So what's going on in your mind right now, /r9k/?
I'm disappointed as fuck, because I slept all day and accomplished nothing productive or meaningful
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I want to work on something I like, but I'm too lazy and discouraged, which makes me feel like whatever happens and for whatever reason, things will never get better for me, which in turn further pushes the need to kill oneself.
I just heard a crisp snap and thats it. Is that whats supposed to happen
>>26219697
Don't do this, you'll get an air bubble into your brain and have a stroke
What doth life, exactly?
>>26219786
Oh fuck please no
>>26219786
I actually wanna have a stroke but it's not working
I can't scroll with my right thumb now fuark that was stupid
>>26219697
Posting 10 minutes later
I'm dead
>>26219697
What am I looking at? is this some meme I didn't know about?
hnand hurts badyl pleas how to fix
>>26219697
OH FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO OH GOD MY HEAD
Do not do this!1!1!1!
My hand hurt for over a month
>>26219697
Just thinking about the state of my life.
I work a full-time low paying job that I hate.
I currently have no interests outside getting drunk, listening to music, sports betting and internet browsing.
I have never had sex despite being a 25 year old male.
I am (according to IQ tests) highly intelligent, but possess no motivation to better myself.
I am an alcoholic, smoker, gambler, and waste away significant amounts of money on these addictions.
I have never felt a real connection to another human.
Just did this
I splooged at least two tablespoons
wow
>>26219786
I literally have severe anxiety pls tell me this isnt tru
>>26219697
Guys don't do this, it makes mustard gas
It's 6 am and I probably can't sleep till 7. Wondering how the fuck I'm supposed to entertain myself for one more hour. I've been staring at the computer motionless for several hours and it's starting to lose meaning.
>>26219749
is anything in life meaningful
>do it repeatedly
>try it hard as possible
>slightly sore wrist
Oh well
>>26219697
I'm wonder what the fuck am I gonna do with my life. I gotta make something!
THIS KILLS THE THUMB.
you are creating a sprain in the tendon of the extensor pollicis longus/brevis.
ITS GONNA HURT FOR A GOOD LONG WHILE.
>Did this once
>Cold pain in my hand for a week
Thanks reddit
I did pic related, feeling really weird, hearts racing and tingle in the left side of my brain.
Thanks a lot you faggot
Someone post the exploding spoon screencap. You know the one
How too much pleasure, much like too much sweet taste, makes me feel sick. I force myself to stop before orgasming half the time, anyone else?
>>26220765
Useful info. thanks senpai. Love you. xoxo
>>26221047
such cruelty~
>>26221567
fed image to google and found a non-ants version
>>26219697
What am I supposed to be doing in pic related?
>>26221658
top image is starting position, bottom image is ending position. You are flicking your wrist from the starting position to the ending position.
But obviously you shouldn't do this, as this image was posted on 4chan.
>>26220358
it's /b/tier shit.
That's how you break your thumb. However most people won't do it unless you know you're trying to break your thumb.
>Was having a comfy dream filled with friends and family and laughs.
>wake up in the cold darkness
>depression hits like a wall
I think it's another day of not going to class for me...
Information overload. There is so much shit going on I can't keep up with 1% of 1% of 1% of 1% of 1% of 1% of it. I could be on any website right now. I could be playing any of hundreds of thousands of video games right now. Even if I was somehow normie enough to get laid, I could be fucking any of 3.5+ billion women.
The world is so big and complex, yet I'm sitting here debating suicide because I'm too autistic to get a job
>>26220543
It's true, don't you ever watch the news?
I'm watching documentaries about psychopathy and I'm terrified I am one. The self absorption, lack of empathy, all fits. I can't tell anyone about it because they think I'm trying to be edgy and attention seeking.
>>26219697
still not a hands free orgasm
Thinking about quitting my "job", dunno what I'll do after that
>>26219697
Procrastinating from reading for interviews on Friday and wondering if there's really any point if I get the job or not.
Also not that anyone cares but the OP pic is something called Eichhoff's test for De Quervain's Tenosynovitis which gives a positive result if you get pain in the anatomical snuffbox area on performing the examination but it has a massively high false negative rate so most people would test positive but don't have the condition.
>>26219697
Thinking about yesterdays Vocaroo thread and how my voice is awful in comparison with others.
>>26221724
that'll make things better, definitely
go to class you sadsack
>really want to get a different job
>haven't received any responses from any applications I've sent out
>last two choices I have are Panera Bread and some bakery at a casino I'm probably not qualified for
>Panera's openings are for graveyard shift bakers, sounded ok at first but I've never worked nighttime so I'd probably get fucked up/fat
Casino bakery is doing interviews tomorrow, I think I'l force myself to go
im going to be alone forever
and there isnt a fucking thing i can do about it
Holy fuck I'm so glad I didn't do this right.
>>26219697
>Directions not clear
>left side of body numb
>dick fell off
>send help
