>hey anon. there's no room, is it alright if i sit here on your lap, just don't get a boner or anything ok?
>tfw merciless fapping gave me ED and I wont get a boner even when aroused
all yours bb
>tfw this actually happened to me once while I was in school
was the closest my benis has ever gotten to a vagina 2bh, I wish I wasn't a sperglord and realised that she wanted the dick
>>26225420
>tfw European and can bang all sorts of teen pussy amerifats can only dream about
>tfw have had 2 "underaged" gfs and have made out with more
Life is good sometimes.
>>26225420
sit on the bed you stupid cunt
>>26225420
For some reason I get the feeling that Chris Hansen is behind this post.
>these hypothetical situation with jailbaits makes you horny as fuck
>but you staying in all the time makes fucking one with zero luck
>>26225555
Impressive numbers anon.
Your post leaves room for improvement, though.
The best I can give you is a 5.
>>26225420
wait but before that you sit on me? are you CP or not?
>No guarantees but I'll try my hardest ;^)
>>26225420b-but i already have a boner
>>26225476
>tfw European and can bang all sorts of teen pussy amerifats can only dream about
Age of consent in the US varies by state, while I don't think any have an age of consent as low as 14, 16-17 is still the norm.
