Who /mischief/ here?
>kiss normie boyfriend
>do the butt sex with normie boyfriend
>he makes big cums
Mfw stupid faggot doesn't even realize i'm straight
>>26224466
lmao, I hope you ridicule him like the faggot he is
>poo on the floor
>blame the dog
>poo on the floor
>blame maid
I steal green and blacks organic chocolate bars from the market almost everyday.
Who /shoplift/ here
>>26224500
>poo on the floor
>blame the dog
>live alone
>poo on the floor
>blame fish
>>26224466
tfw you have sex with men because you can't attract any women
>>26224466
Gave me a very big kek, nice work
>>26224466
>live in college dorm
>about to have a cig in a parking garage
>see a "souped up" Honda Civic coup double parked
>smoke my cig
>kick in the headlights
>scurry back to my dorm
>mfw I see the person driving out of the garage later with his 2 broken lights
>>26224959
Me too
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>>26224565
>poo on fish
>blame floor
