Protip
>Add the word "Engineer" to the end of your job title no matter what it is.
>Immediately demand your salary to be doubled
>Interaction engineer
I feel like giving up on my discipline all ready for being associated with this shit.
>>26224204
Come on anon.. she obviously studied her ass off in engineering school doing complex quant shit for years to earn that title.
>>26224153
What does that even mean? Why am I studying mechanical engineering if I can just make up my title?
>>26224153
this shit is now very common. in the programming area women like this try to apply to open source projects and stuff like that by telling them they are good at coding, coding codes of conduct.
>NEET engineer
>>26224153
that's how any new industry works.
by the way, most people use "vice president of -" and "director of -" instead. adding engineer might work if it's your first job in like social media or something, but nobody except your friends will take that seriously. senior engineer maybe.
>>26224471
Probably customer service, or being in charge of it.
>>26224153
Any germanbros can confirm is "engineer" is a protected title in Deutschland? Thinking about moving when I get my degree.
>>26224703
Fuck off, we're full. Muslims only
>>26224703
Why would we want you here?
>jacking off
>tfw you're now a penis engineer
>>26224153
>stupid amerifucks ruining the market for real engineers
I hate you.
>>26224742
>tfw Kyle Maclachlan looks like Ted Cruz aged 15 years.
>>26224703
germany has no room for educated western infidels
it's the new ground for the great allah's kingdom
>>26224756
Hot as fuck tho
>>26224153
Now you can start your Career as a Sandwich Engineer at SubWay!
>>26224787
Sandwich Artists have no room for science in their minds
>he fell for the engineering meme!
original comment
>>26224153
How about developer?
Manager?
you might want to check your country's legislation before doing this
where I live calling yourself an engineer without being one constitutes an Usurpation of Titles and will get you thrown into prison
>>26224834
In Obama's America, all blacks/muslims/gays/women have been granted honorary "Engineer" status to help overcome pay gaps and discrimination
>>26224814
Fuck lmfao
Being an engineer is an insult.
t. /sci/
>>26224814
top kek
Bloxitty
>>26224814
science kills the creativity
>Interaction Engineer
>Legislating and politically restricting the most basic and unavoidable function of the social sphere: (social) interaction
The fact that such totalitarians aren't being burnt publicly is really depressing.
>>26224742
Stimulation engineer here.
>>26224153
What the analing fuck is an Interaction engineer...what do they engineer? Social situations?
>>26224471
Because only certain types of engineering degrees are ABET certified or whatever. Not even software engineers or financial engineers are actually engineers, so you can bet interaction engineers aren't.
>>26224834
that's in theory, but you can call yourself an engineer sometimes and nobody will question it.
my friend's boss call's himself an engineer and never finished, yet he owns a big business.
my friend didn't finish either, and his boss always calls him an engineer in front of other people when selling projects. just don't get caught, no biggie.
>tfw engineering engineer
What's worse is job titles with the word "hacker" in them. The big one
>Grow Hacker
Fucking hell
Sound engineer engineer
>>26224153
>Not in Employment, Education, Training or Engineering (NEETE)
Did I do it right senpaitachi?
>>26226608
Engineeting - 8 years experience. Self Employed
I'm a toilet engineer. Before I was progressive I was a plumber.
>>26224153
>Engineer I Engineer
I don't think that helped
eastern animation testing engineer here
>>26224549
I prefer the title NEET Systems Administrator or NEETSA
>>26224153
That would make me a computer engineer engineer.
Double salary to 200k. Sounds nice anon
>take philosophy class
>philosophers are now "conceptual engineers"
Jesus christ they philosophers really are desperate
>>26226431
If you engineered engineering engineers, would you be an engineering engineering engineer?
>be a trashman
>Director of Waste Management Engineering
>>26227870
>high school janitor
>"sanitation engineer"
>"app" developers and webdevs are regularly referred to as "engineers"
>>26224153
I know the title "power engineer" pisses off quite a few trades people
There's no such thing as janitors, it's custodial engineer
frycooks are culinary artists
dishwashers are hygienic maintenance
delusions run high these days
