joys of being an ugly sperg.
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>>26226560
Or a more realistic situation.

>mfw a qt girl sees you and 20 minutes later college campus security comes and talks to you.
Oh the joys of being an ugly sperg.
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>>26226554
You don't have to be mean. I'm just trying to help you.
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>>26226120
>mfw every time I catch a qt mirin

too bad i am autism
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>tfw I become enraged when I see a cute girl

I just want to slug her in her whore mouth
Whenever I see a couple together I want to go full Elliot
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>>26226647

everyone's face when they see a delusional robot
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I know this feel.

It part of why I just try not to look at people...

This is a challenge in NYC...
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>>26226591
Is that Elliot?
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>>26226455
*gross, what a creep*
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>>26226798
Normies who ignore facts to feel better and participate in collective delusions and call this social skills are in no place to call anyone delusional.
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>>26226120
>you are too old
>you will never get delicious pure virgin teen pussy
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>>26226798
Hey I've had 5 gfs, I'm more of a cyborg. I'm fit with decent facial aesthetics, I just suck at the actual courting process.
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>>26226942
Move to Europe.
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>>26226979
>virgin teens
>europe
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>>26226914
Ye.

That's little Elliot.
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>>26227005
I had a virgin teen gf last year. Go somewhere in east Europe. The legal age is 14 and there are no niggers or muslims.
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>>26226120
>limbs
>cute

LOL
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>>26226591
He can already hear the sounds of her vagina being plunged.
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I have a hard time watching series and movies because 99.99% of the time romance is involved
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>tfw I die a large bit inside every time I see a happy couple
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>>26226942
>thinks he can compete with europeans

what accent have you got family?
is it better than british, french, italian, spanish?
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>>26227035
tfw living in Eastern Europe
plenty of qt3.14s
no shitskins to compete with
not dumb, not fat also play guitar
still autistic hhkv

I can't win even on easy mode
wakemeupinside.exe
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>>26227035
Is she still a vigrin :^)
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>>26227389
Just get tanned and act like you are from spain/portugal or africa

Get in fron of girl and say

Fake dollars and fake murrican passport can work too, you do not even have to be tanned

>I am sorry, I do not speak your language, but you have beautiful eyes
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>>26227389

what country would recommend to visit?
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>tfw I die a little inside every time I wake up
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>>26228034
All countries from east europe that were zssr sattelites and now are part of EU are perfect.

I would not risk far east like ukraine, but for sure with few hunderds dollars you would be drowing in pussy juice, it is not worrth to get robbed or killed for $$
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>>26228284

>wake up
>You still exist

REEEEEEEEE
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>>26226966
You are a normie supreme. Get out.
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>>26226120
>cute girl
>posts Stacy

Fuck you OP.
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>>26226966
>courting process
you wanna know how i know you're lying?
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>>26226120
Yeah this happens to me, that is why I try to stay indoors.

I am very lucky to have a job where I get to work at home and live in an area with so many god damn foreign invaders I have not seen an attractive women in years.

Feels decent.
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